George Clooney is crafty


In the November issue of Vanity Fair George Clooney says he wants to go out with as many people as possible to put photographers out of business. He says:

“Here is my theory on debunking photographs in magazines, you know, the paparazzi photographs. I want to spend every single night for three months going out with a different famous actress. You know, Halle Berry one night, Salma Hayek the next, and then walk on the beach holding hands with Leonardo DiCaprio. People would still buy the magazines, they’d still buy the pictures, but they would always go, ‘I don’t know if these guys were putting us on or not.'”

It’s a good idea, except instead of doubting the photographs everybody’s just gonna think George Clooney is a bisexual man whore. He hasn’t even put his plan into motion yet and I already think that. Jealousy can be a cruel mistress.