They must’ve missed all your write in votes for me because People magazine has named George Clooney Sexiest Man Alive for 2006, joining Brad Pitt as a two-time honoree. On being awarded the honor Clooney says:
“This one’s going to be hard for Brad (Pitt) since he’s been Sexiest Man Alive twice. He’s enjoyed that mantle. I’d say ‘Sexiest Man Alive’ to him and he’d go, ‘Two-time.’ So that’s been taken away. We used to call him Two Time. So Brad’s going to be upset.”
We can all agree that George Clooney is famous – he certainly is famous – but sexiest man alive? I saw at least three guys sexier on my way to lunch. I also saw three mirrors. Coincidence? I think not.
griffmills | November 15, 2006 at 1:03 pm
Congrats, Ole Yellow Teeth !
RichPort | November 15, 2006 at 1:03 pm
RichPort is the sexiest man in his home! No, seriously, I am…
enfilade | November 15, 2006 at 1:04 pm
He’s… Just… So… Damn… SMUG.
http://www.scandalsnappers.com/
Brain Embolism | November 15, 2006 at 1:10 pm
“Two Time” because that’s how many times they’ve butt-slammed each other.
StanGable | November 15, 2006 at 1:11 pm
dude, he’s so smug. like the south park smug cloud.
jrzmommy | November 15, 2006 at 1:12 pm
we all know rich is the sexiest man alive!
PrettyBaby | November 15, 2006 at 1:13 pm
#6 you got that right!
sexybitch | November 15, 2006 at 1:15 pm
#6 absofuckinglutely!
Pagan Queen | November 15, 2006 at 1:16 pm
Clooney is dogmeat next to Rich.
danielle | November 15, 2006 at 1:18 pm
That’s odd. I thought sexy meant “appealing to the eye”…”being attractive in a sexual manner”.
I would never think that someone who wears…shall I say “diapers”, would actually be sexy. George Clooney? I mean, seriously. The guy won the title before… he definantly shouldn’t be winning it again.
There are MUCH sexier guys who deserve this title. For heaven’s sake, the guy looks like he needs his food chewed for him BEFORE he digs in! Come on now! Whoever made this lame decision should be hit in the head with a bat.
Maybe then…their eye sight would kick it.
tits_on_snack | November 15, 2006 at 1:19 pm
I do not find this man sexy.
Pagan Queen | November 15, 2006 at 1:19 pm
I GOT MY OWN TROLL NOW!!!!!!
#9 is not my post – but the REAL RichPort is definately a cutie :)
sexybitch | November 15, 2006 at 1:20 pm
the best part of that word was “glutely”
Pagan Queen | November 15, 2006 at 1:21 pm
Danielle – I agree with you. I never thought he was sexy or nice looking at all. There are ALOT of other men out there that are much better. Maybe they say that because this guy vows to never get married? Who knows – he definately is NOTHING to look at.
amaritimer | November 15, 2006 at 1:22 pm
Rich has my vote. He gives “getting fucked by the Rich” a whole new meaning. =)
MamaSan | November 15, 2006 at 1:25 pm
Pasty looking old men with yellowed teeth and no lips, how could you not find that sexy? I’m thinking a dirty beige trenchcoat, {with nothin’ underneath} galoshes and white socks would really finish his look. Who’s with me?
MotherTeresa | November 15, 2006 at 1:26 pm
I think George Clooney is very attractive, especially for an older man. If he wanted to bone me in the ass for half an hour, cum (for the first time in 2 weeks) up my ass, have me squat over a plate and squeeze it all back out, then lick up the plate, I just might do it. I mean, he’s G-to-the-fuckin-orge Clooney, after all.
danielle | November 15, 2006 at 1:29 pm
I think Rich is pretty fucking sexy. Submit your pic…you never know.
Pagan- Isn’t it about time that they had a “Sexiest Woman Alive”? What the hell is up with that? Know any good contenders? Hmmmm.
vanillacreme | November 15, 2006 at 1:29 pm
Corn teeth are not sexy, and neither is being a smug bastard.
I doubt that “two time” refered to Brad’s Sexiest Man awards(more like how he ‘two-timed’ his wife), but he’s still way sexier than George.
onecritic | November 15, 2006 at 1:34 pm
George Clooney is a douchebag.
(I’m trying to establish myself as the most boring poster on Superficial. How am I doing???)
Jacquelantern | November 15, 2006 at 1:36 pm
OMG… I used to think George Clooney was hot, but now he’s just fing annoying!! Dr. McDreamy any day… over yellow chompers. He really needs to use some Efferdent for those yellow stained dentures of his.
Pagan Queen | November 15, 2006 at 1:37 pm
danielle – they do have a contest for that. I dont remember who got it, but I remember thinking “ehhh”. They should make it a public vote somehow vice having a few people vote and tell us that this is who it is.
onecritic – sorry, hon, not mundane enough
Pagan Queen | November 15, 2006 at 1:39 pm
Matthew M. ala Failure to Launch, Wentworth Miller are just 2 I can name….I am sure we can come up with a great list.
jrzmommy | November 15, 2006 at 1:40 pm
although I do believe that Rich is the world’s sexiest motherfucker there is, I didnt post that. that was my troll.
danielle | November 15, 2006 at 1:43 pm
Have you guys seen the dude that was in the Evanesence video? That’s a sexy motherfucker.
