George Zimmerman: Killing Trayvon Martin Was ‘God’s Plan’

One of the first things they teach you in journalism school is that there is never a more unbiased source in the world than a man’s divorce attorney. It’s like having pure, unfiltered truth poured right into your mouth, and a free consultation. So when I heard that George Zimmerman gave an exclusive interview to his divorce lawyer, I knew we’d finally get some real answers. Answers like George Zimmerman thinks he’s the goddamn Angel of Death which we all knew in our hearts but weren’t allowed to say in Obama’s America where kids have to worship the Quran in school or he takes their parents’ guns. Where does it end?! Via Raw Story:

The former neighborhood watchman insisted that he had a “clean conscience” after he was found to be not guilty.
I believe God has his plans, and for me to second-guess them would be hypocritical, almost blasphemous,” he said when asked if he wished the encounter that ended [Trayvon] Martin’s life would have turned out differently.

See? The whole thing was God’s fault, and George Zimmerman’s just His instrument. His fully loaded instrument ready to mete out justice at the drop of a hat. Just say the word:

Zimmerman concluded by saying that it was “up to God” if he would ever be the person again that he was when he killed Martin.
It’s up to God and I put it all in his hands and I do have faith that whatever he has planned out for me is what’s best for me. So whatever he’s determined whatever he has planned out for me I am along for the ride and I just hope to be strong enough to see his will be done.”

Usually every post I write ends with a joke, so here’s the biggest one of them all: George Zimmerman literally just dubbed himself The Righteous Hand of Death whose every move should never be questioned lest you defy the very creator of the universe himself, and yet absolutely none of that is stopping him from walking into a store and buying a gun. *whips off top hat* The Americacrats!

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