George Zimmerman Is Done With Celebrity Boxing, And On To Underground Fight Clubs For Trayvon

February 10th, 2014 // 27 Comments
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“¿Que?”

After announcing that DMX would be boxing George Zimmerman on the day that would’ve been Trayvon Martin‘s 19th birthday, fight promoter Damon Feldman cancelled the whole production after getting his ass chewed out on Twitter. Fortunately, George Zimmerman won’t rest until he can commit more acts of violence, and he already has a new fight promoter who promises a no-holds-barred fight club benefiting The Trayvon Martin Foundation because why not tear a hole in the fucking universe? It’s not like anyone’s using it. TMZ reports:

An online streaming service called FilmOn.com says it secured the rights to a Zimmerman fight … after the original promoter, Damon Feldman pulled out because of threats made against his kids.
FilmOn says it’s gonna give the public what it wants — blood — and tells us DMX is out as the challenger because “much bigger names than DMX” want in.
The owner of FilmOn, Alki David, tells TMZ … the fight will no longer be a celebrity boxing match… “this is going to be like Fight Club … a very bloody event.” Alki says the fight will happen March 15 from a secret location … and all profits will go to the Trayvon Martin Foundation.

Seriously, let’s just cut to the chase and skip the whole “profits” (Read: After we pay ourselves a shit-ton of money.) going to charity scheme by taking this thing to its logical conclusion: Giving George Zimmerman a ton of money to let someone fire a bullet at him. Will he survive? Will he die shitting his pants? Or will he immediately pull a gun the second he realizes he started something he can’t finish? Live on Pay Per View!

Photo: Getty

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  1. joe

    Think he’d be up for Backdoor Teen Mom 3: Standing Her Ground?

  2. “¿Queso?”

  3. Oh BABY

    We know you’re still butt hurt over Zimmerman being acquitted, but it’s time for you to move on, Fish. Really.

    Unless … I have an idea! How ’bout if YOU fight him, instead of hiding behind your computer, spewing your own special brand of one-sided, liberal hate at him?

    Put up or shut up.

    • I know based on your post you are not the brightest bulb, but do you even grasp the hypocrisy of spewing hatred behind your computer screen telling another to put up or shut up…
      No of course you don’t because that would imply you were possibly as bright as a house plant that at least knows to lean towards the sunlight.

    • Frank Burns

      I’d like to see that happen too, not for the fight itself, but for the chance to be Fish’s corner man and towel him down. A lot. And he might need some shoulder rubs too . . . oohh yeah, that’s hott!

    • D-chi

      Fish vs. Zimmerman PPV, with a surprise tag-team from Photo Boy.

  4. Hugh G. Rection

    Jesus Fucking Christ, George. Will you just go away?

    • These Zim Man Posts Are Awsome!

      Fish won’t let him. It’s a sick, twisted obsession, I tell you. I can just imagine the plethora of Zimmerman photos taped the Fish’s wall. Some of Zimm just walking down the street. Others? Well, with his new telescopic lens, Photoboy did manage to get one of George getting out of the shower, still dripping wet, his creamy dark skin quivering from the chill of the night, causing his delicate brown nipples to become taut and erect. Yes, that is Fish’s favorite. His favorite. He stares at it for hours while rubbing his pants zipper with his right hand, thinking “Yes, George. One day. One day you whill be mine.”

      • Hugh G. Rection

        Zim’s lucky. When he’s just walking down the street, he’s only shot with a camera.

      • cmonreally

        I literally dry heaved when I read “his creamy dark skin quivering from the chill of the night.” All I can see is fat rippling like a stone being tossed into a river and now I need to run to the bathroom.

  5. These Zim Man Posts Are Awsome!

    Fish couldn’t let go. Then again, how could you erase someone like George from your mind? The burning embers of Fish’s lust wouldn’t cool, no matter how many appletinni’s he consumed. he thought of George, cleaning his pistol. George, gently polishing the muzzle. How Fish wished he was that weapon. He longed for George to insert his bullets into his longing chamber. Then, when George pulled the trigger, Fish would discharge in ecstacy, George’s bullet screaming down the barrel, causing red hot friction. Then? Release. Glorious release as the bullet leaves Fish’s chamber, pealing off its shell in the process.

  6. Brian

    Zimmerman VS. OJ. I think we all know OJ would be down, so why isn;t this happening? Is it because a fight between two very innocent men lacking the capacity to cause any harm to another human being ever would be boring?

  7. Jade

    George Zimmerman is not a celebrity.

  8. sometimes I think that Zimmerman is crazy lol

  9. Mel

    It’s obvious the boy wants to be punished. And you know, if he doesn’t get the ass kicking he thinks he deserves, he’s probably going to eat a bullet.

  10. anonym

    face of a retard

  11. sitsdeep

    Ho soon will I happen?

  12. sitsdeep

    EDIT: How soon will it happen?

  13. sitsdeep

    Michael Dunn, nine shots. Dead person.

  14. A True Patriot!

    It’s official. This place is boring. Out after 10 years? Sucks, but true.

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