George Lucas Is Talking To J.J. Abrams ‘Constantly’ About Episode VII Oh Goddammit
In an interview with Flicks And The City (above), George Lucas’ son Jett reveals his dad is talking constantly with J.J. Abrams about Star Wars: Episode VII which Force cunt-punches the initial good news that Lucas would be minimally involved because the prequels.
“He’s constantly talking to J.J. [Abrams, director of Episode VII]. Obviously J.J. was handpicked. He [Lucas] is there to guide, whenever, he’ll help where he can. At the same time, he wants to let it go and become its new generation.”
Unless George Lucas’ advice is to stab Damon Lindelof, Roberto Orci and Alex Kurtzman through the necks with lightsaber dildos and watch the life slowly drain from their eyes, there’s no way he’s bringing anything good to the table unless you really want to see Boba Fett be Han Solo’s dad. Which reminds me of this listicle I read the other day about how it was really Boba Fett who murdered Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru because I’ve gone so far to the Dork Side here, no amount of penis jokes can dig me out. Which is why I brought tits: