George Clooney was messing with Bruce Willis at Scott Caan’s photo exhibit party in Los Angeles last week by telling him a bunch of middle-aged men were hitting on his 18-year-old daughter Rumer. A source says:
“Bruce kept getting madder and madder with each guy George mentioned.” Eventually the jig was up when Rumer came over and said, “Dad, George told me to tell you that – uh, I forget his name – was talking to me.”
Oh sure, George Clooney pranks Bruce Willis and it’s all fun and games. I prank Bruce Willis and I get a restraining order and a police escort to drag me away. Next time I prank a celebrity I’ll really prank them. To death. With a tire iron.
isegoria | August 28, 2006 at 6:18 pm
Who cares?
fierce | August 28, 2006 at 6:18 pm
ROFL. Lame.
CelebSlam.com | August 28, 2006 at 6:28 pm
No self-respecting man would ever get within penis range of Rumer.
http://www.celebslam.com
lohanjob | August 28, 2006 at 6:57 pm
Rumer Willis sounds like she’s the next Marlon Brando. Really sold that one…
Giggles | August 28, 2006 at 7:07 pm
I love it.
Adult Underoos | August 28, 2006 at 7:08 pm
Rumer. Rumer. Rumer.
Stupidest. Name. Ever.
http://www.funderpants.com
Jake | August 28, 2006 at 7:27 pm
Every one of Bruce Wilis’ offspring looks like a dog. Rumer’s place is somewhere between Kathy Griffith and Joan Rivers. But after thirty beers and a massive quantity of cocaine, well, I’d still probably hit it.
http://wampoon.com/
Jake | August 28, 2006 at 7:29 pm
Fuck. Kathy Griffin
sirokai | August 28, 2006 at 7:47 pm
Someone needs to tell Bruce that no one wants to hit on his ugly, wierdly-named daughters anyway.
HolisticWisdomcom | August 28, 2006 at 8:20 pm
Sure, I like spending my time making Dads worry about their daughters… it is what my whole business is about. LOL
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
Barbara Grimes | August 28, 2006 at 9:04 pm
Forget Bruce Willis and look at that picture of George. Damn that man is fine!
http://babas.typepad.com
Binky | August 28, 2006 at 9:20 pm
Is this Willis guy still in the ‘entertainment’ industry ?
It’s amazing how much work he got after Cybill Shepard carried for so many years…and she was a super-model actress…
As I recall he thought his best work was in ‘Pulp Fiction’ and his role consisted of being repeatedly punched in the head…such is Hollywood…
I like my Rumer with a bit of Pepsi
PigsWalkUpright | August 28, 2006 at 10:11 pm
What’s really sickening is if it was anyone else’s 18 year old daughter, Bruce Willis wouldn’t have had a problem hitting on her himself.
Lush | August 28, 2006 at 10:48 pm
what a stiffley stifferson… PRANKSTERS WHOA!!!
InstantAsshat-AddFame | August 28, 2006 at 10:55 pm
There’s a rumor Rumer’s ugly
But how am I supposed to know?
If she’s cute or if she’s pugly
Can’t tell with no photo.
AmberDextrose | August 29, 2006 at 1:42 am
I’m willing to quit bitching for a few minutes when the need arises… but she does look a bit shovel-faced:
Crufts Dog Show 2006
AmberDextrose | August 29, 2006 at 1:46 am
Phooee, that didn’t work. Try this one:
blaaa
AmberDextrose | August 29, 2006 at 1:47 am
Goddammit, Google the bitch yourself. If you think it worthwhile.
ImSuicidal | August 29, 2006 at 4:29 am
Here Dextrose…
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:RumerWillis.jpg
NunoH | August 29, 2006 at 5:11 am
George Clooney is even more gay than Cruise.
RichPort | August 29, 2006 at 5:29 am
I had no idea Jay Leno circa 1975 was Bruce Willis’ daughter. She really needs the number to her mom’s plastic surgeon. Now.
IFuckingHateYou | August 29, 2006 at 5:45 am
Stupid fuck Bruce Willis, you should know that there’s not a middle-aged guy that would want to hit on your daughter because she looks like Bruce.
How come none of their kids got any of Demi’s looks? They’re all butt-ugly.
spatz | August 29, 2006 at 6:18 am
she looks like the ugly version of parker posey in that picture
jrzmommy | August 29, 2006 at 6:52 am
In the meantime, Clooney’s checking out Rumer’s goods for himself. That’s why he can’t keep a relationship with an adult female — he’s a dirty old man who likes little girls. Nice going Georgie! You just outed yourself as a fucking perv.
confiscate_me | August 29, 2006 at 8:40 am
whoa #19, I wouldn’t wash my ASS with that face, not even if George Clooney had spat on it first.
radio4play | August 29, 2006 at 9:29 am
slow day huh
VeryLiberating.com | August 29, 2006 at 10:19 am
Prank to the death!
http://www.veryliberating.com
UNWASHEDMASSES | August 29, 2006 at 11:29 am
That Clooney is such a prankster. He saves his best jokes for the public at large, though. Everytime he releases a new movie he dupes everyone who goes to see it. The guy is the embodiment of smug, with the wardrobe person being responsible for any variances in his performances.
Aristotrash | August 29, 2006 at 11:50 am
I know this is mean b/c she didn’t choose to be famous but . . . no one would hit on Rumer. Not even middle-aged men with beer guts. Have you seen her??? It’s unfortunate.
ivri | August 29, 2006 at 1:22 pm
CHRISTOPHER WALKEN 4 PREZ, BITCHES! if you don’t think that’s relevant, you’ve obviously never seen SNL.
nc72 | August 29, 2006 at 3:12 pm
Bahahaha! I bet George was hittin on her though…
http://www.exposay.com/george-clooney/1/c/851/
ElatedPornStar | August 29, 2006 at 5:22 pm
So the fuck what?
EazyE | August 29, 2006 at 7:25 pm
Bruce is like Norman Bates in Psycho.
Rumer? Rumer, it’s time for your tea. Tomorrow we take you to see Dr. Doolittle. You’re 18 now. Time for the “operation.”
wallaby | August 30, 2006 at 5:18 am
Is it just me or does it seem like everything that happens right now in Holywood gossip happens at one of Scott Caan’s parties?
Angry Ferret Jones | August 30, 2006 at 9:59 am
I have found that the best way to have sex with Rumer Willis is to keep the lights down real low, squint, and tell yourself that it is actually Demi that you are violating, and not the fruit of her sumpuous loins.
Mmmmmmm, Demi’s loins……
Sheva | August 30, 2006 at 10:32 am
Not a damn thing wrong with her, before or after I set up my cover story and hit it.
Signed,
George “I fucked over Teri Hatcher” Clooney
jaysaj | September 4, 2006 at 7:40 am
@11 i concur.
@ 35 you’re soooooooooooooooooooo sick!
HollywoodSnark | April 12, 2007 at 9:59 am
that’s hilarious…ha ha…..