George Zimmerman Tried To Auction Gun That Murdered Trayvon Martin

“Alright, George, listen close. We barely beat this thing. So don’t go doing something stupid like selling the gun online to a bunch of goddamn idiot racists.”
“Dude. It’s me.”

If you somehow missed this wonderful slice of Americana, George Zimmerman tried to auction off the gun he used to murder Trayvon Martin because he wants you, devoted patriot, to own a true piece of history, and also give him money to fight Black Lives Matter or some stupid shit. The auction has since been pulled from – BECAUSE THEY HATE FUREEDUMB! – but not before Death & Taxes caught the listing:

The purchaser is guaranteed validity and authenticity of the firearm. On this day, 5/11/2016 exactly one year after the shooting attempt to end my life by BLM sympathizer Matthew Apperson I am proud to announce that a portion of the proceeds will be used to: fight BLM violence against Law Enforcement officers, ensure the demise of Angela Correy’s persecution career and Hillary Clinton’s anti-firearm rhetoric. Now is your opportunity to own a piece of American History. Good Luck. Your friend, George M. Zimmerman ~Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum~

If you’re wondering how George Zimmerman would use the proceeds to “fight BLM violence,” it sure as shit won’t be through grassroots online activism because he’s banned from Twitter after posting racist revenge porn. So I’m going to assume the plan was different guns. He would’ve used the money to buy different guns. Except now he’s forced to go back to Plan B: Proudly passing down a murder weapon to his grandchildren. Which is fucking terrifying because it involves George Zimmerman reproducing, and I think there’s been enough horrible evidence that this world is a swirling shithole of injustice already, don’t you think? Via Gawker:

In an interview with Florida’s WOGX, Zimmerman explained that the Justice Department recently returned the weapon and he believed it was time to “move past the firearm” that he would otherwise “put in a safe for [his] grandkids.”

“C’mere, little Johnny. Come closer to the glass. Ol’ Grandpa George wants you to have something special. A true piece of American history.”
“Is it the gun that killed grandma? Because the cops found it under the garage.”
“No, no. Nothing like that.”
“It’s still a gun though, isn’t it?”
“Well, this is going south. *reaches for hip* Ah, shit, right. Jail.”
“Were you just reaching for a gun?”
“… No.”

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