George Lucas Thinks The World is Going to End in 2012

January 18th, 2011 // 27 Comments

During a conversation with Seth Rogen, the infamous child rapist – Or is it childhood rapist? Eh, close enough. – George Lucas revealed that he believes the world is going to end in 2012. Although looking at these photos of what his life has become, I’m going to assume that’s more of a hope than a belief. Starpulse reports:

“George Lucas sits down and seriously proceeds to talk for around 25 minutes about how he thinks the world is gonna end in the year 2012, like, for real. He thinks it.
“He’s going on about the tectonic plates and all the time Spielberg is, like, rolling his eyes, like, ‘My nerdy friend won’t shut up, I’m sorry…’
“I first thought he (Lucas) was joking… and then I totally realized he was serious.

In George Lucas’ defense, I can’t blame the guy for wishing the Earth blows up next year. I mean, Christ, the poor bastard can’t even use the Internet. Every third or fourth sentence is a Star Wars joke, not to mention you’ve got a dude making 70 minute-long video reviews exposing the prequels as even bigger abortions than you realized by pointing out the characters only exchange dialog while sitting on a couch. (True story.) He probably can’t even Google a recipe without one of the steps being “Dice three onions, then take a shit on George Lucas’ face for birthing Jar Jar Binks.” His life is a prison.

Photos: Getty


  1. You mean wesa gonna dieeee?

  2. radio_babylon

    theres going to be a lot of disappointed people in 2013…

  3. Bucky Barnes

    Fortunately George has financed the construction of human colonies on his giant waddle, thus ensuring survival of the species.

  4. Bucky Barnes

    There should be a thought bubble next to Mickey that reads, “You fat fuck! I wish this sword was real, I’d give you SUCH a stabbing!”

  5. Gene

    You don’t think all of these weird plots came from the mind of a normal person did you?

    He and Steven a locked room…together…would produce box office history.

  6. Frobz

    How fitting. He’s standing in front of a “Moon of Endor” backdrop, famous only for the abominable Ewoks, playing “kiddie jedi” with Mickey Mouse.

    As if we needed any more proof that Lucas obviously thinks “Return of the Jedi” and it’s ensuing muppet show is superior to all other episodes.

  7. For being the guy who invented the thing, Lucas looks like he’s never touched a light saber prop before. Lucas looks more awkward with the thing than my grandmother does with an iPhone.

  8. Whom ever gave The Green Hornet the green light deserves to die first.

  9. Drew

    The Mayan’s didn’t even remotely say the world was ending, by any means. Good lord people are so fucking stupid.

    If every new cycle of the Mesoamerican Long Count calendar (measured as 144,000 days) resulted in the end of the world, the world would have “ended”, 12 times already. December 21st marks the beginning of the 13th circle.

    The reason the calendar doesn’t continue, is because it’s assumed the Mayan’s were wiped out before being able to continue (remember, this is a calendar, when was the last time the Gregorian calendar was “updated”?). The number 13 can also represent “fortune” to ancient Mesoamerican cultures (read: Mayans).

    My point? There’s more evidence stating that the world is not ending, than evidence that it is. I figured someone like George Lucas wasn’t this asinine.

  10. DogBoy

    George peaked early. Poor bastard is living in his own (thinner, youthful, Jar Jar Binks-free) shadow.

  11. In that case, he should start to make up excuses to whomever is in charge up there for ever making Indy 4.

  12. Cock Dr

    Because of his heresies against his own creations I no longer recognize this man.
    He is shunned forever more. No more Star Wars/Indiana Jones $ from me asshole!

  13. Hate Rough? you probably hate freedom

    Isn’t Regis’s retirement a good indication?

  14. JChief

    That guy dressed in a Mickey suit would’ve made a more convincing Anakin Skywalker.

    I’m serious.

  15. George Lucas
    Commented on this photo:

    Does he just pick an arbitrary place to end that beard or what?

  16. oh he’s upset he used Natalie Portman in his prequels.

  17. Lux

    I can’t believe adults who lived through fucking Y2K would actually put credence in this.

  18. Burt

    He’s not that stupid. Besides, he’s just announced he’s going to make 3 new Star Wars movies.

  19. George Lucas
    Commented on this photo:

    Natalie loos great in this picture… next to Java the Hut

  20. Johnny Cage

    Death Star will be in range in 499,126 minutes.

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