George Clooney has apparently decided to heed the advice of a mystery caller and kicked girlfriend Sarah Larson to the curb, according to a source for People:
Larson, 29, and Clooney, 47, made their public debut together at the Venice and Deauville film festivals last September. Later that month, the twosome were injured in a motorcycle accident.
Earlier this year, Larson accompanied Clooney to the Oscars – the first girlfriend ever to go with him to the event.
Sarah Larson is quite the party girl, but George Clooney is looking for someone that’s more his style. And that style would be young, hot, adventurous and evaporates after exactly 87 rounds of intercourse. Unfortunately, Sarah not only stuck around way past 100 but had the audacity to suggest George should buy an ottoman. An ottoman? Why don’t you just call his mother a whore while you’re at it, lady? Sheesh. Some nerve…
the Spitzer girl is hotter
My RSS feed title for this story is:
George Clooney ditches the cock…
Finally…I never saw what he saw in her – unless it was staged. She looks like a hippy pot smoker who farts all the time – you know the ones. There are stretch marks and cellulite on her icky stick legs and her gummy smile is gross. Come on George, you can do better…and in your age range.
@havoc: It’s nothing to do with looks. Never has been for women looking at men. It’s perceived status, perceived wealth and perceived power. I say “perceived” because of course, you can lie about your wealth and status.
Straight from Wired’s May issue based on Online Dating website data:
Mr 5′ 8″ can score as many dates as a Mr 6′ if he makes $146,000 more a year.
Mr 5′ 2″ gets just as many ladies if he makes $277,000 more per year.
I think Mr Clooney wants somebody who isn’t looking at him like a prize horse and lottery ticket rolled into one.
If this is true, Sarah may need this book–it’s the BEST ever!!
http://search.barnesandnoble.com/A-Sassy-Little-Guide-To-Getting-Over-Him/Sandra-Ann-Miller/e/9781424315253/?itm=1
Another great way to Get Over Him–hair extensions :-) The best revenge is looking awesome!
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George – feel free to go with the ‘ Inside job’ crowd, because, like – we know who you are …
Type thing…
and bring your friends –
(we’ve softened them up..type thing…)
(or why else would I still be here ?)
seriously people…the man is a switch hitter. when are you gonna get it.
seriously people…the man is a switch hitter. when are you gonna get it.
i think george is a gay man trying to act really really straight
it would be nice if he admited it
and stepped out with a man next time on the red carpet
he can’t make any relationships with females work
so why EVEN ATTEMPT THE STRAIGHT THING
do the gay thing please you know you want to
i think george is a gay man trying to act really really straight
it would be nice if he admited it
and stepped out with a man next time on the red carpet
he can’t make any relationships with females work
so why EVEN ATTEMPT THE STRAIGHT THING
do the gay thing please you know you want to
i think george is a gay man trying to act really really straight
it would be nice if he admited it
and stepped out with a man next time on the red carpet
he can’t make any relationships with females work
so why EVEN ATTEMPT THE STRAIGHT THING
do the gay thing please you know you want to
george u can have my my man pussy any time. it is hotter and juicer than any other pussy. u will love it .it is tight pussy.
george u can have my my man pussy any time. it is hotter and juicer than any other pussy. u will love it .it is tight pussy.