George Lucas Thinks The World is Going to End in 2012
During a conversation with Seth Rogen, the infamous child rapist – Or is it childhood rapist? Eh, close enough. – George Lucas revealed that he believes the world is going to end in 2012. Although looking at these photos of what his life has become, I’m going to assume that’s more of a hope than a belief. Starpulse reports:
“George Lucas sits down and seriously proceeds to talk for around 25 minutes about how he thinks the world is gonna end in the year 2012, like, for real. He thinks it.
“He’s going on about the tectonic plates and all the time Spielberg is, like, rolling his eyes, like, ‘My nerdy friend won’t shut up, I’m sorry…’
“I first thought he (Lucas) was joking… and then I totally realized he was serious.
In George Lucas’ defense, I can’t blame the guy for wishing the Earth blows up next year. I mean, Christ, the poor bastard can’t even use the Internet. Every third or fourth sentence is a Star Wars joke, not to mention you’ve got a dude making 70 minute-long video reviews exposing the prequels as even bigger abortions than you realized by pointing out the characters only exchange dialog while sitting on a couch. (True story.) He probably can’t even Google a recipe without one of the steps being “Dice three onions, then take a shit on George Lucas’ face for birthing Jar Jar Binks.” His life is a prison.