George Clooney has apparently decided to heed the advice of a mystery caller and kicked girlfriend Sarah Larson to the curb, according to a source for People:
Larson, 29, and Clooney, 47, made their public debut together at the Venice and Deauville film festivals last September. Later that month, the twosome were injured in a motorcycle accident.
Earlier this year, Larson accompanied Clooney to the Oscars – the first girlfriend ever to go with him to the event.
Sarah Larson is quite the party girl, but George Clooney is looking for someone that’s more his style. And that style would be young, hot, adventurous and evaporates after exactly 87 rounds of intercourse. Unfortunately, Sarah not only stuck around way past 100 but had the audacity to suggest George should buy an ottoman. An ottoman? Why don’t you just call his mother a whore while you’re at it, lady? Sheesh. Some nerve…
HA! He was just waiting for me!!!
HA! He was just waiting for me!!!
HA! He was just waiting for me!!!
HA! He was just waiting for me!!!
HA! He was just waiting for me!!!!
HA! He was just waiting for me!!!!
HA! He was just waiting for me!!!!
Poor girl. Peaked way too early in life.
How will she top him?
She can’t. I feel sorry for the guy who ends up with her – she will always be bitter.
The Gorgeous One, you are a retard. Everyone knows Clooney is gay and the girls are just for show. Sort of like Katie Holmes. clooney and his chin came to a US Marine base where I worked as a civilian and NO ONE wanted to see him. Except the gay Marines.
Vote Democrat so I can raise your taxes to pay for universal healthcare!
Lemme guess… her non-existent penis was too much for him to bear.
Oh, and #1-7 = douchebag to the seventh power.
Honestly, if I looked like Clooney, I would be running a sexual obstacle course every night with dozens of women.
But that’s just me….
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First Ashlee, now George…What is this, national fricken chin day or something?
#’s 1-7… I suggest you change your name to “The Retarded One” instead. Back off the fricken post your comment key, for cripes sakes!
He was probably only with her this long since she either
A. Gave phenomenal head
B. Enjoyed anal
On another note, FISH, thats 3 times in the last two days Ive been fucking auto booted to another website after you 200 some cookies finished downloading.
Isn’t this the same hooker that was fucking the governor of NY for $4k a night.
That chin has its own moon
What a ^%$&$%$ man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!The magazine SEEKING GOSSIP reported him joined the rich man seeking sugar babies site”S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m ” and he is mentioned to find his sugar girl
there! the magazine foolx he????????????or fools us????
@ 9 Damn! Say it ain’t so
@10 So sorry, I got way to exceited and the vibrator kept hitting the keyboard
:p
#15
No, that’s #9.
Yeh, it’s true if any of us guys were Clooney we’d be riding everything that moved, but were not, so were stuck with cheap whores, the missus and pictures of Kim Kardaskank off this site…Boooo!!
Finally George got my respect back for realizing that this girl is just for fucking.
I hope she is going to get her old cocktail waitress job back.. I got a convention coming up soon in Vegas. Sarah, I like my Jameson on the rocks and *clink clink* keep ‘em coming Legs.
OH THANK GOD!!!!! For the longest time I did NOT know how to spell ottoman. Thank Fish!!
Ladies let this be a lesson to you all. ‘Dating’ a queer doesn’t always mean that a ring will end up on your finger.
I wonder how you go from a glamorous jet setting lifestyle to working for tips? Guess we’re about to find you, eh, Sarah?
#24
Would you rather date a hot lesbian or a straight ugly chick, whether or not a ring is involved?
I guess two whores don’t make a right?
….I don’t really know what that means either. Shut up. They’re both sluts– that is my point.
All good things must come to an end!
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Why is it that, just because someone prefers not to be tied down in life, they are automatically gay? I say that’s bullshit. If more people would wait for the ‘right one’ there wouldn’t be so many needless divorces or children from broken homes. And who cares if someone wants to remain single their entire lives. You know, people, you don’t have to follow “the Life Script” – you are allowed to use your own judgment and you actually DO have a choice in how you want to live your lives!!!!!
