George Clooney’s girlfriend Sarah Larson helped model the new Ashley Paige swimsuits last night during LA Fashion Week. If you don’t recognize Sarah, it’s because her resume includes Vegas cocktail waitress and Fear Factor contestant. But now Sarah’s career is taking off as she enjoys her current role as George Clooney’s boobless arm candy. Good for her. But now, seriously, George, what do you have against breasts? Your mother was a cold woman, wasn’t she? Hmm, yes, I can tell. Never had time for little George did she now? No, always preoccupied with culinary pursuits and, judging by your after shave, haberdashing. Fly, fly, Mr. Clooney. Fly fly.
Photos: Getty Images
Gerald_Tarrant | March 14, 2008 at 4:59 pm
She’s not that bad. Clooney is about a 6-7 and she is a 6-7. The numbers add up.
Kitty | March 14, 2008 at 4:59 pm
I’m prettier than she is. So no… not jealous.
Gerald_Tarrant | March 14, 2008 at 5:01 pm
On a related note, I want to give Kitty some good lovin’.
Ray | March 14, 2008 at 5:02 pm
I think she looks good..
Jimbo | March 14, 2008 at 5:02 pm
What happened to her boobs?
Randal | March 14, 2008 at 5:03 pm
Very elegant woman.
Jean | March 14, 2008 at 5:04 pm
She’s fat. Seriously. Look at her stomach bulge in the pics with the white tank top. Gross.
ixx | March 14, 2008 at 5:28 pm
No thanks… don’t dig models and their nothingness bodies.
dude | March 14, 2008 at 5:28 pm
This is what a hot white woman looks like.
For a picture of hot [sic] nigga, see scary spice under previous post.
Settled.
THESUPERFICIALCREATOR ISLAME | March 14, 2008 at 5:30 pm
Scary Spice >>>>>>>>>>>>> this chick
Joco | March 14, 2008 at 5:30 pm
She’s alright except she has prepubescent tits
Bigo | March 14, 2008 at 5:31 pm
Of all the hot women he can get with just a finger snap, he stays with this tramp
ch474 | March 14, 2008 at 5:34 pm
Not doing it for me, I’d rather hit Scary Spice. I guy could cut himself on this bag of bones … NO BONER FOR YOU!
f | March 14, 2008 at 5:34 pm
She is so sexy. Once I saw he sexy photos on a millionaire dating site called meetingwealthy. She si datin g friends there.
silly number 8 | March 14, 2008 at 5:35 pm
Because a model would actually pay any attention to you anyway…
combustion8 | March 14, 2008 at 5:41 pm
she’s ugly.. and he’s gay.
Massa | March 14, 2008 at 5:42 pm
I’d hit it.
I’d hit Scary Spice too. With a noose.
stink | March 14, 2008 at 5:42 pm
Fuck this. You tools with your mommy complexes Fish you got it wrong, the little douche babies with mommy issues lust after ginormous boobs. Small perky titties are so sexy. I feel sorry for any guy so insecure that he’s afraid to be with a girl just because she has little cupcakes. Who cares. In my experience the smaller the boobs the tighter the ass and the prettier the face. These are aweful pics and fucking hideous clothes, I’ve seen some her lookin damn good in other ones.
stink | March 14, 2008 at 5:44 pm
Here are better picture.
http://www.laineygossip.com/George_Clooney_and_Sarah_Larson_on_the_cover_of_Hello_Canada.aspx
or click the stink
stink | March 14, 2008 at 5:46 pm
Fucking shit. And you have to croll down to the end of the article and click on the magazine pic
http://www.laineygossip.com/George_Clooney_and_
Sarah_Larson_on_the_cover_of_Hello_Canada.aspx
Sambo the Ass Pirate | March 14, 2008 at 6:16 pm
i bet she can kegel george’s dick clean off.
steve | March 14, 2008 at 6:19 pm
I don’t think she’s particularly attractive, but at least she looks like she belongs in society, not like some scuffer that refuses to go away despite endless flushes (Scary Spice).
Ted from LA | March 14, 2008 at 6:23 pm
Oh George,
You self deprecating annoying fuck.
. | March 14, 2008 at 6:29 pm
She has a weird looking face.
brennie | March 14, 2008 at 6:30 pm
“Fly, fly, Mr. Clooney. Fly fly.”
that made me laugh pretty hard.
Hannah | March 14, 2008 at 6:32 pm
@ 7, I bet you are fatter.
