Did I say George Clooney? Clearly I meant Jesus.
George Clooney paid Cameron Diaz and Alex Rodriguez a surprise visit in Mexico yesterday proving my theory that he sits in trees all day waiting for hot chicks to show up. Except in this case old age failed him because it’s only Cameron Diaz who naturally fell under the power of his presence and couldn’t stop doing this or this. It was pretty much an embarrassment for everybody and these people will never look each other in the eye again.
Unless The George wills it…
Photos: INFdaily, Splash News
first?
I wish he’d surprise ME!
Speaking of old age, when is my buddy Clooney going to glue his eye shut….
Are those lip injections???
Where is A-Rod?
where is A-Rod?
Somebody needs an ass implant.
Those of you bad-mouthing CD need to wise up. She’s still a very nice little piece of puss-ay!
That’s the only tolerable view of her.
“Jack’s Uptown Gym”. Where do these stars get these carefully-thought-of-but-inconspicuous random t-shirts?
I suprised my cousin yesterday. Why didn’t Fish post that? Friggin’ rich make me puke.
that picture looks like George surprised her by slapping her in the face with his dick. SURPRISE!!
I was thinking the same thing. The first picture looks like she’s cueing up for a pole cleaning.
Everyone kneels before Zod in Mexico.
Was bi-Curious George was looking for gAyRod and found his babysitter instead?
He’s going to splooge liberally on her jokerface.
“The face, George. I told you ‘On the face.’”
Who gives a fuck?…
You know who always looks surprised? Cher.
Know why Cher looks so surprised all the time? She can’t believe she still wakes up in the morning!!!
oh George what a surprise, may i blow you now?
ummmm. No comment.
so she has a narow ass…..id still ride it like a show pony
He has two d*cks, folks!!
Climbing the ladder of suck-cess.
so…? is alex symbolized by the dead tree?? is that some kind of euphomism?
GEORGE IS GAY. NOT SUCH A SECRET IN LA LA LAND.