“Let me see your hand for a second. I’m thinking about the chick I’m going to replace you with.”
George Clooney spent a year sticking his penis in and out of Stacy Keibler which is practically a lifetime to him, so news that he’s already done with her really shouldn’t be a surprise to anyone except Stacy Keibler who we already know went into this thing with no fucking clue who George Clooney is. NY Daily News reports:
Even though Keibler denied reports they had broken up last month, the former WWE diva attended New York City Fashion Week sans Clooney, and the two have spent a significant amount of time apart.
Keibler, 32, has been in New York City for weeks, while Clooney, 51, has been crashing in Bartlesville, Okla., while filming “August: Osage County” with Julia Roberts, Meryl Streep and Juliette Lewis. Clooney is also the film’s producer.
“George is being really distant and pulling away from her,” says our source. “She wakes up every morning and doesn’t know what’s going to happen.”
I’ll tell her what’s going to happen: You’re going to wake up each morning without hearing a single word from George Clooney again until the day you die. It’s all right there in the packet he left at that restaurant you thought he was meeting you at. Wait, did you not read it? He spends a lot of time telling an assistant to arrange these things. Sometimes up to two minutes. Jesus, lady, try thinking about somebody else’s feelings for a change.
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I mean, its Stacy Keibler. She was basically a pinup girl back in the late 90′s. I can’t even remember why…Goes to show just how unremarkable her career has been.
I mean, does she act? Is she a spokesperson of something?
But yeah, she’s wicked hot. Ridiculous.
George Clooney is a liar and a closet homosexual. They even joked on The View television show that they hoped Stacy was getting scale which is what an actor gets paid for pretending to be the straight lover of a close case LOSER!
Listen, gay or straight, Clooney is is hardly a loser, quite the opposite actually.
Something tells me your politics don’t align with his. That’s fine, you’re entitled, but don’t project your inadequacies onto the man, its unbecoming.
They were together?! Then who was I fucking for the last year? And why do I have a love letter from my pillow?
Don Zaloog.
Pee Wee Herman?
The next woman, should she be smart and immoral enough to do the deed, should get those Clooney cock pics while she can…someone will pay a bundle for them. It would be a nice little insurance policy to cash out after the inevitable dumping.
Basically, all women that go Clooney are just being used and abused. Isn’t that was liberal males do? They certainly aren’t the respectful/responsible type. Most liberal women give it out like candy anyway. So they are a perfect fit….except liberals get bored really fast & it’s off for the next conquest & freebie.
You certainly don’t see Mel Gibson screw around with different women. Or Arnold Schwarzenegger. Or Newt Gingrich. Or Rudy Giuliani. Or Rush Limbaugh (married four times). Or Mark Sanford. Or…
TomFrank
+ several
Everything Arnold did as gov. was basically liberal….he did marry into the most liberal family in America….HELLO. As for the Rush…. & Newt at least they married & paid it out in alimony. WIth George it’s straight up freebie sex. Enjoy!
What does politics have to do with this? There are male and female sluts of all poltiical stripes, it has nothing to do with liberalism.
Over a quarter of Americans have an STD, I bet if we sampled their political beliefs….bet you most are Democrats…same for the prison population….bet you most are democraps.
That’s because Republicans are sexually repressed and think that activities of that nature are “yucky.” Unless it’s some sort of scandalous tryst, preferably with a minor or a subordinate of the same sex.
Witandfit, I smell a repubicrap.
Well, I gotta hand it to ya … I didn’t think a post about Clooney dumping his yearly girlfriend could turn political, but you managed it. Clap, clap, clap.
It’s too bad, really; I thought she might have had a chance to snag him. She was such an unlikely pick, and they were friends before, so I thought maybe … alas, so did she, it seems.
Painfully stupid republican is painfully stupid.
I bet fake internet dollars that she was banging someone else and was with him just for the publicity and $$$. Georgey knew the deal, but got many BJs and copious amounts of anal from the deal before kicking her out!
Isn’t he gay?
No…he just doesn’t know a diamond from a lump of coal.
If you ever hook up with George Clooney you’ve got to milk that shit as much as possible, because it’s only a matter of time before he kicks your ass to the curb.
These women think they’re so special that they can change George and be the one he finally marries. Let me break the news to you, ladies: You’re not special. None of you are special enough to do this shit. The only time he’ll ever get married is when he finally gets sick of this playing the field thing and stops on his own. It will be his decision. No one else’s.
Keep talking like that and Steve-O will dump your ass too.
witandfit and Don Zaloog are on the money. He is a serial womanizer and any woman going into it should realize that SHE IN NOT GOING TO BE THE ONE.
That’s the price of being a STARFUCKER.
Shelf life has expired. On to a fresh package . Bravo Sir !
I wish I could live live you !
Seriously , who has Stacy’s number?. I’ll go seconds on George’s discards .
