The Nanny Gavin Rossdale Banged Is Pregnant
So remember Mindy Mann? The nanny Gavin Rossdale got caught cheating with after the family iPad ratted him out? She’s pregnant now. But with someone else’s kid, which I probably should’ve mentioned in the headline, but then you wouldn’t be reading this. Haha! Your face. Us Weekly reports:
On Thursday, March 3, Mindy’s sister, Nicole Jennifer Mann, took to Instagram not only to make the pregnancy announcement, but also to reveal that the former employee of Stefani, 46, and Rossdale, 50, is expecting a little boy.
“#auntynoodle #nephew,” Nicole Jennifer wrote alongside a snapshot of Mindy cradling her baby bump while holding on to a giraffe-shaped balloon that reads, “It’s a boy!”
In another ‘gram, Nicole Jennifer posted a pic of friends leaning in to kiss Mindy’s growing belly. Later on Facebook, she uploaded the same photo and shared even more enthusiasm: “I’m excited to announce I’m going to be an aunty to another beautiful baby!” Tagged in the posts is Mindy’s boyfriend, Spencer Gutcheon — presumably the father of the child.
Of course, as Us Weekly notes by dropping the “presumably” bomb, there’s still a chance the kid could be Gavin Rossdale’s because Gwen Stefani is no Jennifer Garner when it comes to this shit. Jennifer Garner would’ve pulled that kid out Temple of Doom-style just like that time she killed Blake Lively. Who is definitely dead. I’ll take a lie detector test.