So George Clooney Didn’t Dump Stacy Keibler

October 5th, 2012 // 44 Comments
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Earlier in the week, word got out that George Clooney supposedly noticed the expiration date he stamped on Stacy Keibler a year ago and tossed her to the curb. Except here they are together at the premiere of Argo last night, so either she has a longer shelf life than Italian cokeheads who end up banging Steve-O, or this conversation happened: “Hey, I know I suddenly vanished for an entire month without even a phone call, but here’s the deal: I’m suddenly in the mood to paw your ass on a red carpet, so how about we go get dressed up fancy and I’ll do my best to remember your name for the majority of the evening, possibly even during sex. Whadda ya say, Karen? — Just money will do? Fair enough.”

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  1. USDA Prime McBeef

    yet.

  2. Stacy Keibler Butt Tight Dress George Clooney Argo Premiere
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh, MAMA MIA!

    This is what whip cream as made for, FOLKS!

  3. Stacy Keibler Butt Tight Dress George Clooney Argo Premiere
    Commented on this photo:

    i hate Clooney :(

    • Troll's Nighmare

      Don’t hate Clooney. I just hate my parents for being as I am. But without ugly people how could we tell Clooney and Keibler are beautiful. It’s really a service we ugly provide. Cue the American flag and uplifting music for the background video.

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    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    “That wedding ring bullshit you pulled bought you another two weeks!”

    “Oh Georgy, you’re so funny…”

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    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    I said it before on here and I’ll say it again.

    I know a guy who randomly met her at a bar in Manhattan and banged her in her hotel. He didnt even know who she was until afterwards. And the bastard wasn’t even good looking, I fucking hate him.

  6. Stacy Keibler Butt Tight Dress George Clooney Argo Premiere
    Commented on this photo:

    I wouldn’t let go of that ass either. I’ve been fapping to this woman for over 10 years now, and it still feels like the first time.

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    It does look like a comfy place to rest your hands.

  8. Stacy Keibler Butt Tight Dress George Clooney Argo Premiere
    Instant Koala
    Commented on this photo:

    Yeah, you keep walking punk! This ass belongs to me!

  9. That’s one you keep until you are absolutely certain something better (somehow) is in the bag.

    On the other hand, there’s a strong possibility none of us can truly grasp the rules by which that guy plays.

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    Instant Koala
    Commented on this photo:

    Wanted to write a comment but kept scrolling back up to the picture. After a while I forgot the comment, what time it was, eating. All I could look at was… My Precious!

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    bold
    Commented on this photo:

    Pics like this give me Hulk rage at my life. Then I get a Hulk boner and have a tranquilizing fap. Ahhh…

  12. Stacy Keibler Butt Tight Dress George Clooney Argo Premiere
    Commented on this photo:

    Stacy: “We’re more in love today than we’ve ever been!”
    George: “You know that thing when you say something because if you don’t she’ll see the break-up coming and completely freak out? Yeah, we’re totally in love.”

  13. Nippy

    Hand on one ass, eyes looking for the next.

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    Buddy The Elf
    Commented on this photo:

    “Yep – still hitting it. For now.”

  15. Stacy Keibler Butt Tight Dress George Clooney Argo Premiere
    Commented on this photo:

    I bet they smell good.

  16. El Jefe

    Really pretty hard to do better than that. That ass…wow.

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    lily
    Commented on this photo:

    god i love this stuck up bitch’s body

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    CartlT
    Commented on this photo:

    That is a tight body. Amazing.

  19. Archie Leach

    Pretty obvious that George doesn’t follow xenu Tom’s use of the fixed term obligations and instead employs the “pay as you go” method.

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    mrsmass
    Commented on this photo:

    the madonna hands are ruining it completely.

  21. Pessimist

    i wouldn’t mind them as long they are inside my pants …

  22. Gary Grant

    Once you go Clooney, you end up loony (see his exes).

  23. Stacy Keibler Butt Tight Dress George Clooney Argo Premiere
    Happy_Evil_Dude
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey! You there! Wanna replace her?

  24. Athr

    These are quality women that gravitate toward this dirty old man. Real quality.

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    Happy_Evil_Dude
    Commented on this photo:

    George, the eternal prankster, moments before revealing her behing to the entire world. If only.

  26. Stacy Keibler Butt Tight Dress George Clooney Argo Premiere
    Happy_Evil_Dude
    Commented on this photo:

    “I’ve got things on you George, you’re stuck with me”
    “That’s what they all said, you just wait Stacy Cobbler, you just wait…”

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    Happy_Evil_Dude
    Commented on this photo:

    Bad move, Stacy, you shouldn’t have let him out of your sight

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    Tyler Perry
    Commented on this photo:

    In every photo there’s a George Clooney saying it all with his eyes

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    ruby
    Commented on this photo:

    They both look like they’ve taken a roll in a pile of shit.

  30. Stacy Keibler Butt Tight Dress George Clooney Argo Premiere
    Commented on this photo:

    Anyone remember the old joke about being reincarnated as a hot chick’s bicycle seat? It is now a toss-up between that and George Clooney’s hand.

  31. terry

    Pah lease! She is the classic Hollywood beard. He and Di Caprio both suck nuts sacks.

    • Burt

      I have my doubts about him, but my brother hung out with Di Caprio and his then girlfriend on several occasion (met him through his job). If she was a beard, she wouldn’t have bothered visiting him in Canada, where the paparazzis rarely go.

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    cowbulls
    Commented on this photo:

    Stacy has the best legs in history and a very under rated a$$.

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    patty
    Commented on this photo:

    He’s starting to look real old……. should prob settle down before no one finds him attractive anymore!

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    Sparky
    Commented on this photo:

    sexy smugness never looked better

  35. Burt

    Her face looks different. Lose weight or got surgery?

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    Inner Retard
    Commented on this photo:

    This is my ass. There aren’t many like it, and this one is mine. Her ass is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.

  37. Sean

    He’s finally starting to look old. All that boozing is catching up with him.

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    jack
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice rug george.

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