Here’s George Clooney’s new girlfriend 30-year-old Italian actress Elisabetta Canalis who apparently has a deep love for showing her breasts. Even while playing a nun. I love her already. Which is unfortunate because judging by a recent interview , she’s in for a world of disappointment with the Clooney. People reports:
“I have now become more fussy about who I date. And in any case my future boyfriend will have to share my bed with [her mini Doberman] Piero, too,” she recently told Italian magazine Tu. “Before in love I used to play much more, now I don’t want to waste any more time with wrong relationships. I just want someone who can make me find tranquility. I want to get home and find a person who can make me feel good.”
Jesus. She’s looking for a lasting relationship and thought George Clooney was the perfect candidate? The George Clooney who goes through cocktail waitresses like toilet paper? Seriously, I saw him use one the other day just to wipe mud off his tires. Then he balled her up and threw her at the neighbor kid for stepping on his lawn.
NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions of divine nipplegy.
Giggles | July 31, 2009 at 12:59 pm
Oh Good Lord. George….your taste is really hitting the dregs.
bot | July 31, 2009 at 1:02 pm
woof. total butterface.
audrey | July 31, 2009 at 1:02 pm
She’s way too hot for George. How old is he anyways, about 50?
Mr. Perfect | July 31, 2009 at 1:04 pm
She’s got that monkey look like all Italian chicks and clearly her best years are behind her, but I’d let her lick my butthole before I shot my load in her face.
brad pitt | July 31, 2009 at 1:10 pm
I guess… if you’re into that…
Could use a few more tattoos… and 10 more kids, but whatever floats your boat George…
amanda | July 31, 2009 at 1:18 pm
is she a porn actress? “virgin territory” come on now…..
EB | July 31, 2009 at 1:19 pm
Hmmm…give me a few beers, and I’d sail through her canalis
Delgo | July 31, 2009 at 1:20 pm
Gots them big ravioli/pierogi nipples
hammer66 | July 31, 2009 at 1:22 pm
Fuck you Clooney
Josh | July 31, 2009 at 1:23 pm
Hmmm….Nah.
stickkeys | July 31, 2009 at 1:27 pm
Dude should’ve stayed w/ that Emmanuelle in Space chick. Although I wouldn’t kick this one out of bed either.
Sexy Costumes | July 31, 2009 at 1:31 pm
At least shes not a Las Vegas waitress/hooker like the last two “girlfriends”…
e-rock | July 31, 2009 at 1:33 pm
This chicks body is just not fair. Pure perfection… , but the face… not so much?
The Jerk | July 31, 2009 at 1:46 pm
The photo shoot pic had me sold till I clicked the page and saw the other ones and almost spit out my coffee and gave myself 3rd degree burns on my crotch. Clooney is seriously taking his European Invasion a little bit too serious I think.
you guys are retarded | July 31, 2009 at 1:57 pm
damn, this girl is hott. this girl is the kind of hott where you look at her and go “yeah, maybe if I was, like, george clooney or something…” unless you’re george clooney and then you just go “hey, I’m george clooney” and make that stupid smile.
Dread not | July 31, 2009 at 1:57 pm
Tremendous.
Eww | July 31, 2009 at 2:02 pm
Why isnt anyone commenting on her apparent mullet?
jon | July 31, 2009 at 2:04 pm
@ 15- yes, yes, YES! Perfect.
Venom | July 31, 2009 at 2:07 pm
Seriously women, what’s so great about George Clooney? I mean, if he was a broke nobody, would he still be so “handsome”? Don’t lie to yourselves.
As for the chick… she’s ok. Like #11 said: I wouldn’t kick her out of the bed.
msanders1212 | July 31, 2009 at 2:13 pm
Man hands.
Alli Watermelon | July 31, 2009 at 2:18 pm
George Clooney is very handsome actually…in my opinion #19 (even without being wealthy). But I’m sorry…this woman….mehh…I’m not impressed in the least. She has a masculine face. Her boobs are the only appealing thing on her lol.
Dewy | July 31, 2009 at 2:26 pm
good lookin’ girl, who’ll dress like a nun and then undress…….I like a girl who is into religion and still has some bad “habits”!!!
clooneyisintosm | July 31, 2009 at 2:31 pm
In hollywood, the men have low standards, while the women have very high standards.
kingofbeer | July 31, 2009 at 2:39 pm
now that is grade A prime piece of ass, give her a 10+1
marcus | July 31, 2009 at 2:40 pm
She looks great in the first airbrushed photo. But in the candid shots she looks plain to below average.
nope | July 31, 2009 at 2:41 pm
There’s no such thing as a mini doberman. The mini pinscher was developed before the doberman. Other than them both being pinschers, they’re not related.
britneysucks | July 31, 2009 at 3:05 pm
She’s amazing, you fools. And George would be hot even if he were a bricklayer–or homeless.
