Scope out English model/actress Gemma Atkinson in her crazy hot 2008 calendar. I don’t really have any idea who she is, but Gemma has dreams of being an R&B/soul singer and will soon be moving stateside to Nashville. Also, just thought I’d mention she’s recently single. News of the World reports:
Our Gem’s now single after splitting with Man United star Ronaldo in July.
A close pal revealed: “Gemma’s started dating again and is loving it. She’s met up with a number of guys so far and had a great time.”
Note to Self: Move to Nashville. Seek out Gemma Atkinson. (If you’re unable to spot her, go home and cry in the bathtub while questioning your sexuality.) Introduce yourself as a record producer. (A cowboy hat will add authenticity to this claim and make you look like Chuck Norris. Pure win/win situation.) Gain Gemma’s confidence. (Buy her a coffee maker. Or an oven mitt. Whatever the chicks are into these days.) Touch boobies. (If unsuccessful, I hear suicide is fun too.) End note.
Texas Tranny | October 22, 2007 at 6:02 pm
FIRST you self-fisting smegma holes!
G Man | October 22, 2007 at 6:02 pm
Next stop PLAYBOY PLEASE or PORN
costamar | October 22, 2007 at 6:06 pm
She’s right now my favorite new singer… and I haven’t heard her sing a single note.
wasku | October 22, 2007 at 6:08 pm
mmm hot stuff in the microwave
* MISS UNIVERSE | October 22, 2007 at 6:11 pm
Those braids add a perfect contrast to her womanly figure.
It comes off very well and adds a touch of innocence to the effect
bitch, please | October 22, 2007 at 6:11 pm
*Yawn*
Another slapper with fake knockers. Why can’t you post a picture of half naked guys for a change? Mmmmm?
ssdd | October 22, 2007 at 6:11 pm
lol @ 1. .. Best ‘First’ Ever.
amma | October 22, 2007 at 6:12 pm
b-o-r-i-n-g…{yawn}
BABY | October 22, 2007 at 6:16 pm
BABY LOVES SUPERFICIAL DOT COM.
SO MUCH MILK FOR BABY!
BABY LOVES BIG NATURALS!
Derek | October 22, 2007 at 6:17 pm
Who says they’re fake?
I touched them in my dreams last night, and she was ALLL WOMAN.
Mmmm.
kitty_kat | October 22, 2007 at 6:21 pm
I understand the need for eye candy every now and then… but this site is turning into a “Let’s ogle everything with breasts and a vagina that wears a bikini or skimpy outfit” page. Yawn! Someone is definitely forgetting what this site is SUPPOSED to be about…
vargagirl | October 22, 2007 at 6:22 pm
She looks like she has a bit of the downs.
WhatASmartGirl | October 22, 2007 at 6:23 pm
Where does the fish find all these incredibly intelligent women. Just one look is all it took. If Gemma tutors then I’m in need of an algebra teacher. The Bikini is optional but the only other option is naked. I need Gemma to teach how to figure the value of x in the equation “1 + x = 1″. She knows the answer.
Donkey Ass | October 22, 2007 at 6:27 pm
Those aren’t real??? :)
Donkey Ass | October 22, 2007 at 6:27 pm
The only way to tell for sure is if they poke me in the eyes.
Conky | October 22, 2007 at 6:30 pm
I would like to give this girl a pearl necklace.
Thanks
Auntie Kryst | October 22, 2007 at 6:31 pm
@5 C’mon Miss Universe please stop being so damn boring. Say it like it is, those braids would be perfect to hang onto. What great bridle straps-yeehaa!
combustion8 | October 22, 2007 at 6:34 pm
miss buttaface 2008
costamar | October 22, 2007 at 6:41 pm
This from an interview published in Maxim. So they are fake but just as big as they were before? Discuss amongst yourselves.
How has your life changed since you got your new breasts?
My clothes have changed a lot, and I’ve done a calendar with my new assets. People keep saying they’re massive, but they’re the same size as they were – I’ve just lost loads of weight and had my boobs put back to the same size. They’re a 34D. I read somewhere they were a double F! I wouldn’t be able to walk!
Harry | October 22, 2007 at 6:43 pm
Yup. Those fake boobs are gonna go over great in Crazy Conservative Tennessee.
blpressure | October 22, 2007 at 6:43 pm
I thought she was ugly in Hollyoaks years ago (she really was), then she changed into this.
Jazy | October 22, 2007 at 6:48 pm
Big tittied bitch……she hot…and she looks like you could really have a great conversation with her about world hunger and humanitarian acts of kindness.