JungleRed | November 15, 2006 at 1:47 pm
People mag must have a committee of 50 year old women deciding “Sexiest Man Alive.” There’s no other explnation for why they keep shoving these old geezers at us. God forbid you give that title to a twenty year old underwear model. Clooney used up his good years on Facts of Life and Roseanne. And he wasn’t even that good looking then.
1985_binion's_poker_champion | November 15, 2006 at 1:47 pm
#1- haha.. funny…he has the butterscotch grin
NipsyHustle | November 15, 2006 at 1:49 pm
i’m sure every girl he kisses walks away thinking “i can’t believe it’s not butter”
AmericanMcKrout | November 15, 2006 at 1:52 pm
Sooooo NOT.
And speaking of Rich- I think our pal Barbado could give him a good run for his money. How bouta 3-way (contest) between those two and, say, Papa Hot Nuts?
1985_binion's_poker_champion | November 15, 2006 at 1:52 pm
I guess in hollywood being old and having yellow teeth is sexy???
AmericanMcKrout | November 15, 2006 at 1:53 pm
I bet his breath smalls like Werther’s Candies, denture cream, and old man. Yuck!
AmericanMcKrout | November 15, 2006 at 1:54 pm
I guess you can’t laser-whiten false teeth.
The Hoff | November 15, 2006 at 1:56 pm
George – http://www.britesmile.com
louise | November 15, 2006 at 2:01 pm
Whatever – so its not the best photo. George Clooney is a very, very attractive man.
queenann | November 15, 2006 at 2:04 pm
If you’ve ever seen Mr. Clooney in person you would know why he is one of the sexiest men alive. I met him 30 lbs overweight in a beard & nasty clothes with aging makeup and he was still charming and gorgeous. And the voice just moves through you… Oh and I’m early 30s. This was on a college campus and there were 18 year-olds throwing themselves at him, too.
Oh, and his teeth were white. Not a neon fake Paris Hilton white, but white. I’m suspicious because the woman behind him has the same kind of yellow teeth too, Yet his & anothers’ collars are practically day-glo. I’m guessing poor lighting, post-photo touched-up.
Tha-Flash | November 15, 2006 at 2:10 pm
Brad Pitt owned!!!
86 | November 15, 2006 at 2:15 pm
20 that was damned good.
I always thought Clooney’s personality was sexy. His oscar speech was awesome.
gossipmonger | November 15, 2006 at 2:23 pm
For a man that is most likely gay with yellow teeth George
is sexy in that old money, good breeding and well mannered
sort of way-he’s the new Cary Grant who was for sure a
switch-hitter but still sexy as hell.
onecritic | November 15, 2006 at 2:26 pm
Have you all noticed how the young George Clooney (Rosanne era) looks exactly like Joey Lawrence (Blossom era)? And by the way, what the FUCK has happened to Joey Lawrence? Why does he suddenly look 50 years old and insane????
sexybitch | November 15, 2006 at 2:27 pm
His teeth aren’t yellow – or at least they weren’t when he made fun of laser-whitening in Intolerable Cruelty.
Now if he’d just call Brad Pitt a “cunt”…
And previous posts were the troll.
ponk | November 15, 2006 at 2:37 pm
pretty bad when some old coot with Bell’s Palsy gets sexiest man of the year. Maybe there’s still hope for me.
D'oh Eyes | November 15, 2006 at 2:40 pm
Pagan Queen, A to the Men on the Wentworth Miller nomination! Mmm, Prison Break. Which, by the way, is a great show.
My other nominee would be Hugh Jackman (sounds like a porno name too)!
Spindoc | November 15, 2006 at 2:42 pm
Wow George Clooney?
How 1997 of them.
D'oh Eyes | November 15, 2006 at 2:42 pm
He looks like he’s doing a Popeye impression.
“I yam what I yam”.
Unabashed Liar | November 15, 2006 at 2:55 pm
Amazing as it is, not all women base their views entirely on looks alone. It is sort of like how some of them actually think before speaking, scary but true.
Fortunately for all the K-Fed types out there, there are still plenty enough women around who’s ideal relationship never evolved beyond junior high.
Pagan Queen | November 15, 2006 at 3:05 pm
Hugh -definately a YES!! Heath Ledger, too.
yardgraffiti | November 15, 2006 at 3:08 pm
he gets better each year. so sexy.
seattleite | November 15, 2006 at 3:24 pm
Wow, I can’t believe that ugly old fart is the sexiest man alive. He doesn’t even have a wife, girlfriend, ho or male prostitute. Mu pet pig is sexier than that guy.
Tits_McGhee | November 15, 2006 at 3:27 pm
I didn’t know they did a “Sexiest Man Alive” at Caroleton Manor nursing home!
happy_bunny | November 15, 2006 at 4:23 pm
I’d hit it.