Scope out English model/actress Gemma Atkinson in her crazy hot 2008 calendar. I don’t really have any idea who she is, but Gemma has dreams of being an R&B/soul singer and will soon be moving stateside to Nashville. Also, just thought I’d mention she’s recently single. News of the World reports:
Our Gem’s now single after splitting with Man United star Ronaldo in July.
A close pal revealed: “Gemma’s started dating again and is loving it. She’s met up with a number of guys so far and had a great time.”
Note to Self: Move to Nashville. Seek out Gemma Atkinson. (If you’re unable to spot her, go home and cry in the bathtub while questioning your sexuality.) Introduce yourself as a record producer. (A cowboy hat will add authenticity to this claim and make you look like Chuck Norris. Pure win/win situation.) Gain Gemma’s confidence. (Buy her a coffee maker. Or an oven mitt. Whatever the chicks are into these days.) Touch boobies. (If unsuccessful, I hear suicide is fun too.) End note.
Anyone else noticed that her right nipple is popping out of her bikini in the April picture?
yuck
Okay boys, gather ’round! I’ve got great news for you. You can RUN down to your local Walmart and buy a couple of squeezy balls and you’ve got it made. Seems you ‘d just LOVE LOVE to squeeze some rubber balls. I guess the real thing must intimidate you. But I know how you feel, some penis’ I’ve come across have left me lusting after those pool floatation aids. You know, the long hard thick rubbery ones.
I saw her shopping once at the shopping centre,since i live in the u.k. And they are fake ofcourse!
She acts and was in a cook show..whys everyone saying she sings? She got a Boobs done so she can do lingre shots in Hollyoaks in the city. She was a lezzy in it too i dunno why..
I saw her profile on richmingle.com, is she dating there?
Maybe I’ll swing by Nashville soon.
Just another bleach blonde whore…nothing different!
If some people want non-naked girls then go watch tv (if they’re still in business.) For most of the world, naked girls are what they want to see. Naked girls would actually dominate US tv by now if it wasn’t for the fact that they try to make us pay $15 for an hour of pay-per-view naked girls. I don’t think that can last much longer. It really is amazing how much of a lying bastard the US media has been for the last 20 years. Thanks a lot, Disney, GE, Time Warner, Fox and Viacom. Now go f yourselves.
Just another note to all you guys. I hope none of you are watching US tv anymore since they’ve treated us like shit for the last 20 years. Switch to internet and dvds exclusively. That will cost the big media companies billions of dollars and they will be begging us to come back, offering to us everything we could ever want and imagine. It will happen before too long and it will be fun. We might as well speed up the process. Drop cable. Stop watching tv. The rest will be automatic. Watching them beg will be pure pleasure.
@91.. And general US prats who are posting a load of rubbish.
Get over yourselves! We outside the US are all different and appreciate differences. We don’t (largely) aim to stereotype anything and everything we cross.
We don’t have populous who are ill-educated beyond their country borders. Ask an American a simple geographic question… well for starters the word ‘geographic’ and any other multi-syllable words would likely be lost to blank face – and they wouldn’t have a clue.
Yes you are the most powerful nation on the planet, but in the short time you’ve held that accolade, just consider the catastrophic f**k-ups you have managed!
You have an obese national, shite welfare system, the highest death rate of any developed land and thick arse prats who STILL can’t see if guns made people safe your murder rate wouldn’t suggest different!
Talk about wit; you have the sophistication of a barn door when you attempt it… so you just resort to showing someone standing behind a door being opened quickly!!! Ha ha bloody ha!
Oh and please look up the words ‘refinement’, ‘class’ and ‘quality’… no they don’t simple mean ‘make bigger’.
Oh and G Atkinson is somewhat over hyped, but all you men would take her out and you women are just bitchin I bet (in most cases).