George Clooney uses special bathroom

gclooney_bathroom.jpgLooks like the rumors of George Clooney and Brad Pitt opening a hotel and casino in Vegas are true, as a reader who works for the developers writes in that they’ve been coming in and out of their building recently.

George Clooney and Brad Pitt are striking a deal with Randy Gerber to open a boutique hotel and casino in Las Vegas with The Related Companies. I know b/c I work there and they have been in my building the past couple of days. It was a big deal b/c they wanted to let George use the executive bathroom instead of the regular mens room and they had to go find an executive with a key. Guess they need to protect ALL of Georgie’s assets!

I don’t know if I’m keen on the ‘ass’ puns, but picturing a bunch of assistants running around to look for a bathroom key so that George Clooney can use a special toilet makes me laugh. Oh who am I kidding, it’s the thought of George Clooney with his pants down taking a dump that cracks me up. Somebody needs to hire a special ninja paparazzi to sneak into celebrity bathrooms and capture them pooing. I bet those pictures would be worth a ton of money, either to tabloids or to celebrities who don’t want the pictures leaked. Either way, you’re looking at some serious cash.