How is that fat??? She has a wonderful body.
George from Sherman Oaks | March 14, 2008 at 6:51 pm
I think I see beef curtain in photo #1. And I’m not sure how I feel about it.
literarycritic | March 14, 2008 at 6:53 pm
@ 7: What’s the matter, Jean? Not “thinspirational” enough for you?
You have the aesthetic tastes of a bitchy, jealous anorexic teenager. Go back to your stupid fucking “All I had today was 1/18th of a cucumber but I still feel SO FAT” boards, where everybody will pat you on the back for saying a stick-thin model with no boobs and a visible sternum is fat. You fucking retard.
lisa | March 14, 2008 at 6:57 pm
wow, she is beautiful!
Jenn | March 14, 2008 at 7:18 pm
Not jealous…the chick is not hot. Bangin’ body though…maybe a little too skinny…
Bemused | March 14, 2008 at 7:54 pm
She’s not ‘ugly’ in any obvious way — except, perhaps, for her skeletal build — but manifestly frightening in appearance. George Clooney would have better luck trolling the corridors of any office building on Wilshire Boulevard. Classier than Eliot Spitzer’s beloved, to be sure, but still scary.
Barack | March 14, 2008 at 7:55 pm
She’s not hot, she’s just not un-hot. (fuck, I’ve got to get Jesse Jackson to help me make this shit rhyme) But at least she’s white! Gotta aim high. Especially after the shameful slumming with that nasty skank in the last story.
Doogie | March 14, 2008 at 7:57 pm
Skanky!
I know she has to look like a robot for the runway but she really should be introduced to the In n’ out burger!
Even if its a veggie! Its all in the sauce!
Vince Lombardi | March 14, 2008 at 7:58 pm
I guess some guys in Hollywood go for little boys.
jenny | March 14, 2008 at 8:21 pm
she’s very pretty:)
Harry Ballzack | March 14, 2008 at 8:23 pm
@34 – Some ?
Hollyweird Credo:
Girls are for babies – Boys are for fun
Serial Rapist | March 14, 2008 at 8:28 pm
You could jam this chick right up Scary Spice’s fat monkey pit.
jstunnah | March 14, 2008 at 9:07 pm
i dont think shes pretty at all. i mean she is obviously not hideous…but george could do a HELL of a lot better than her. and she needs to change her haircolor, its unflattering on her.
george | March 14, 2008 at 9:09 pm
George Clooney is an old queen.
FIRST | March 14, 2008 at 9:12 pm
http://media.hollyscoop.com/BlogImages/44616332—george_clooney.jpg
That makeup and those clothes aren’t flattering at all. She’s gorgeous in every other pic I’ve found of her — just google image her :P
aha | March 14, 2008 at 9:12 pm
booobies……… wait.
finickycritic | March 14, 2008 at 9:16 pm
she looks great. http://www.finickycritic.com
Spazz | March 14, 2008 at 9:17 pm
Yuck. She should be a Spice Girl.
Samhain | March 14, 2008 at 9:39 pm
Pretty?
Elf ears.
Huge fake caterpillars sitting on top of her eyes.
Zellwegger face.
No tits, no hips.
I have to wonder if he’s ever seen her without makeup yet – blecch.
A fan | March 14, 2008 at 9:53 pm
http://carahurley.blogspot.com
Check HER out.
ManiacFive | March 14, 2008 at 9:58 pm
I never knew Clooney liked boys, but after seeing the rack on this chick, yeah, I guess he does.
Theres nothing i love better than doing a stick thin model from behind. Its the paper cuts i get from her hip bones and shoulder blades i love. Oh yeah!
POSHGLAM | March 14, 2008 at 10:01 pm
Helga Brows, but she must be doing something right…..I must cast my vote for the previously mentioned kegals
Jim | March 14, 2008 at 10:12 pm
“I guess some guys in Hollywood go for little boys.”
You say that like it’s a bad thing… :)
PattyS | March 14, 2008 at 10:17 pm
#36
“Hollyweird Credo:
Girls are for babies – Boys are for fun”
Really? It’s the credo for “Hollyweird”?
Based on recent FACTUAL evidence, it’s clearly the credo for Catholic priests and Mark Foley’s congressional Republicans.
Ryan | March 14, 2008 at 10:27 pm
She has the chest of a male model. Not a good look. When you’re George f’n Clooney you need to set your sights a little higher.