On Monday’s episode of The Hills – wait, hold on, I have to drink a Mason jar full of whiskey before I continue, okay, better – Lauren Conrad decides to bring her new date model Gavin Beasley over to her ex Brody Jenner’s place for a BBQ. This may be hard for some of you to read, but the entire thing was scripted. As in, not real. As in, the show is fake. I’ll let that shocking shocking news sink in. In the meantime, Gavin spoke to VH1′s Best Week Ever yesterday about his experience on the The Hills:
On being set up with Lauren:
“Then in August I got a call from my agency to go to a casting call for Teen Vogue, and Lauren and the camera crews just so happened to be there. She remembered me from our shoot, and the next thing I know, a producer’s asking me to ask Lauren for her number, and I’m signing release forms and being shot for The Hills. They wanted me to ask her about the runway show, how long she had worked that day, when would she get off, stuff like that.”
On meeting Lauren’s ex Brody:
“Like, they totally set up the BBQ scene for Brody and I to meet each other and talk because, as they said, ‘the audience would get a kick out of seeing ‘the ex’ talking to ‘the new guy’.’ So they rent this house in Malibu for a set, bought a bunch of food and drinks, and just filmed us hanging out. Brody would talk all this sh*t, then be like, ‘Sorry about that, we’re just trying to make good television.’”
On his “date” with Lauren:
“I honestly had a really hard time talking to her – she’s kind of a conversation killer, and when the cameras are rolling, all conversation is kept firmly on the surface…. In fact, the most interesting thing I got out of her was that she isn’t allowed to eat ice cream because her trainer told her she can’t.”
Does this mean that when Heidi and Lauren are talking on their cell phones and sipping iced lattes, they’re not really talking on their cell phones and sipping lattes? No, don’t tell me. I couldn’t bear the truth. I want to keep my memories the way they are. Pure like the driven snow. Ah, I can see Lauren now, babbling away about something or another, latte pressed to her lips. You’ll always be that way to me, Lauren Conrad. Always…
And now, Heidi Montag in a bikini. Because I’m pretty sure that’s relevant somehow.
mike | October 26, 2007 at 5:16 pm
firrrrrrrst
v | October 26, 2007 at 5:16 pm
Hot >_>
abbiagil | October 26, 2007 at 5:20 pm
well one thing that i can say is duh we have all been told one time or another that reality tv is scripted, and about hiedi she looks like a total doosh bag when every picture of her is with her mouth open.
madhatter | October 26, 2007 at 5:21 pm
Dang! where did she come from? fine as frog hair!
Grace | October 26, 2007 at 5:23 pm
Well, I’m sure if the girl didn’t have situations thrust upon her, she’d only have the mental capacity to stare at a blank wall and drool.
Riotboy | October 26, 2007 at 5:24 pm
Why do people watch reality tv, when they can live it?
/deep like dirty water
???? MISS UNIVERSE ???? | October 26, 2007 at 5:27 pm
Many people suspected that – it is not all that shocking
Ript1&0 | October 26, 2007 at 5:28 pm
What the fuck is this show about anyway?? Oh hell, I can’t even pretend to care…
This chick is fugtastic. She looks like Jenny McCarthy after she’s had a stroke. Someone get out the drool bib, she’s gonna start leaking any minute..
Alana Joy | October 26, 2007 at 5:31 pm
I suspected that though it was a “reality” show, it was staged to certain degree’s, but to find out it’s pretty much all BS is a big disappointment. I think the viewers who watch, would still have watched if they marketed the show as scripted. So why did they even bother lying? SUCKS.
http://www.couturecult.com
kc | October 26, 2007 at 5:31 pm
Blah. Blah. Blah.
Auntie Kryst | October 26, 2007 at 5:32 pm
@7 Not so fast Miss U. I was a little shocked when I learned about gravity. This sort of ranks up there with that.
Missystar | October 26, 2007 at 5:33 pm
Nice pre-cancerous moles, there, in #7.
ihatefakes | October 26, 2007 at 5:33 pm
One word: Hideous. Oh, and close your stupid mouth, idiot.
Mike T | October 26, 2007 at 5:33 pm
Man I would fuck her until one or both of us was bleeding. Giggity-Giggity.
nipolian | October 26, 2007 at 5:36 pm
Pics 8,9 &11 looks like she’s practicing for the only thing she is good for.
Debagger | October 26, 2007 at 5:37 pm
bitch needs a sandwich
Jimbo | October 26, 2007 at 5:42 pm
I’ll give her a sandwich. A Jimbolaya sandwich.
Feckless | October 26, 2007 at 5:47 pm
“conversation killer” lol – I never watched the stupid show but now it sounds funny.
kirsten dunst | October 26, 2007 at 5:48 pm
oh my fucking god no way!! there is just NO way thats true. no way. no fucking way, no way. don’t believe it.
BunnyButt | October 26, 2007 at 5:54 pm
If these are the good shots, can you imagine what the outtakes look like? Damn, she looks dumber than a bag of rocks.
Grace | October 26, 2007 at 5:56 pm
Hey, BunnyButt, that’s insulting all rock bags everywhere. At least they have personality!
allyrising | October 26, 2007 at 5:56 pm
Anorexic, flat ass, fake tits with too-high nipples…HOT.
Chick Crack | October 26, 2007 at 6:01 pm
Any guy who’s looking for a smart hot chick would have better luck chasing unicorns. Stupid + hot = perfect woman.
Tito | October 26, 2007 at 6:03 pm
I hate this girl’s face but fuck her body rocks. And is the Hills a musical or something? Was she singing while splashing in the waves?
Jimbo | October 26, 2007 at 6:04 pm
I bet she has an icky smelly vajayjay.