PunkA | October 22, 2007 at 6:55 pm
She dated Ronaldo? HAHAHAHA. Don;t get me wrong, I love ManU, but dated Ronaldo???? Tramp.
oops! | October 22, 2007 at 6:56 pm
she forgot to suck in for picture #9
gotmilk? | October 22, 2007 at 6:58 pm
who the hell is this ugly bitch? so you bleach your hair & bought fome fake knockers. and that makes you different from everyone else how?
anyway, check out her face in picture #7. wtf is goign on here? someone needs to be fired because these photos are airbrushed horribly.
criscodisco | October 22, 2007 at 7:01 pm
Ugh, I hope she can sing better than she can model, because with the exception of August, that’s the most forced smile I’ve ever seen in print.
Hannah T | October 22, 2007 at 7:02 pm
God girl, buy a bikini that fits.
Tits, Check, Ass, Check. | October 22, 2007 at 7:08 pm
Hey, Fish, I’m as horny as the next guy. But this is fucking LAME. There are millions upon millions of porn sites for this kind of shit. What are you supposed to say about this flotation device posing as a woman?
Also, if she wants to be a soul singer that means she does black guys. Don’t post about mudsharks. It’s in the Constitution, one of the later amendments, thou shalt not post about mudsharks.
Tits, Check, Ass, Check | October 22, 2007 at 7:14 pm
I just did a quick check on the Internet, and she used to date someone named Cleveland Campbell. Guess what? He’s a black dude.
I’m getting really good at this. I can tell which girls are into black men with one quick look. Can I market this skill, do you think?
IKE | October 22, 2007 at 7:20 pm
INCREDIBLE!!!
Even when you factor in the “they aren’t real part” they still are just daaaaaaamn!
Dude, I just read your shit, #28, you’re what people think of when they speak of the ‘Alabama inbred.’
Go to “crazyshit.com” they love bigots over there.
SSS | October 22, 2007 at 7:45 pm
I agree with some of the other comments about this site becoming repetitive: Brit, Paris, Lindsey, Posh , Jessica(s), Kim (the big butt), and unknown plastic-boobed tanning-bed bleached-blonde bimbos.
/me stifles a yawn
Spongebob Gangsta | October 22, 2007 at 7:50 pm
She’s got GORGEOUS eyes!
…yet so do German Shepherds, which she must be very close to being one
She’s got 2 squeek toys on da shesst.
Tim Ambler | October 22, 2007 at 8:06 pm
I live in Nashville. I win.
Wow! | October 22, 2007 at 8:13 pm
Oh my goodness!
Figgy | October 22, 2007 at 8:21 pm
Big deal, yet another generic bottle-blond with bolt-on fake boobs.
Couldn’t you at least show someone with a face that isn’t totally forgettable?
Jane | October 22, 2007 at 8:46 pm
She has about the same figure as Britney Spears who everyone calls fat just with fake boobs but i will admit her face is much better than Britney’s
lele | October 22, 2007 at 8:57 pm
jesus – airbrushed much? she was a very plain schoolgirl on hollyoaks and even her face is airbrushed to within an inch of her life here
moka | October 22, 2007 at 9:03 pm
what’s up with this?? all pictures are about her brests!!! fake boobs, ugly face and no ass!! sure, she sings
1MILF Hunter | October 22, 2007 at 9:06 pm
Wow!! Nobody in England has a rack like that.
allota vajinah | October 22, 2007 at 9:47 pm
why is it nowadays if u have big fake boobs ur considered a model?
Keiri | October 22, 2007 at 9:48 pm
I dunno, but in picture #7 I am reminded of female body builders!
Anyway, gross!
igroovin | October 22, 2007 at 9:51 pm
she looks like tara reid
yarg | October 22, 2007 at 10:12 pm
That so many guys can’t spot obviously fake breasts (they don’t pull away from your body like helium balloons no matter how nice and/or big) makes me think they don’t have much experience with women other than their magazines. And those are obviously not Ds- They can’t be called breasts if they are not made of breast tissue so someone should come up with a better term.
allyrising | October 22, 2007 at 10:15 pm
#42
My thoughts exactly. Except without the botched plastic surgery (kinda).
meee | October 22, 2007 at 10:38 pm
am i the only one who looks at faces more than bodies these days? ew. anyone can buy fake tits. but that doesn’t fix your face.
Rectangle | October 22, 2007 at 10:47 pm
I’m questioning whether to get that calendar. It doesn’t have much room for writing does it. I need to keep my appointments in check.
Z | October 22, 2007 at 10:48 pm
she has beautiful eyes
TS | October 22, 2007 at 11:05 pm
Those things are RIDICULOUS. love ‘em.
ripper | October 23, 2007 at 1:21 am
Only one thing to do with a chick like this.
FUKERINTHEASS
Ript1&0 | October 23, 2007 at 1:25 am
This chick is generic and fugly. Don’t give me this crap.