Gary Dourdan is an asshole

July 18th, 2007 // 167 Comments

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Ex-Girlfriend Sues CSI Star for Assault And Battery
(TMZ) It wasn't enough for Gary Dourdan's ex-girlfriend to obtain a restraining order against him for allegedly breaking her nose -- she's now SUING the former CSI star for assault and battery. Nicole Cannizzaro filed the lawsuit in L.A. County Superior ...
Gary Dourdan - Gary Dourdan's Ex-Girlfriend Files Battery Suit
Gary Dourdan's ex-girlfriend is suing the former Csi: Crime Scene Investigation star for allegedly breaking her nose. Nicole Cannizzaro has already won a restraining order against Dourdan following a fight in November (11) and now she has filed an assault ...

Comments (167)

  1. Bobslobber | July 18, 2007 at 5:17 pm

    How is that not attempted murder?

    Chasing someone around in a car is assault with a deadly weapon. If it was done with premediated intent, it sounds like attempted murder.

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  2. lovecraft | July 18, 2007 at 5:17 pm

    Yet another half assed celebrity who should be happy that anyone is paying attention to them.

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  3. Marta Kelling | July 18, 2007 at 5:19 pm

    what the hell? Man, I used to love Gary Dourdan. Not have a hot now that he’s a bag full of crazy.

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  4. Jamal | July 18, 2007 at 5:20 pm

    Why is it that the paparazzo is always getting their asses kicked by these actors. Probably 90% of the actors out there are big fucking pussies with the exception of maybe Nick Nolte whose breath could kill a bull rhino. Just once I would love to see a TMZ where an actor grabs a camera and a paparazzo busts them in their fucking face.

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  5. ChiTownEric | July 18, 2007 at 5:21 pm

    It was over the top, but it could have been avoided if the guy just turned off his camera as he was asked. Obviously with the light still on the dude knew the camera was on. Glad I don’t live in L.A., it’s got to suck that all those Papparazzi just lurking around waiting for crap to happen, then when it’s a slow night they try to make something happen. Gary went overboard, but the TMZ dude could have walked away and turned off the camera

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  6. fannypie | July 18, 2007 at 5:21 pm

    Attempt is a specific intent crime. To attempt murder, you have to specifically intend to kill the victim. If he was just trying to scare the guy, no attempted murder.

    Don’t parrot Law & Order – it’s usually quite wrong.

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  7. shani | July 18, 2007 at 5:25 pm

    what an asshole..like anybody cares about him.

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  8. Bobslobber | July 18, 2007 at 5:31 pm

    fannypie,

    You’re right. My mistake. Attempted murder requires specific intent. It was just assault with a deadly weapon. Probably 3-5 years in jail.

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  9. Becky | July 18, 2007 at 5:38 pm

    He must be a Scientologist. Those guys are all sorts of wacko.

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  10. havoc | July 18, 2007 at 5:40 pm

    I LOVE IT!!!

    The paprazzi are a bunch of pussies and parasites.

    I say waste the little punks….

    .

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  11. Truthteller | July 18, 2007 at 5:40 pm

    Good for him… Fuck these photographers. They’re fucking losers anyway. What, you can point a fucking camera? Good for you. Get a real fucking job. I’m only sorry he didn’t finish the fucking job.

    Fuck tmz too. Get a fucking life. Fucktards.

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  12. combustion8 | July 18, 2007 at 5:43 pm

    what a douche, must be upset over getting no call backs for movie deals.

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  13. PapparazzoManiac | July 18, 2007 at 5:45 pm

    Hey Papparazzi!

    **grabs crotch

    SUCK ME!!!

    **humps monitor…hard.

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  14. RAMONA | July 18, 2007 at 5:45 pm

    Is it just me or could this have been made up by the paparazzo? Because half of the videos are all black and only audio of the guy talking, you can’t hear Gary or any of his alleged entourage… actually you only see and hear Gary in the first video, where is the part we see him in a Lincoln following him?
    I am not buying this for some reason, any help seeing these things?

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  15. lambman | July 18, 2007 at 5:46 pm

    Whatever that’s fine, as long as they stay away from Major Star Rummer Willis

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  16. shanipie | July 18, 2007 at 5:46 pm

    Holy frikkin crap man. I feel so bad for that kid.

    First of all that guy GARY is it?…yeah Gary shoujld be kissin that kids ass for even recognizing his black generic lookng ass on the street in the first place.

    Second of all the kid wasn’t even being annoying or doing anything. The only annoying thing is that the kid couldn’t stop saying “like” every 2 seconds.

    If you don’t want people trying to flash ur picture all day long then maybe you shoujld consider a different career…what a fucking tool! Oh and Gary your not doing much for the “all blacks are violent” stereotype either…

    Hey he’s trying to attack a white kid, doesn’t that make it a hate crime too? Whata bastard!

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  17. shanipie | July 18, 2007 at 5:47 pm

    EEEEK? Shani, is that really your name or are u stealing it from me lol.