Any woman that would degrade themselves by putting up with that asshole Clooney is a shallow, superficial whore… just like him.
That elbow scrag looks like my left nut.
What’s funny about this is TMZ just showed her trying on engagement rings, so it was an “instant dump” in his book.
If you say the “M” word , you’re done
And she attended the Vera Wang (wedding gowns!) show at Fashion Week. Dun dun dunnnn.
Oof, this is the first of the “before” photos I’ve seen, and while I agree that a nose job was warranted, she sure chose a shitty plastic surgeon.
Finally! Come to Minneapolis, George. I have a roofie with your name on it!
:)
what?
Is that creepy?
Clooney and Leonardo DiCaprio should buy houses next door to each other, so they can just pass the whores over when they’re done with them. That would save them both the expense of giving the whores cab fare when they dump them. Maybe Jeter can buy a house 3rd in the line, he can get the sloppy leftovers, and give the whores an autographed baseball and a car service home when they’re all done.
Wasn’t this Charlie Sheen’s concept a while back ? Is that you Charlie ?
And herpes, Craptard, don’t forget the parting gift Jeter gives all women.
Minka Kelly has herpes WHAT? Does Fish know about this?
When she buddied up with Kim the porn whore that was all she wrote. The kwhores are the kiss of death. X-factor will be off the air in one month.
I’d just like to let Stacy know that I’m a much better choice for the “rebound” relationship than Steve O.
wow, you really set the bar high there.
That’s who Clooney’s last ex ended up dating.
she’s lucky, because she looks very ordinary. Actually, her face sort of looks weird.
But I remember hearing her say that she didn’t expect much out of this relationship with clooney, and was perfectly fine with something short term, because she knew Clooney was a closet homo and just needed some arm candy.
ORDINARY??? You’re saying Stacy Kiebler is ORDI-fucking-NARY? And you’re calling George Clooney a “closet homo? ”
You really should wean yourself off your meds slowly. Stopping cold turkey like that can be very dangerous.
Stacy Keibler is NOT even close to ordinary…
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Wow. Her ass is HUGE.
I like it. :-p
“George Clooney spent a year sticking his penis in and out of Stacy Keibler ”
Are you sure? I think the contract specified no genital contact.
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.
Clooney is gay, duh.
If she woke up every morning next to me she’d know what’s going to happen…
oh, who am I kidding, I probably couldn’t get the Keebler elves.
He saw DiCaprio was opening up a huge lead in their ‘Poon Off’ so he felt it was time to act.
Wait for it…wait for it…wait for it…and DUMPED!
This man is just history now.
Paparazzi: Stacy, Who are you with?
Stacey: George Clooney!
Clooney:Guess again
“at some point roughly nine to 12 months from now, George Clooney will remember that other women have vaginas, too”
and u totally called it Fish. Not that it was that hard ;D
She “doesn’t know what’s going to happen” ?!?
I can tell you what’s going to happen, honey. The same thing that happens to every woman who dates George Clooney.
What did you expect, the man is a fairy.
Time to get back to Lake Homo. I mean Como, eh whatever
I don’t understand the snide comments about Stacy. I think their relationship is a win-win for both of them. Both know the rules before the game started so I think everyone should leave them alone other than taking pictures. George hit the sex lottery. Stacy is by far the sexiest woman in his history. Her world class 42” legs are incredible. Stacy is getting a ton of attention that a woman with her phenomenal assets deserves. When it ends and it will, George will move on to the next young conquest. I originally thought that Stacy was just going to get her 15 minutes of fame BUT I’m now a believer that she is here to stay post Clooney. Stacy carries herself with a lot of class and if there has been a woman with better legs in history, I don’t remember her.
Well … I agree Stacy is very attractive, and I think this year with George and George’s money has been very good to her, both physically and professionally. But, uh, “the sexiest woman in history”? Hm.
Sexiest woman in history – are you publicist?
I can think of dozens of women that are more attractive than Stacy.
It’s simple – they go along for the ride – which is exactly as long as George says , then he retreats to Lake Como for a week or two , then he picks girl x+1, and the process repeats . George just ain’t the marrying type any more . Let’s face it , why should he ?
He has a near infinite casting pool to choose from .
And when he gets bored ,….
“Maybe I waited all this time because I’m getting down on one knee to propose right here at the ACADEMY AWARDS!!! Naaahaha, gotcha again. Man, you are so easy. C’mon, let’s go in.”
No one cares about this old man anymore. He should just stop pretending to be Casanova and come out of the closet already. He has zero female fans.
Women are STARFUCKERS. Most would give up their first born to fuck a celebrity.
I’m pretty sure she’ll be ok. Whereas George is mere months away from waking up and realizing, “Holy shit! I’m old!”
Actually he’s crashing in Tulsa..
I would love to see the day when a woman dumps him first!