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Gerard Butler showed up at Coachella over the weekend, so for those of you keeping track of his rehab, he’s not even trying anymore and very possibly just followed the scent of Lindsay Lohan‘s vagina, so “almost dead.” Put him down for almost dead. On that note, just what exactly does a coked up Scotsman due at a wee bonny pansy festival? Pretty much whatever the hell he wants:
- Steal women from said wee pansies? Check.
- Assault cameraman who clearly snapped him mid-coke deal? Check.
- Maul more women away from pansies? Double check.
- Mug Michael Peña? Check.
- Smash Honest Tea bottle into back of hipster DJ’s skull? Let’s assume check.
Also, I’m pretty sure he made this happen with his mind:
Photos: Pacific Coast News
Well you can’t fault him if he smashes a bottle on the hipster DJ’s skull, after one glance I punched the computer screen.
So who is he knee fucking?
Summer Glau?
Looks like her, but he’s 6’1″ and Summer is like 5’5″. I think that girl is too tall.
I cast my vote for “Random star-struck hippie chick.”
You know it’s time to return to rehab when LiLo & Hologram Tupac look healthier & more cognizant than you…
“Where’d you get your boots?”
“A&F… And you?”
“I had them removed from a corpse they found in the mud bogs of Ireland. They’re priceless. Want to go home with me?”
Put down that goddamn hipster camera and find your fucking bass, the chili peppers are up next.
Gasp! Well that was just mean!
I haven’t seen that guy since Terminator 1.
I thought George Zimmerman was arrested.
Yep, nothing shady going on here.
Hey, have you seen my new watch? I keep losin’ the things. What’s supposed to keep these things from just slidin’ right off your arm? It’s crazy.
“Hey, baby, you enjoying Coachella? Can I direct you to the shortest route to my pants and the Great Carrot Festival therein?”
“Check it out, my penis is as big as a phone… oh… wait.”
The Spartans and Persians made up?
“Listen, I keep telling you, I’m not Lindsey Lohan. Even if I was, I wouldn’t know there the *good* drugs were.”
Homonyms – A Practical Course:
He kneed her vagina.
He needs her vagina.
He kneads her vagina.
He may be Bizzy now, but after Coachella I’ll wager he’s unemployed.
Which one is Gerard Butler?
he’s fine.
“Vote for Pedro”.
What does he *due*? That’s tough to answer. :)
“I hate goodbyes!”
“Ha ha he wants some skittles”
“Nerds !!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“I’m getting laid tonight “
“Who? Papparaz- HEY! How are you guys doing…Who this guy? he’s nobody…ummm…he’s my personal…chocolatier. Yeah that’s it!”
“This is how you point and show your biceps at the same time.”
“d’ya wanna knock boots?”
I cast my vote as possibly a model named meghan. I saw them multiple times together during that trip!!
That’s Randall Slavin! He’s the real deal……photographer not drug dealer.
“My nose is growing into my mouth”
I’ve met Sam Childers and he is quite sincere about henpilg orphaned children in South Sudan, northern Uganda and now Ethiopia and has done a great deal for adults in those areas, too. Check out the videos about him online and keep an eye out for the documentary that will be released and play film festivals some time in the spring of 2012. Sam’s a great character, too very funny. He loves his guns and his motorcycles, but most of all his family and his church.
I like the last one where’s he’s kind of scruffy and has a beard. Sexy lokoing and all. I also like the one where he’s walking with his head downcast, lokoing all innocent and all . yeah right.Enjoy always, T