Gene Hackman Smacked A Homeless Guy

October 31st, 2012 // 54 Comments
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We spent last week making fun of celebrities who shit on the homeless, so to shake things up, we thought we’d write about Gene Hackman in a hallowed, revered light for smacking a crazy homeless man that attacked him and called his wife a cunt because that seems like something Royal Tenenbaum would probably do minus the being attacked and cunt part. TMZ reports:

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ … the incident went down Tuesday as Hackman and his wife were leaving a Santa Fe restaurant. We’re told a homeless guy named Bruce Becker approached them in a threatening manner.
We’re told the incident escalated big time when Becker called Hackman’s wife a “c**t” — and then Hackman dished out some street justice … slapping Becker across the face.

Of course, a non-violent solution would’ve been to simply eat a warm, delicious meal in front of his attacker, but that almost never works out. Even if it’s just a Hot Pocket, you have to spend two minutes making awkward conversation with him, then another two minutes waiting for it too cool down and by then he’s already shivved you with his hobo shank and stolen your Hot Pocket. It’s like they want you to hit them.

NOTE: I took the liberty of adding Gwyneth Paltrow bikini pics because she was in that movie which, per ButtFuckoslovakian law, is all I have to say to you without a warrant.

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  1. USDA Prime McBeef

    I threw a homeless into the dirt for basically the same thing once. Then I kicked his change cup out in the street. True story.

    Come find me for that high five, Gene.

    • cc

      You sir, are of like soul. Some dickwad called my gf a cunt, so he and I got into it right in the middle of Toronto’s financial district at lunch hour.

      • Bianca

        There’s an old homeless man that hangs out in the The Beaches (I will always call it that) who gives random over-the-top compliments to all women in an attempt to get you to buy his pencils. Anyhoo, he called me “Marilyn Monroe”, but the guy I was with thought he called me a hairy ho (lol) and was about to fight him. It actually turned me off of the guy tbh because the man is clearly mentally ill and is too frail to fight back even if he had said that. If it was a guy in a bar, fine, but I don’t like guys who try to act like a hero towards people who pose little to no threat; it makes you look douchey, imo.

      • Joaquin ingles

        Yeah that’s a no-win situation.

      • cc

        In my case it was a Purolator driver 10 years my junior and in perfect health.

    • cc

      Your classmates’ mother is a cunt.

    • Maybe he accidentally called is wife a cunt because he thought it was Gweneth Paltrow. Easy mistake since all cunts look alike.

  2. Randal

    Good for you Gene! Far too many homeless litter our streets, shaking coin cups, coughing and spreading disease, and staining buildings with their urine and general filth. Gene has taken the first step in getting our streets back from these hoodlums.

    Randal

  3. Pat McGroin

    If someone said something like that to my wife, I’d smack ‘em too. Good move, Gene.

  4. EricLr

    Gwyneth Paltrow would have slapped him with a one-of-a-kind Versace glove, made just for her from the soft skin of grain-fed Ecuadorian albino bats. Assuming, that is, that she ever went to a restaurant that allowed anyone with less than a 6-figure income within two blocks of its entrance–which she wouldn’t, of course.

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    Sheik Yerbouti
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    SpongeKate SquareSkirt

  6. DeucePickle

    I think it goes without saying that Gene Hackman can do whatever the hell he wants.

  7. Gwyneth Paltrow Bikini Spielberg
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    Coincidentally, her next cookbook is titled “My Father’s Body”.

  8. Gwyneth Paltrow Bikini Spielberg
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    I am all but certain that we’ve got us just a hint of a cameltoe here…
    (must be careful…mentioning a cameltoe and Gwyneth Paltrow in the same breath is a federal offense…)

  9. kimmykimkim

    Hmm…Well, maybe she is a cunt. Maybe that homeless man has super magical powers of perception. Or maybe he was just being a drunken asshole.

  10. Lindsay Lohan Nicotine Lungs

    In Texas we’re allowed to shoot the fucks.

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    Tron
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    Calm down haters – that ass is still do-able.

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    cc
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    ‘I will not eat this, it is unclean.’

  13. Crabby Old Guy

    That might come back to haunt Hackman if he ever ends up at a small school in Indiana and is supposed to coach a bunch of homeless kids to the state title. Otherwise, fuck it and beat that homeless guy’s ass.

  14. lololololololol—-your move Justin—-lolololololololol

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    Butthole Lover
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    STank Ass.

  16. Jade

    Gene Hackman is my f’n hero!

  17. He was defending himself and his wife. Perfectly understandable.

  18. Paul Kersey

    If Gene was a real man he would’ve given the scum an ax kick to the patella, and then DDT’d his ass onto the concrete.

    GO GENE !!!

  19. Gwyneth Paltrow Bikini Spielberg
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    is it me or is there a blonde body hair sheen on her torso?

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    Martina
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    …. more like, this is what happens when you decide to get in shape and flaunt your 40 year old ass because your deadbeat husband can’t get it up for you … Come on, how many of you guys wouldn’t do that ass?

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    Party Wonky
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    Ummm…. I really wish that everyone else looked like that. What world do you live in?

  22. Gwyneth Paltrow Bikini Spielberg
    Party Wonky
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    May my wife look 1/2 that good when she’s 40. Dear god we should all be so lucky.

  23. Don’t mess with the Hackman or he will whack you!

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    Freebie
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    She looks better with designer clothes on and sky high heels.

  25. Boomer

    #TeamGene

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    Joe Blow
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    Kid: “I came out of THERE??? OMGZ!”

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    Chris
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    Throw up!

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    Don Juan
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    She is one of the finest woman I have seen in my life. I would love to take her out for dinner and get to know her

  29. Gwyneth Paltrow Bikini Spielberg
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    That’s still doable on so many levels..

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    rican
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    I’ve done much worse, so yes, I would definitely fuck her.

  31. Gwyneth Paltrow Bikini Spielberg
    ruckus
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    Dunno why he is bothering…. He is just going to end up CGing her anyways.

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    ruckus
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    GooP: Extremis

  33. Gwyneth Paltrow Bikini Spielberg
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    Mommy why does your ass look like chewed bubble gum ?

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    The Pope
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    Gwyneth should hire Kate Hudson to be her butt-double in real life.

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    mmmmHmmm
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    Fuckin SWEET BABY RAY’S!!!!

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    Teddy
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    LET THEM EAT CAKE!

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    Teddy
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    I think she may have swamp ass

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    Teddy
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    I gotta take a shit and all i see are porta-pottys

  39. Gwyneth Paltrow Bikini Spielberg
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    Theres a dick coming out of her belly…

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