It’s been almost two years since British model/actress Gemma Atkinson has appeared on the site, so here she is yesterday in the Caribbeans. On an interesting note, Gemma’s Wikipedia page says she appeared in a December 2008 production of Peter Pan which I’m now convinced is what really killed Michael Jackson.
MICHAEL: Oh, boy, a Peter Plan play in beautiful Manchester. Just what I need to get in the holiday spirit!
THREE HOURS LATER
MICHAEL: Why… why… did Peter have such large breasts? Now, I’ll never get to sleep at night without unhealthy amounts of illegally administered anesthetics. Help me, doctor.
DR. CONRAD MURRAY: Right away, Mr. Jackson.
Someone get me Tito on the line. He’ll listen to reason.