TommyP | July 31, 2009 at 3:06 pm
I have it on good authority that pinscher is German for Terrier so #26, they’re less than related – their both smallish German dogs (although I had also heard the min-pin was the older breed and was partly used to develop the Doberman – as well as the Rottweiler)!
Though, having had both: the min-pin has more attitude but NO ONE wants to meet a Doberman in the doorway of a dark house late at night! Friend NOR foe
Venom | July 31, 2009 at 3:08 pm
@ #21
Stop lying to yourself, Alli…
No disrespect, but how old are you? Sorry, I can’t fathom a teen or a twenty-something year old thinking that Clooney is handsome. Money and fame can make anyone “look” good. :-P
havoc | July 31, 2009 at 3:12 pm
I would totally be into the nun outfit. Oh hell yeah….
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Beejoo | July 31, 2009 at 3:20 pm
@26>
While true overall, they’re actually still fairly closely related as both breeds started as the German Pinscher (along with most of the Schnauzer breeds). So, while your statement is correct, it’s a little misleading.
Puuurrrfect | July 31, 2009 at 3:27 pm
“Mr. Perfect – July 31, 2009 1:04 PM She’s got that monkey look like all Italian chicks and clearly her best years are behind her”
Let me stop you there Mr. Perfect: sorry, but not all Italian chicks looks like this one. May I remind you of Monica Bellucci, Carla Bruni, or Caterina Murino? By the way, what kind of sicko writes that Italian chicks look like monkeys: you racist moron.
Neko | July 31, 2009 at 3:40 pm
She expressed her distaste for oral and anal secs. As a matter of fact, she’s basically a nun. Only real nuns blow more than her.
gotmilk? | July 31, 2009 at 3:40 pm
george clooney is old news, emphasis on OLD. so yeah, 29 is right, except that money and fame aren’t even helping in old timer George’s case.
as for this bitch, she’s just flat out ugly in the face. in fact, she looks like more of a man than Clooney in picture 7.
chupacabra | July 31, 2009 at 3:40 pm
whoa… that face is very very meh.
She photos well when done by a professional. Why does Georgie boy keep picking butterfaces?
Bert | July 31, 2009 at 3:42 pm
her face looks like a MAN!!!!!
HealthyThinspiration | July 31, 2009 at 3:46 pm
I think she’s beautiful.
ROUGH daddy | July 31, 2009 at 4:07 pm
Eff Clooney and this distant cousin of lady gaga before the nose surgery…
lori | July 31, 2009 at 4:25 pm
Another beard.
Amy | July 31, 2009 at 4:32 pm
I’m 24 and I don’t think George Clooney is attractive. I think he was at one time, but now he’s just too old. Women just date him because of the name and the money. Men, it’s kind of like Michelle Pfeiffer…you’d date her because, well, she’s Michelle Pfeiffer…she’s still decently attractive and rich, but she’s a little too old if you’re my age.
Mike Walker | July 31, 2009 at 4:37 pm
Elisabetta is super hot… but these aren’t good pics.
http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album18/Elisabetta-Canalis-01300803.jpg?t=1249071274
ROUGH daddy | July 31, 2009 at 4:45 pm
Now you see why I like candid pics of these sub-celebs at the beach or at their grocery stores?
Spiderman | July 31, 2009 at 5:11 pm
Dear Homos commenting on hot chick with awesome nipples. If the last time your penis was in a vagina was the moment of your birth you have no say in judging this woman’s hotness. Please stick to commenting on dudes haircuts or pants labels or shoes etc. and let those of us with penises that actually enter vaginas comment on whether or not we would like to be sticking them in said vagina.
Your truly,
Spidey
ROUGH daddy | July 31, 2009 at 5:28 pm
hahah slick hair and glossy nipples looks like youre in love with her make up artist jack ass…
TopCat | July 31, 2009 at 5:35 pm
Nice booty!
a beddable girl
OnlyGayEskimo | July 31, 2009 at 5:38 pm
She’s super hot in that “wow, she’s a really GOOD tranny” sort of way.
Iona Knipple | July 31, 2009 at 5:43 pm
Closet gay Clooney doesn’t know what to do with the chicks he lands! HA!
R.I.P.Each | July 31, 2009 at 5:49 pm
Mi Scuzi, is it troot dat these mighty Canalis, he is, how do you say, in kinship with Senior SmeGaGag?
R.I.P.Each | July 31, 2009 at 5:50 pm
Mi Scuzi, is it troot dat these mighty Canalis, he is, how do you say, in kinship with Senior SmeGaGag?
Lorenzo | July 31, 2009 at 5:59 pm
After motorboating I would splooge all over those boobs as well as glaze that face.