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  18. benntoe | July 18, 2007 at 5:49 pm

    i call bullshit. he never once gets any footage of the anybody chases him, he doesn’t refer to any of them by name. straight up, he could’ve said he was being chased by bigfoot and the video would’ve made just as much sense

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  19. whitegold | July 18, 2007 at 5:49 pm

    Oh man, I can just imagine how the incident went down:

    GD: Hey man, you wanna take my pic or something, for the tabloids?
    Pap: Umm, why, am I supposed to know who you are?
    GD: What, I’m Gary Dourdan!
    Pap: Who?
    GD: Damn you, damn you, why don’t you know who I am, say my name bitch, say my name (starts pounding on the pap)
    Pap: OMG man, I would say your name, but I don’t know who you are…

    And that would have really put him over the edge, enough to go home and get a car and follow the guy around.

    But seriously, what’s with the quasi-celebrities attacking the pap these days? Do they have secret b-list celebrity meetings? Where they sit around and decide what their next move should be to get more attention? Did they decide that this month should be “attack the pap” month?

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  20. J Rocket | July 18, 2007 at 5:54 pm

    Fucker got what he deserved. I love when people like him and lily allen go after the paparazzo. in there line of “work” (if you can call stalking celebrities a job) they should expect this to happen. fuck them.

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  21. wayouutatune | July 18, 2007 at 5:57 pm

    Very Sad. The camera dude was just doing a job. That is what gets the pictures that are posted on sight’s like this you know. Dourdan committed an act of violence that said I’m more important than your life camera dude. Sounds like a felony to me and Dourdan ain’t Paris Hilton. Maybe we can get a picture from prison as Dourdan is picking up soap in the shower and end up taking it in the ass from one of the hardened locals. Hope he likes it without lube.

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  22. LL | July 18, 2007 at 5:57 pm

    Again, no idea whose side to take here. Gary D. is a hottie for sure, but if someone takes your picture coming out of a restaurant or whatever, you just keep on walking and be cool about it, you don’t go all Britney on their ass. But the douchebags who stand around just waiting to get a picture of someone walking out of a building or getting out of a car – hard to feel sorry for those assholes. So I call this a draw. And I didn’t watch the video, that’s how much I don’t care. I care just enough to type, not enough to sit and watch the shit load. Cause that’s how I roll…

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  23. wedgeone | July 18, 2007 at 6:03 pm

    If not criminal charges, definitely a civil suit will be filed. Harassment, etc. That photog will end up with most of Gary’s CSI royalties.

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  24. Forge | July 18, 2007 at 6:05 pm

    hmmm, I see nearly zero compassion
    here, so the next time any of you
    pathetic losers are working your
    jobs, and someone attacks you. i
    hope they kill your useless
    asses. GD should remember that
    people like the cameraman are the
    ones that see to it he gets an
    over rated paycheck.
    as far as the “fucktard” that said
    get a real job goes, get off your
    ass and get one your self, heres
    an idea, get a job where you get
    no thanks and minimal pay. maybe
    your useless ass will take a
    roadside bomb meant for someone
    decent.

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  25. Bern | July 18, 2007 at 6:11 pm

    That guy is a douche.

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  26. Chauncey Gardner | July 18, 2007 at 6:12 pm

    Fucking animals. All of them.

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  27. greta | July 18, 2007 at 6:17 pm

    oh please, this is such crap! some retard is running around with his camera and screaming some bullshit which might as well not be happening since we can’t see shit. *EYEROLL+++*

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  28. umawwi | July 18, 2007 at 6:17 pm

    This guy is a fucking terrorist.

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  29. fucktmz | July 18, 2007 at 6:22 pm

    hahahah, crybaby paparazzo with the language skills of a 4th grader, LIKE MY CAMERA LIKE OMG LIKE CMON LIKE DUDES ARE LIKE AFTER ME LIKE

    superfish dont turn into perez hilton and publicize worthless photographers who deserve to get their faces smashed but dont because they hide behind a camera, just honestly let this fag get his ass kicked and go back to working at jamba juice.

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  30. ZIppysweetcheeks | July 18, 2007 at 6:24 pm

    I’m going to reserve judement till I hear his statement

    who knows what really happened. maybe this photog burned him or his lady bad in a previous incident

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  31. ZIppysweetcheeks | July 18, 2007 at 6:25 pm

    I’m going to reserve judgement till I hear his statement

    who knows what really happened. maybe this photog burned him or his lady bad in a previous incident

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  32. eaglepupil | July 18, 2007 at 6:29 pm

    Maybe his nice blue eyes are sensitive to flashes? #10/11–we need the paparazzi to keep supplying us with this wonderful fodder to comment on! Gary Dourdan and other celebrities should play nice as well–Tom Cruise is generally sweet to the paparazzi and they tend to shoot nice candids of him in return. Brittany is a raging bitch to the paparazzi and I have yet to see a flattering picture of her!

