George Zimmerman Wants To Fight Kanye West

February 3rd, 2014 // 35 Comments
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Last week, George Zimmerman announced that he’d compete in a celebrity boxing event against whatever opponent will pony up the cash for an unnamed charity that George will make a minimal, legally-required 10% donation to so all of this doesn’t look like the scam it really is. Since then, The Game has already thrown his hat in the ring, but apparently George Zimmerman is holding out for a bigger (gay) fish. TMZ reports:

George Zimmerman wants to beat up Kanye West … ironically because the rapper has a history of attacking “defenseless people.”
Promoters for Zimmerman’s upcoming celeb boxing match tell us he badly wants to step in the ring with Yeezus. The promoters are deliciously Machiavellian — knowing for many it will become a choice between 2 evils … thus becoming a must-see spectacle.

To these shitbags’ credit, I’m genuinely torn. On the one hand, fuck George Zimmerman and the fact that he’s become a folk hero to second amendment fetishists who got off on seeing a man experience the American dream of gunning down a black person and walking away scot-free. Not to mention, he’s already referring to the murder of Trayvon Martin as “the incident,” and is now bestowing himself the mantle of protector of the defenseless which is such rich, delicious irony, Gwyneth Paltrow would ladle it into her mouth with an ocelot bone tasting spoon if she could. But then on the other hand, Kanye West getting shot. It’s like choosing which of your kids to kill then get away with it because of stand your ground. They’re both so annoying and interrupt your shows.

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  1. Cock Dr

    Too much talking, not enough pummeling.
    Better have the Z-man go through the metal detector before he steps into the ring. We want this to last at least a couple minutes.

  2. Reg

    I would rather see him fight Jeff Gillooly.

  3. Hugh G. Rection

    I never thought I would ever put these two words together, but here it goes:

    GO KANYE!!!!!

  4. George Zimmerman

    He’ll be unarmed while I have a concealed weopon, right?

  5. God, I hope someone slips a bag of Skittles into Kanye’s boxing robe. Or his leather jogging pants, whatever.

  6. jep

    So, one non-celebrity wants to fight another non-celebrity.

    (Sigh) Give us more T&A please.

  7. as much as i want to see zimmerman get the snot beat out the back of his head, i wish people would just ignore him.
    he wants attention. and he knows what gets him attention. and the fact that this fucker thinks himself a celebrity and is making $$$ off it is repulsive.

  8. Maybe they need to find junior high kids to fight this asshole to even it up a bit.

    He’s already had his ass beat by a 16 year old p̶u̶n̶k̶ ̶a̶s̶s̶ ̶k̶i̶d̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶t̶h̶o̶u̶g̶h̶t̶ ̶p̶r̶e̶e̶m̶p̶t̶i̶v̶e̶ ̶p̶h̶y̶s̶i̶c̶a̶l̶ ̶v̶i̶o̶l̶e̶n̶c̶e̶ ̶w̶a̶s̶ ̶a̶ ̶g̶o̶o̶d̶ ̶i̶d̶e̶a̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶t̶h̶w̶a̶r̶t̶ ̶c̶r̶e̶e̶p̶y̶ ̶c̶r̶a̶c̶k̶e̶r̶s̶ ̶f̶r̶o̶m̶ ̶f̶o̶l̶l̶o̶w̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶h̶i̶m̶ ̶ totally innocent victim of gun violence.

  9. Blumpkin

    I can’t make up my mind on who I would rather see get the living shit kicked out of them. Fuck it kill em both ….

  10. Rico Jones

    Is it a surprise that he wants to fight a black person?

  11. cmonreally

    I’m fairly shocked that there aren’t that many comments on here. I would’ve thought that the controversial bomb that Zimmerman is would have led to another heated debate.

    • It’s winter, and it’s cold. The Tea Partiers are loathe to leave the warmth of their siblings’ beds to get on the internet.

  12. george

    Kanye will only fight old men with cameras and young guys that are paid to take a beating

  13. Idiot

    What a piece of sh!t

  14. cc

    If it’s to the death I’ll pay per view that shit.

  15. lawn

    George should stay away from boxing. With such close-set eyes he must have a real problem with depth perception.

  16. anonym

    i would pay to see this brawl.
    2 douchebags in a ring

  17. Sarah Pretty and Tall!

    You go, George! Take on these lib bullies! You and Sarah should be proud, leading the way out of this socialist wilderness, and into the bright libertea!

  18. gary coleman's ghost

    Fight Kanye? First, who does the fuck does he think he is now, a Navy Seal? His claim to fame is stalking, threatening, harassing and eventually murdering an unarmed adolescent boy trying to get home to his father on a rainy night with a bag of skittles and bottle of ice tea. He’s acting as if he took out Osama Bin Laden and earned some measure of respect because a jury of Paula Deen’s said it was ok to provoke and then murder an unarmed teenager – as long as he is black. George Zimmerman’s punk ass probably couldn’t handle North West with out a gun. Rather than further indulge his paranoid fantasies and make him undeserved money in the process, his stupid ass just needs to be ignored.

    • diversity hire

      “His claim to fame is stalking, threatening, harassing and eventually murdering an unarmed adolescent boy”

      Only in your imagination

  19. i hope they kill each other.

  20. Really...?

    Its a good move on his part. The Game actually has a track record of violence and a proven dedication to getting in shape. I see that fight lasting….as long as Game wants it to.

  21. Celebrity Douche Match.

  22. He has a pretty good record against black guys.

  23. Can’t we just tie both of these idiots to a stake and have people beat the shit out of them for $100 a blow?

  24. Has there ever been a boxing match during which the two fighters beat each other to death?

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