Oh, Phew, Gerard Butler Went To Coachella. Now We Definitely Know There Weren’t Any Drugs There.

April 16th, 2012 // 36 Comments
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Gerard Butler showed up at Coachella over the weekend, so for those of you keeping track of his rehab, he’s not even trying anymore and very possibly just followed the scent of Lindsay Lohan‘s vagina, so “almost dead.” Put him down for almost dead. On that note, just what exactly does a coked up Scotsman due at a wee bonny pansy festival? Pretty much whatever the hell he wants:

- Steal women from said wee pansies? Check.
- Assault cameraman who clearly snapped him mid-coke deal? Check.
- Maul more women away from pansies? Double check.
- Mug Michael Peña? Check.
- Smash Honest Tea bottle into back of hipster DJ’s skull? Let’s assume check.

Also, I’m pretty sure he made this happen with his mind:

Photos: Pacific Coast News

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  1. Frank Burns

    Well you can’t fault him if he smashes a bottle on the hipster DJ’s skull, after one glance I punched the computer screen.

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    stacy
    Commented on this photo:

    So who is he knee fucking?

  3. mismy

    You know it’s time to return to rehab when LiLo & Hologram Tupac look healthier & more cognizant than you…

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    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    “Where’d you get your boots?”

    “A&F… And you?”

    “I had them removed from a corpse they found in the mud bogs of Ireland. They’re priceless. Want to go home with me?”

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    Richard McBeef
    Commented on this photo:

    Put down that goddamn hipster camera and find your fucking bass, the chili peppers are up next.

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    Bilvis
    Commented on this photo:

    I haven’t seen that guy since Terminator 1.

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    Bilvis
    Commented on this photo:

    I thought George Zimmerman was arrested.

  8. El Jefe

    Yep, nothing shady going on here.

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    The Pope
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey, have you seen my new watch? I keep losin’ the things. What’s supposed to keep these things from just slidin’ right off your arm? It’s crazy.

  10. Gerard Butler Coachella High Coke
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hey, baby, you enjoying Coachella? Can I direct you to the shortest route to my pants and the Great Carrot Festival therein?”

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    Joe Blow
    Commented on this photo:

    “Check it out, my penis is as big as a phone… oh… wait.”

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    Double D
    Commented on this photo:

    The Spartans and Persians made up?

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    SnarkyG
    Commented on this photo:

    “Listen, I keep telling you, I’m not Lindsey Lohan. Even if I was, I wouldn’t know there the *good* drugs were.”

  14. Gerard Butler Coachella High Coke
    Commented on this photo:

    Homonyms – A Practical Course:

    He kneed her vagina.
    He needs her vagina.
    He kneads her vagina.

  15. Gerard Butler Coachella High Coke
    Commented on this photo:

    He may be Bizzy now, but after Coachella I’ll wager he’s unemployed.

  16. Gerard Butler Coachella High Coke
    Commented on this photo:

    Which one is Gerard Butler?

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    carol rules
    Commented on this photo:

    he’s fine.

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    jimmy
    Commented on this photo:

    “Vote for Pedro”.

  19. CranAppleSnapple

    What does he *due*? That’s tough to answer. :)

  20. Gerard Butler Coachella High Coke
    Commented on this photo:

    “I hate goodbyes!”

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    mbcl
    Commented on this photo:

    “Ha ha he wants some skittles”

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    mbcl
    Commented on this photo:

    “Nerds !!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

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    mbcl
    Commented on this photo:

    “I’m getting laid tonight “

  24. Gerard Butler Coachella High Coke
    Commented on this photo:

    “Who? Papparaz- HEY! How are you guys doing…Who this guy? he’s nobody…ummm…he’s my personal…chocolatier. Yeah that’s it!”

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    mbcl
    Commented on this photo:

    “This is how you point and show your biceps at the same time.”

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    mbcl
    Commented on this photo:

    “d’ya wanna knock boots?”

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    Cassie
    Commented on this photo:

    I cast my vote as possibly a model named meghan. I saw them multiple times together during that trip!!

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    Half pint
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s Randall Slavin! He’s the real deal……photographer not drug dealer.

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    Portia
    Commented on this photo:

    “My nose is growing into my mouth”

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    Darynel
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ve met Sam Childers and he is quite sincere about henpilg orphaned children in South Sudan, northern Uganda and now Ethiopia and has done a great deal for adults in those areas, too. Check out the videos about him online and keep an eye out for the documentary that will be released and play film festivals some time in the spring of 2012. Sam’s a great character, too very funny. He loves his guns and his motorcycles, but most of all his family and his church.

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    Rubens
    Commented on this photo:

    I like the last one where’s he’s kind of scruffy and has a beard. Sexy lokoing and all. I also like the one where he’s walking with his head downcast, lokoing all innocent and all . yeah right.Enjoy always, T

  32. Gerard Butler Coachella High Coke
    Commented on this photo:

    Take me to your dealer.

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