*snaps*
Jimbo | October 26, 2007 at 6:08 pm
Oh! Yeah! I WENT THERE!!! Uh-huh!
*tosses head*
Phaimus | October 26, 2007 at 6:13 pm
ah i dont care!
joeypants | October 26, 2007 at 6:14 pm
Heidi has no idea of what I’m capable of doing to her body. I would absolutely wreck that.
ChexMix | October 26, 2007 at 6:15 pm
Heidi has a decent body helped by grueling hours spent in plastic surgery and starving herself. But I could never look at that hideous face every day, and why is her mouth gaping open in every shot? Is that sexy?
sexual | October 26, 2007 at 6:21 pm
ew.
nipolian | October 26, 2007 at 6:24 pm
#24 Let me see if I can help you out. (She is not singing)
Step 1. Print out pic 9.
Step 2. Draw an arrow to her mouth.
Step 3. Next to the arrow, write the words “The penis goes here”.
Practice makes perfect dude……..practice makes perfect.
Brutus the Barber | October 26, 2007 at 6:26 pm
Some one actually thought of that crap? Wow, I knew MTV was having trouble but I didn’t know it was that bad. Maybe I should have saved that napkin from Denny’s I wrote ideas on at 4am for the next episode of Grey’s Anatomy and sent them to MTV instead.
LL | October 26, 2007 at 6:30 pm
The only reason I am aware of the existence of this show is when they make fun of it on The Soup. You know that thing TV used to do when it signed off for the night (back when TV wasn’t on 24 hours a day), where it would be a screen that said “Goodnight! Broadcasting resumes at 6 am” or some shit like that and the only sound is that annoying beep? Well, THAT was more entertaining than any single moment of The Hills that I’ve seen.
And she’s holding her mouth open so all the porno directors can see how wide her jaws can open. Yep, she’ll be in Penthouse within a couple years, porn the year after that. Unless she’s into “amateur” porn, then we’ll see her wide open mouth with a penis in it even sooner.
cooking101 | October 26, 2007 at 6:35 pm
She is on another show too. Semi-Homemade w/Sandra Lee. Food Network Channel. I think Sandra Lee is her real name.
Jasmin | October 26, 2007 at 6:36 pm
this website is all about stupid blond people with boob jobs……how hilarious…..america is such a filthy shithole filled with retarded people. all you blond obsessed hitler wannabee are fucking funny, your like a bunch of clones you cant think for yourselves and its so pathetic its funny.
J B Cougar | October 26, 2007 at 6:41 pm
Seeing those photos, and the look on that sad sack’s face, I’m thinking the same thing you guys are thinking. Yup, that’s right: lobotomy.
emily | October 26, 2007 at 6:43 pm
i think the only people who didn’t already know this are those who are both hearing and vision impaired.
nipolian | October 26, 2007 at 6:44 pm
#34 I hope you’re kidding. Sandra Lee is classy and pretty good looking. Sandra Lee has written books…..I don’t think this stinkhole has the brain capacity to even open a book.
#35 I think it must be past your bedtime. Turn off daddy’s computer and go laydown. But make sure you go potty first.
Someone | October 26, 2007 at 6:44 pm
this girl needs to be put to sleep. she’s too retarded for the world.
dumbass | October 26, 2007 at 6:46 pm
blond…check
big tits..check
zero personality….check
rich…..check
complete spoiled bitch….check
manufactured look…check
unique…no go
talented…..no go
fun crazy personality….no go
intelligence…no go
sexy and creative with a dash of charisma….no go
ohh wait… thats right this is america……no body cares about you unless you look like you came from the OC and your as unoriginal and boring as the next blond worthless tramp you see on the street….Im glad I dont live here cause the people who live there are all brainwashed.
Soy | October 26, 2007 at 6:49 pm
slutdog
nipolian | October 26, 2007 at 6:50 pm
“Im glad I dont live here cause the people who live there are all brainwashed. ”
Put the cap back on the Vodka and put it away for a while #40.
jonesy | October 26, 2007 at 6:51 pm
she’s got about as much heat as an unflavored “Flavor-ice”
www.nakedcelebs.com | October 26, 2007 at 6:51 pm
she is one of our favorites!!!!!!
Mrs. Woils | October 26, 2007 at 6:51 pm
Hello, I’m Mrs. Woil,s, I’ll be your 3rd-wave facilitator for today.
It’s in your best interests.
What I wanted to say, aaah-bout the woman with the pik underware on the bitch, was that she eeds to flash some eels. Because they smell so good.
He’s my favorite Wunderhund, look
http://www.beasttube.com/viewvideo/29/Bodil_Joensen_A_Summer_Day/
Better than Godiva. And thank Hog, at least that cunt from Electra isn’t in it.
What a pooter without a pot, to, you know. The Brits know! So be a flappy friendling, eat chikcen today
POOM!
Snatchit | October 26, 2007 at 6:57 pm
She’s hot……in a crack whore kinda way.
dumbass | October 26, 2007 at 6:58 pm
If there not all brainwashed then why is this show still on thr air and why the hell is this dumb bitch famous…..I dont have anything against blonds, but I have friends who are blond and are way more awsome and unique then this stupid bitch. They have crazy style, intelligence, unique features, and there not manufactured crap like she is……Its still on the air so I really think Americas youth is fucking retarted if they waste there time watching these girls.
Brittani | October 26, 2007 at 7:01 pm
Does she think its sexy to have her mouth wide open like that?
nipolian | October 26, 2007 at 7:01 pm
#47 – Oh I get it……you’re gay.
nipolian | October 26, 2007 at 7:03 pm
#47 – At least you got you’re name right.