George Zimmerman Made $120,000 Off The Trayvon Martin Gun #USA
When we last left George Zimmerman, The Lord’s One True Angel of Death, he was attempting to auction off the gun he used to murder Trayvon Martin because at the end of the day, George Zimmerman believes everyone deserves the right to “own a piece of American history.” He’s like Indiana Jones if Indiana Jones was racist and shot black kids. But after having the auction pulled a shitload of times, he finally managed to sell the gun for amount of money that should prove once and for all that God is dead. TMZ reports:
George Zimmerman’s auction for the gun he used to kill Trayvon Martin has closed … and the winning bid topped $120,000.
We’re told roughly 7 verified users participated in the bidding war. Zimmerman has to verify the winner and his or her funds before the sale is finalized. The top bidder is anonymous at this point, due to the auction site’s rules.
Because I don’t live in pants-pissing fear of minorities and made peace with the unfortunate size of my penis a long time ago, I have no idea how much the original gun cost, but I’m pretty sure it was way less than $120,000. So now it’s costing George Zimmerman money not to sell whatever guns he has left after using them to murder black kids he can’t beat in a fight. “It’d be communism not to,” a talking shotgun is probably telling him right now. “You’re not a commie are ya, George?” asked the grenades.