Gerard Butler Has No Idea Who Brandi Glanville Is
Earlier in the week, Brandi Glanville openly admitted to banging Gerard Butler because she’s on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and therefore by definition a gaping wang depository for wealthy men. And possibly even a lying wang despository at that considering this was Gerard’s response to TMZ when they asked him if he’s really an 11 out of 10 in the sack:
Who’s Brandi Glanville?
Jokes aside, I fully 100% believe Gerard Butler actually banged Brandi Glanville and has no recollection of it. In fact, I fully 100% believe he banged her for an entire week like she said and still has no fucking clue. To put things in perspective, there’s probably a woman at Gerard Butler’s house that’s he plowed for 10 years anytime he’s home, and he couldn’t tell you her name if you put a gun to his head.
PLOW-GIRL: Gerard, baby, your accountant forgot to pay me this week. Could you help a girl out?
GERARD: Sure, lass. Just one thing though.
PLOW-GIRL: Yeah, doll?
GERARD: Who the fuck are you and how’d you get in my bloody house? SPARTA!!
Photos: Pacific Coast News