NEXT
Come on over Georgey Boy, I’ll take that chin in between the thighs. Mmm MM MMMM
The next guy that says “Will you” to me, I’m going to punch him in the face before he can finish.
What the hell is the reason for marriage?????
Me, bitter? Naw, just pissy.. and I don’t have an ottoman..
Hey Barak, good to see you and your dumb postings again! Hadn’t heard from you in days and thought maybe you’d been hit by a truck and maybe knock some common sense into you. But here you are again with your “vote democratic and die” rants. Good to hear from the ditto heads but you’re getting sloppy. You forgot to add that Tom Cruise is the Messiah and Rev Hagee rocks!!! Seriously, the Republicans as they stand now are dead meat because WE’RE SICK OF YOU AND WHAT YOU’VE DONE. Ask Scott Mc Clennan.
When the real Obama wins, please do all of us a favor and go to another country. Any country. In the meantime, please keep you idiocy to a Fox website or go slurp on Hannity’s site, or O ‘Reilly’s site, or go have your wet dreams of a three some with you, Michelle Malkin, and Ann Coulter somewhere else. Just get the fcuk out of here. We all really, truly hate you. Have a nice day if that’s at all possible.
#9 — Uhh, were you working that base so YOU could be near the gay Marines and were jealous that George got the attention you had been getting…?
Enquiring minds want to know…
Oh and by the way: This story? Boring as a fart after a plate of refried beans. George does this with such regularity that the next Clooney headline should deservedly be: NEWSFLASH! George Clooney changes socks!
Yeah…. go vote for John McSame.
P.S. Sarah, you’ve got perhaps one or two mentions left on ET and/or E! and then….Hello!!! Welcome to oblivion!
Let me help you out with you new line readings: “Hello: Have you ever been to _______________? Our specials tonight are……..”
Jesus – Wouldn’t be great if she started dating Fabio?
George is well known throughout Hollywood to be a major lothario, a STRAIGHT one. He has boned just about every actress in town and is still buds with most if not all of them. Anyone who thinks he is gay needs to do a tad more research.
@9, obama isn’t completely for universal health care. that would be hillary.
@34, john mcsame? hilarious!
oh, and clooney has reportedly also gotten veneers. which is a good thing, cuz they were kinda yellow before.
Maybe she couldn’t handle a Clooney cockmeat sandwich.
George is GAY. GAY. GAY. He is the Rock Hudson of our time
Clooney is a JERK.
A RICH JERK.
A RICK JERK-OFF!
Now I’m gonna hit the key 7 times and see if they will all post!
Clooney is a JERK.
A RICH JERK.
A RICK JERK-OFF!
Now I’m gonna hit the key 7 times and see if they will all post!
Clooney is a JERK.
A RICH JERK.
A RICK JERK-OFF!
Now I’m gonna hit the key 7 times and see if they will all post!
Clooney is a JERK.
A RICH JERK.
A RICK JERK-OFF!
Now I’m gonna hit the key 7 times and see if they will all post!
Clooney is a JERK.
A RICH JERK.
A RICK JERK-OFF!
Now I’m gonna hit the key 7 times and see if they will all post!
Clooney is a JERK.
A RICH JERK.
A RICK JERK-OFF!
Now I’m gonna hit the key 7 times and see if they will all post!
Clooney is a JERK.
A RICH JERK.
A RICK JERK-OFF!
Now I’m gonna hit the key 7 times and see if they will all post!
#41-47 As opposed to being just a plain jerkoff like you, mimi?
P.S. Learn to type “rich” correctly if you’re going to keep being a jerkoff.
Well, there’s always Playboy or Girls gone Wild.
allow me to re edit….”George Clooney is looking for someone that’s more his style. And that style would be young, hot, adventurous and has a big cock”
why do you think he lives in Italy…..