So George Zimmerman Is Driving Aimlessly Across America With A Gun
With the town of Sanford now safe from the villainous clutches of Trayvon Martin and his gang of Skittles, it became time for George Zimmerman to take his brand of justice across America, shooting out evil wherever it wins a fight he started with it. TMZ reports:
Zimmerman was speeding in Forney, Texas on Sunday, just after noon, when he was stopped by police. Zimmerman told cops he was headed “nowhere in particular,” and informed them he had a firearm in his glove compartment.
Zimmerman was given a warning, after cops determined he was free of warrants. He was sent on his way with a polite goodbye, “Have a safe trip.”
The stop lasted around 5 minutes.
As for how the hell George Zimmerman even has a gun after botching the shit out of neighborhood watching, this is the greatest country on earth, and that’s all you need to know. And maybe that some idiots in Ohio raised $12,000 to make sure he’s still armed to the teeth while the federal government uses its tyranny and oppression to keep his proven in the field sidearm for evidence. WHATEVER HAPPENED TO FREEDOM?! Via Gawker:
The Buckeye Firearms Foundation’s check is meant to be spent on guns, ammunition, protective gear or a security system, said Ken Hanson, the group’s legal chairman.
“The Department of Justice refused to return him his gun, and he’s in need of protection,” Hanson said. “The money is intended to be used for anything he needs to defend himself or his family. He has complete discretion on how to use the money.”
In the meantime, when, not if, George Zimmerman rides into your town packing justice at his side, I want you to remember these simple instructions lest you find yourself with a gut full of America: Don’t be black. I’m being serious, whatever you can do to avoid that.