George Clooney’s new girlfriend seems nice

July 31st, 2009 // 121 Comments

Here’s George Clooney’s new girlfriend 30-year-old Italian actress Elisabetta Canalis who apparently has a deep love for showing her breasts. Even while playing a nun. I love her already. Which is unfortunate because judging by a recent interview , she’s in for a world of disappointment with the Clooney. People reports:

“I have now become more fussy about who I date. And in any case my future boyfriend will have to share my bed with [her mini Doberman] Piero, too,” she recently told Italian magazine Tu. “Before in love I used to play much more, now I don’t want to waste any more time with wrong relationships. I just want someone who can make me find tranquility. I want to get home and find a person who can make me feel good.”

Jesus. She’s looking for a lasting relationship and thought George Clooney was the perfect candidate? The George Clooney who goes through cocktail waitresses like toilet paper? Seriously, I saw him use one the other day just to wipe mud off his tires. Then he balled her up and threw her at the neighbor kid for stepping on his lawn.

NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions of divine nipplegy.

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  1. I hate how everyone thinks they are a hilarious comedian in the comments.

    I like those boobs.

  2. MOOLY

    #101 is absolutely right, why are we not taking air brush pics seriously?

  3. RtSS

    Nice ass… I’d bend her over and do her in the poopchute. I’d leave a deposit of my protein shake in that beautiful ass of hers.

  4. She sounds like a crabby old harpy. I’m not sleeping in a bed peppered with dog shit.

    She looks a little like Bruno.

  5. bossvnnv

    This dude looks like a lady. That’s what Clooney likes!!

  6. come to Italy and you ll see if we look like monkeys,idiot!!!!

  7. these pictures are not flattering at all.she is more beautiful,but recently she lost too many pounds

  8. Rhialto

    Italia has strong Arabian/North African influences.A little present from the Roman empire era.A typical Italian woman.

  9. Nero

    Good looking girl. . .

  10. Darth

    Multiculturalism is as old as the road to rome.

  11. jess

    I wonder how clooney does not have offspring everywhere, like the kings who deflower everyone. – shortpeopledate.com

  12. Fabri

    I’m Italian, and I can tell you she’s definally not an actress, only a Velina… that’s her job:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBa1naQi-PY&feature=related

  13. She is damn hot man!! Her face is so appealing.. I just can’t control myself .. So sexy.. In the pics the way she is looking is really arousing. Thanks for the photos.

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  17. She is damn hot man!! Her face is so appealing.. I just can’t control myself .. So sexy.. In the pics the way she is looking is really arousing. Thanks for the photos.

  18. good article,thank you

  19. George Clooney is very beautiful indeed … # 19 In my opinion (without being too rich). But I’m sorry … The lady …. mehh … I’m not in the least affected. He is a man’s face. Her boobs are to appeal to him lol.

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