George Clooney Surprises Cameron Diaz

December 22nd, 2010 // 27 Comments

Did I say George Clooney? Clearly I meant Jesus.

George Clooney paid Cameron Diaz and Alex Rodriguez a surprise visit in Mexico yesterday proving my theory that he sits in trees all day waiting for hot chicks to show up. Except in this case old age failed him because it’s only Cameron Diaz who naturally fell under the power of his presence and couldn’t stop doing this or this. It was pretty much an embarrassment for everybody and these people will never look each other in the eye again.

Unless The George wills it…

Photos: INFdaily, Splash News

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  1. imapc

    first?

  2. edamame

    I wish he’d surprise ME!

  3. Rough, the Tool of my trade

    Speaking of old age, when is my buddy Clooney going to glue his eye shut….

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    Tommy Lee's Cock
    Commented on this photo:

    Are those lip injections???

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    andy7171
    Commented on this photo:

    Where is A-Rod?

  6. andy7171

    where is A-Rod?

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    Marley
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    Somebody needs an ass implant.

  8. Hank

    Those of you bad-mouthing CD need to wise up. She’s still a very nice little piece of puss-ay!

  9. Jake

    That’s the only tolerable view of her.

  10. James

    “Jack’s Uptown Gym”. Where do these stars get these carefully-thought-of-but-inconspicuous random t-shirts?

  11. thepinktaco

    I suprised my cousin yesterday. Why didn’t Fish post that? Friggin’ rich make me puke.

  12. that picture looks like George surprised her by slapping her in the face with his dick. SURPRISE!!

  13. jojo

    Was bi-Curious George was looking for gAyRod and found his babysitter instead?

  14. Sarah Palin

    He’s going to splooge liberally on her jokerface.

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    Superfacial
    Commented on this photo:

    “The face, George. I told you ‘On the face.’”

  16. SHADE

    Who gives a fuck?…

  17. You know who always looks surprised? Cher.

  18. oh George what a surprise, may i blow you now?

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    Fiz
    Commented on this photo:

    ummmm. No comment.

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    still hit it
    Commented on this photo:

    so she has a narow ass…..id still ride it like a show pony

  21. wim

    He has two d*cks, folks!!

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    KC
    Commented on this photo:

    Climbing the ladder of suck-cess.

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    bassackwards
    Commented on this photo:

    so…? is alex symbolized by the dead tree?? is that some kind of euphomism?

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    DIAZ SMOKES WOMEN
    Commented on this photo:

    GEORGE IS GAY. NOT SUCH A SECRET IN LA LA LAND.

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