George Clooney Surprises Cameron Diaz
Did I say George Clooney? Clearly I meant Jesus.
George Clooney paid Cameron Diaz and Alex Rodriguez a surprise visit in Mexico yesterday proving my theory that he sits in trees all day waiting for hot chicks to show up. Except in this case old age failed him because it’s only Cameron Diaz who naturally fell under the power of his presence and couldn’t stop doing this or this. It was pretty much an embarrassment for everybody and these people will never look each other in the eye again.
Unless The George wills it…