George Lucas Is Talking To J.J. Abrams ‘Constantly’ About Episode VII Oh Goddammit

October 8th, 2013 // 18 Comments
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In an interview with Flicks And The City (above), George Lucas‘ son Jett reveals his dad is talking constantly with J.J. Abrams about Star Wars: Episode VII which Force cunt-punches the initial good news that Lucas would be minimally involved because the prequels.

“He’s constantly talking to J.J. [Abrams, director of Episode VII]. Obviously J.J. was handpicked. He [Lucas] is there to guide, whenever, he’ll help where he can. At the same time, he wants to let it go and become its new generation.”

Unless George Lucas’ advice is to stab Damon Lindelof, Roberto Orci and Alex Kurtzman through the necks with lightsaber dildos and watch the life slowly drain from their eyes, there’s no way he’s bringing anything good to the table unless you really want to see Boba Fett be Han Solo‘s dad. Which reminds me of this listicle I read the other day about how it was really Boba Fett who murdered Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru because I’ve gone so far to the Dork Side here, no amount of penis jokes can dig me out. Which is why I brought tits:

h/t FilmDrunk


  1. I think the analogy you’re looking for is “I’d fire my torpedo into her thermal exhaust port.”

    I’ll show myself out now.

  2. Hopefully, they’ll ignore Lucas’ extraneous bullshit kinda like Irvin Kershner did when he directed Empire.

  3. J.J. is short for Jar Jar.

  4. I hope JJ has more sense than to listen to the guy who systematically shit all over the Star Wars franchise.

  5. joe

    Is it just the angle of the photo, or has he lost a couple of chins?

    • Kodos

      He likes look a funeral home resident.

      Too many Death Sticks to the face.

    • Dox

      Apparently crushing childhood nostalgia and sucking the souls from millions while holding Indy down in a torture-porn home video is good for weight loss.

  6. That’s just great, more CGI?

  7. Deacon Jones

    For such a rich,self-absorbed pretentious prick, his son has pretty fucked up teeth.

  8. Inner Retard

    Considering JJ dropped the ball on the second Star Trek movie I’m not sure it’s good these two are talking to each other. Or that JJ is involved with Star Wars.

  9. Grover Stepper

    Is Lucas’ son retarded? If he’s not retarded he must be a complete douche.

  10. TheStorm

    Well of course he’s giving advice. And JJ does not have to use it. You do know he is going 35MM Film for Episode VII and trust me George is pissed about that because he was the one that brought digital into the mainstream it was his baby. JJ is doing what he and Kathy and Ardnt think is best. GL I’m sure gives great advice, but they get to pick and chose.

    Jesus Fish do a little bit more of reading into this. Jett (his son of course is going to say that) but he also says he’s letting go of SW. GL is a great idea man, just a terrible writer, and director. I hate when people take these headlines and start fear mongering with it,. JJ/LFL/Disney have the final say, Iger said that many times, not GL.

  11. Lord Evil Uncreator

    Lucas ruined the star wars franchise with I – III .. thanks for ruining my childhood (IV – VI)

    Who cares if they come out with another one.. I won’t be bothering with it.

    F you George Lucas


    I don’t care what any of the fanboys have to say about Lucas. He proved he was the Arch Kicker of Assholes the day he sold the Empire and donated a shitload of Star Wars moolah to charity. It was the biggest most effective “FUCK YOU” the man could give to all those “fans” who have been riding his beard saying he was “only in it for the money” and “raped their childhood.” Yes, it absolves him even of Jar-Jar.

  13. Swearin

    I’m guessing Fish hated the ending of Lost…

    Anyway, this better not end up like The Hobbit where a new, exciting director steps in, the original director/creative force is more than happy to let it go, and then by choice or circumstance directs it himself anyway

  14. It’s a bunch of movies for kids, guys. It’s time to let it go.

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