Gemma Arterton’s Breasts Deserve Their Own Post

We just did a post on Michael Fassbender giving a horse a boner, and Gwyneth Paltrow on The View is coming up next, so here’s Gemma Arterton’s breasts before I alienate the click-monkey portion of our audience even more than the countdown ads already have. I cherish the five of you that are left as if you were my own children who, for the record, I’d also prefer only know me from my boob photos. And the curtain I’d hide behind while making ghost sounds. “CleeeeAANnn your ROOOOMMMmmmm. I know where you sleeeeEEEEeeeppp.”

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