George Clooney Is Done With Stacy Keibler Now

“Let me see your hand for a second. I’m thinking about the chick I’m going to replace you with.”

George Clooney spent a year sticking his penis in and out of Stacy Keibler which is practically a lifetime to him, so news that he’s already done with her really shouldn’t be a surprise to anyone except Stacy Keibler who we already know went into this thing with no fucking clue who George Clooney is. NY Daily News reports:

Even though Keibler denied reports they had broken up last month, the former WWE diva attended New York City Fashion Week sans Clooney, and the two have spent a significant amount of time apart.
Keibler, 32, has been in New York City for weeks, while Clooney, 51, has been crashing in Bartlesville, Okla., while filming “August: Osage County” with Julia Roberts, Meryl Streep and Juliette Lewis. Clooney is also the film’s producer.
“George is being really distant and pulling away from her,” says our source. “She wakes up every morning and doesn’t know what’s going to happen.”

I’ll tell her what’s going to happen: You’re going to wake up each morning without hearing a single word from George Clooney again until the day you die. It’s all right there in the packet he left at that restaurant you thought he was meeting you at. Wait, did you not read it? He spends a lot of time telling an assistant to arrange these things. Sometimes up to two minutes. Jesus, lady, try thinking about somebody else’s feelings for a change.

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