George Clooney ditches the cocktail waitress, prepares chin for sexification

May 29th, 2008 // 64 Comments

George Clooney has apparently decided to heed the advice of a mystery caller and kicked girlfriend Sarah Larson to the curb, according to a source for People:

Larson, 29, and Clooney, 47, made their public debut together at the Venice and Deauville film festivals last September. Later that month, the twosome were injured in a motorcycle accident.
Earlier this year, Larson accompanied Clooney to the Oscars – the first girlfriend ever to go with him to the event.

Sarah Larson is quite the party girl, but George Clooney is looking for someone that’s more his style. And that style would be young, hot, adventurous and evaporates after exactly 87 rounds of intercourse. Unfortunately, Sarah not only stuck around way past 100 but had the audacity to suggest George should buy an ottoman. An ottoman? Why don’t you just call his mother a whore while you’re at it, lady? Sheesh. Some nerve…

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  1. sammy

    the Spitzer girl is hotter

  2. Kareem Ofwheat

    My RSS feed title for this story is:

    George Clooney ditches the cock…

  3. Ima Lately

    Finally…I never saw what he saw in her – unless it was staged. She looks like a hippy pot smoker who farts all the time – you know the ones. There are stretch marks and cellulite on her icky stick legs and her gummy smile is gross. Come on George, you can do better…and in your age range.

  4. Mr V

    @havoc: It’s nothing to do with looks. Never has been for women looking at men. It’s perceived status, perceived wealth and perceived power. I say “perceived” because of course, you can lie about your wealth and status.

    Straight from Wired’s May issue based on Online Dating website data:
    Mr 5′ 8″ can score as many dates as a Mr 6′ if he makes $146,000 more a year.
    Mr 5′ 2″ gets just as many ladies if he makes $277,000 more per year.

    I think Mr Clooney wants somebody who isn’t looking at him like a prize horse and lottery ticket rolled into one.

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  6. George – feel free to go with the ‘ Inside job’ crowd, because, like – we know who you are …
    Type thing…
    and bring your friends –
    (we’ve softened them up..type thing…)
    (or why else would I still be here ?)

  7. fosse

    seriously people…the man is a switch hitter. when are you gonna get it.

  8. fosse

    seriously people…the man is a switch hitter. when are you gonna get it.

  9. george is gay

    i think george is a gay man trying to act really really straight
    it would be nice if he admited it
    and stepped out with a man next time on the red carpet

    he can’t make any relationships with females work
    so why EVEN ATTEMPT THE STRAIGHT THING

    do the gay thing please you know you want to

  10. george is gay

    i think george is a gay man trying to act really really straight
    it would be nice if he admited it
    and stepped out with a man next time on the red carpet

    he can’t make any relationships with females work
    so why EVEN ATTEMPT THE STRAIGHT THING

    do the gay thing please you know you want to

  11. george is gay

    i think george is a gay man trying to act really really straight
    it would be nice if he admited it
    and stepped out with a man next time on the red carpet

    he can’t make any relationships with females work
    so why EVEN ATTEMPT THE STRAIGHT THING

    do the gay thing please you know you want to

  12. roop

    george u can have my my man pussy any time. it is hotter and juicer than any other pussy. u will love it .it is tight pussy.

  13. roop

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