Behold! The Royal Rugrat Has Been Named

First off, huge thanks to everyone in the comments yesterday for pointing out the Royal Baby was flipping everybody off. I fucking love this kid already. And now the little scoundrel has a name, according to People:

“The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are delighted to announce that they have named their son George Alexander Louis,” reads a statement. “The baby will be known as His Royal Highness Prince George of Cambridge.”

So how soon before some wingnut realizes this kid will grow up to become King George and calls for all future presidential candidates to have a defense policy from stopping the King of England from taking our guns? Because I give Rush Limbaugh five minutes. Ten if his Mexican Viagra’s in the cabinet upstairs.

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