Gerard Butler Has No Idea Who Brandi Glanville Is

January 27th, 2012 // 26 Comments
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Earlier in the week, Brandi Glanville openly admitted to banging Gerard Butler because she’s on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and therefore by definition a gaping wang depository for wealthy men. And possibly even a lying wang despository at that considering this was Gerard’s response to TMZ when they asked him if he’s really an 11 out of 10 in the sack:

Who’s Brandi Glanville?

Jokes aside, I fully 100% believe Gerard Butler actually banged Brandi Glanville and has no recollection of it. In fact, I fully 100% believe he banged her for an entire week like she said and still has no fucking clue. To put things in perspective, there’s probably a woman at Gerard Butler’s house that’s he plowed for 10 years anytime he’s home, and he couldn’t tell you her name if you put a gun to his head.

PLOW-GIRL: Gerard, baby, your accountant forgot to pay me this week. Could you help a girl out?
GERARD: Sure, lass. Just one thing though.
PLOW-GIRL: Yeah, doll?
GERARD: Who the fuck are you and how’d you get in my bloody house? SPARTA!!

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  1. CitronEskimo

    BURN

  2. cc

    I saw two Real Housewhores episodes while pedaling away at the gym the other day. First time! All I can say if she in any way resembles the rest of the entitled shrews on this show, I’d be just as anxious to claim I didn’t know her.

  3. Good Luck Charlie

    This chick can’t win for losing.

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    LegMan
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice juxtaposition, the skate board and the crutch.

  5. I have no idea who she is either, but if she wants to tell people I banged her, that’s OK. For the record, I did her in the dark place.

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    Jennifer
    Commented on this photo:

    Leanne announces she slept with Butler but did it way better in 3…2…

  7. pornstar

    Having sex with Gerard Butler must be like:
    looking up at the clock at work, on a Friday, and seeing that it’s 4:55 pm.

    Going to the hospital for your annual check up, parking in the Resident’s Only Staff Parking lot, for 4 hours, and not getting towed, or a parking ticket when you get back to your Hummer.

    Making a chocolate cake from scratch, forgetting the cake in the oven longer than the prescribed time, it still comes out looking and tasting like Nigella made it.

    Going to the most expensive restaurant ordering hundreds of dollars worth of food, and wine, waiter forgets to charge wine.

    Coming home after work and finding homemade lasagna everything homemade, waiting for you, on the dinner table, and Gerard Butler serving it to me…

    i would kill my husband, for one day with Gerard Butler, chop up his body, freeze the body parts, and then put them through the wood chipper.

  8. So she banged a dude who told her he was Gerard and the stupid bitch believed him. The chick isn’t the brightest bulb on the planet but definitely is brighter than horse head rimes.

  9. Girl

    Drop the violent language against women. Seriously. I am documenting it, as I have told you before.

    Men don’t get to “plow” women.

  10. Frank Burns

    Turns out Gerard Depardieu has a mansion down the street, and she slept with his manservant. Oh, Brandi!

  11. Brandi Glanville LeAnn Rimes Wedding
    Commented on this photo:

    Something else Gerard Butler and I have in common (I once threw a persian dude in a well)

  12. mando

    She is not so special, I know 3 of her.

  13. chupacabra

    I don’t know who she is either.

  14. TheListener

    Surprise. Surprise. She lied. It reminds me of when Justin Bieber claimed to have met Robert Pattinson, and then Robert said on some talk show he heard Justin claimed to have met him, but he never did. Sometimes celebs or wannabes try to lie about who they’ve met for publicity and then figure either the person won’t know about his/her claim or just play along with it.

  15. mk

    that’ll teach her not to kiss in tell!

  16. me

    Leg casts on hot women are sooo sexy.

  17. CranAppleSnapple

    This woman’s face is so stuffed with fillers, I’ll bet her family doesn’t recognise her anymore. Ladies, those things make you look OLD. Maybe that’s what she was going for.

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