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  33. bemused | July 18, 2007 at 6:31 pm

    No police in Hollywood? They send Paris to jail but this creature is loose?

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  34. shanipie | July 18, 2007 at 6:33 pm

    eaglepupil, its not gonna happen…britney is a fat faced acne skinned greasy weaved skank who has to take it in the butt for the guy to feel anything, she could be sweet as hell to the pap but there couldn’t ever be a candid shot of her thats descent. She needs to be airbrushed for that lol.

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  35. wastedOne | July 18, 2007 at 6:42 pm

    reminds me of the “Blair Witch Project”

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  36. Swaggarts Gawd | July 18, 2007 at 6:44 pm

    Yea, the paps are pussies, they’d rather run than fight.

    Now try a little logic here, even though it’s unchartered territory for some of the posters here.

    What kind of person chases down a pussy that will not and/or can not defend themselves?

    I’ll give you Einsteins a clue.

    A person equally inept at fighting, capitalizing on the opportunity to, for once in their life, win a fight.

    How else could a sissy like this Gary whatever-his-name-is or David Beckham ever win a fight?

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  37. hmmm | July 18, 2007 at 6:47 pm

    Glad he did it. ALL those guys should be chased around for awhile. Scum of the earth.

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  38. Rick | July 18, 2007 at 6:52 pm

    “bust a U-turn, get me away from this guy”LMAO. yeah, whenever i see gary dourdan, i shit my pants. i bet he took one of those 6 weeks intensive martial arts workshops. dude’s lethal.

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  39. eaglepupil | July 18, 2007 at 6:53 pm

    Shanipie, true. You got me there–you can take the girl out of the trailer, but you can’t take the trailer out of the girl! Brittany probably doesn’t have a flattering side. Maybe that is what the Yorkie is for?

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  40. Danklin24 | July 18, 2007 at 7:17 pm

    This camera guy is a moron. He slammed me against the ground like dude, like like dude like like….

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  41. tylerdurden | July 18, 2007 at 7:21 pm

    Man, 40 comments and no one’s made the obvious joke about getting one of the CSI’s out? This is a sad day on the Internet :(

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  42. teddy | July 18, 2007 at 7:32 pm

    @41

    obvious? more like lame.

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  43. Kill Yourself | July 18, 2007 at 7:33 pm

    It’s awesome that there’s hypocritical assholes on here saying that this guy deserved what happened to him, yet they’re reading a website that thrives off of pictures of celebrities taken by paparazzi. Way to go!

    And for the record, this guy in no way deserved to be chased all over town afraid for his life. Celebrities know EXACTLY what they’re getting into, and ever notice that the ones who live relatively normal lives aren’t photographed everywhere they go? It’s only the ones who make a spectacle of themselves and WANT to be photographed.

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  44. Bobslobber | July 18, 2007 at 7:33 pm

    Last I checked, assaulting someone in America was still a crime, whether committed by a celebrity or not. It doesn’t matter if you’re assaulting the devil. It’s still a crime. There is no excuse for justifying this attack, even if it was provoked.

    Celebrities are subject to the law, they’re not above it, and Mr. Dourdan should go to jail.

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  45. Val | July 18, 2007 at 7:53 pm

    What the hell ?!! I think this is fake… Did you actually see the pap get beat up? No!! when he is running you can’t see Dourdan eather !!! Who sais this pappo isn’t just looking for attention and faking this, wouldn’t be the first anyway. He’s just yelling and screaming, wow nice evidence cry baby, whatever

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  46. Val | July 18, 2007 at 7:55 pm

    What the hell ?!! I think this is fake… Did you actually see the pap get beat up? No!! when he is running you can’t see Dourdan eather !!! Who sais this pappo isn’t just looking for attention and faking this, wouldn’t be the first anyway. He’s just yelling and screaming, wow nice evidence cry baby, whatever

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  47. scottdavis | July 18, 2007 at 7:57 pm

    Save your sanctimonous spiel, Bobslobber, Dourdan isn’t going to jail. Celebrities exist in a different orbit from everybody else.

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  48. Bobslobber | July 18, 2007 at 8:10 pm

    “Celebrities exist in a different orbit from everybody else.”

    Says you. Meanwhile, this blog continues to document Paris Hilton’s legal troubles, Nicole Richie’s legal troubles, Britney Spears’ visits from Protective Services, etc.

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  49. El Rafa | July 18, 2007 at 8:17 pm

    I read on another site, it’s like a bad Blair Witch video. Spot F-ing on! Did you see Gary chase the pap? Did you see anything that resembled an attack?

    To the first poster, please remove your head from inside your ass and watch the video. Can’t wait to see the headlines at TMZ about the trial of the century only to have the judge call the pap a pu$$y, and fine him for wasting the courts time.

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  50. kati | July 18, 2007 at 8:19 pm

    i live right around that corner on sunset and laurel canyon. he must have been at that stupid club hyde.

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