Gerard Butler Was Banging Chicks in Porta-Potties At Coachella. Of Course.
“Where. Is. The SHITTAAAAAAA?”
If you already saw these pics of Gerard Butler at Coachella over the weekend – particularly this one – you probably won’t be surprised to learn he also spent his time at a hipster music festival making hippie chicks blow him above a chemical toilet. There’s a reason he stars in all those romantic comedies. Page Six reports:
Butler led his mystery brunette out into the open air for a seductive slow dance in an empty patch of pavement. “The two were grinding like they were at a middle school dance,” says our spy. “He didn’t seem to care who was watching.” After their spin, our spy watched Butler accompany his dance partner to the Porta-Potties before they returned to the carnival-themed bash.
GIRL: Ohmygod, I can’t believe I’m having sex with Gerard Butler!
GERARD: Aye. And I can’t believe I didn’a vomit when your bloody foot fell in the toilet. ‘S happen’d twice already today, ya know? Like some sorta switch in mah belly.
GIRL: Oh, Gerard!