Gary Coleman has a shitty life

July 2nd, 2009 // 54 Comments

Gary Coleman’s 23-year-old bride Shannon Price decided it was time for an old-fashioned midget smackdown and was arrested for domestic violence last night. TMZ reports:

According to the sheriff’s website, Shannon Price was booked for the two misdemeanors at 8:32 PM and then released on $1,205 bond.
Cops tell us Shannon allegedly broke household items belonging to Gary and that he was not physically harmed.

I love how the police are obviously covering for him because it sucks enough that he’s Gary Coleman, so why let everybody know his wife used him as a human kickball until he bounced into the cordless phone and dialed 911 while careening off the oven? Give the poor man-ball some privacy.

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  1. Maybe she is a really good cook.

  2. blp

    holy shit, you could have put some warning in the title! Their relationship must have had a strict 2 bag rule.

  3. mikeock

    This is going to come out all wrong, but why would a young reasonably attractive white girl be attracted to an old, washed up black midget?

  4. McFeely Smackup

    I thought they got divorced like a year ago. wtf?

  5. blp

    Every time I refresh the page I have my trigger finger on the End key to avoid that picture. Dayumn!

  6. shellibelli

    you know I ve seen the way he treats her, Im sure he deserved it.

  7. sierra

    their children would look like tanned leprechauns.

  8. Gary Coleman vs. Shannon Price Video! LOL

  9. Amy

    She wouldn’t. She probably thought she’d get some money (royalties) and then started kicking him around when she realized she was married to a broke midget. I know I would. He looks like a gremlin.

  10. Chomper

    Good lord the teeth and gums on that thing. Did he race her at the Kentucky Derby?

  11. Amy

    Oops (above comment in reply to #3)

  12. One L

    Um… Does anyone see her? Cause she looks like a r-tard.

  13. Really?

    I thought he died.

  14. Moto Rola

    She appears to be a biter.

  15. Jesse Jackson

    Dude…midget tossing is fucking fun….imagine how much more fun midget shit kicking is? I say let her walk.

  16. Beastman AIDS

    I say her tooth to gum ratio is atrocious.

  17. She got casted for Excorcist IV as the Spawn Bitch of Satan
    “Huanting of the Gums”

    Man….if Mini-Me can get a fairly attractive chick you would think Gary could at least pull some decent, d-celebrity, attention seeking whore-model.
    …wait a second…..Lindsay Loahn?!?!?!?!
    Perfect

  18. ktb ( . )( . )

    Wow, who in their right minds have them on a television show in the first place?

    @10…well done!

  19. shannon price has horrible teeth

  20. marco polo

    Gary Coleman is a god. What’s he doing being smacked about by this trailer trash piece of shite!???

  21. batwings McCorsky

    Is she Vincent Price’s progeny from when he dipped his throbbing wand into Linda’s Blair’s demonic alter ego?

  22. TJ

    It looks like her face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a pitchfork.

  23. Urbanspaceman

    She’s English, right? House of Windsor?

  24. 1moreidiotintheworld

    A midget and a donkey……….. wait a minute, I saw that one on my last visit to Tijuana…..

  25. Trench

    One look at that goblin & I could’ve told you he has a shitty fucking life.

  26. Trench

    @3 – are you looking at the same picture I am? This hag looks like a ginger Olive Oyl.

  27. yikes

    Oh my word.

  28. weirdo

    #3 are you fucking blind? Reasonably attractive? Try definately repulsive! It looks like a cross between Pipi Longstocking and Mary Hartman beaten with a HUGE ugly stick. I would’nt tap that with Arnolds little wanger!

  29. joe

    She is the ugliest person ever!

  30. CakeSnifferer

    Hey isn’t there some old red haired woman named Price that shows up here now and then? Are they related?

    I hope, HOPE, that’s just a bad picture of Ms. Price.

  31. SlowMonkey

    If Alien vs Predator was a school play, they would have the Leads.

  32. I’m amazed they’re still together. I figured they had divorced by now.

  33. SlowMonkey

    @33 Be Real. Who else are they going to get?

  34. Yeah

    That’s what you get for marrying Chucky. Seriously, though, I do feel bad for the guy.

  35. spinal

    Actually that picture is of Megan Fox and Zach Efron pre plastic surgery.

  36. Jibbly Biggins

    WTB – he is so ugly – how can anyone ever consider having sex with him?

  37. datroof

    Yikes!

    Actually, in this pic

    http://thesuperficial.com/2008/04/gary_coleman_divorcing_only_wo.php

    she looks like she might have a pretty good rack.

    Even Gary Coleman doesn’t settle for a fat chick. Weird looking? No problemo! But fat? What choo talking bout Willis!

  38. white midget

    Nigger midget. What else is there to say?

  39. Darth

    What’s his union saying about this? Or isn’t there any union for mistreated midgets?

  40. Nero

    Stress hormones make the meat more tender.What’s the recipe?

  41. dude

    shannon price should get dental work done. after that she’d be actually quite fuckin doable and wouldn’t have to resort to that retarded midget.

  42. obannion

    Shannon Price…you know, the youtube sensation who wants you to hit her up on her motha fuckin myspace if you got n e thing to say http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTosQerWBzU

  43. lol.

    Funniest commentary from SuperfishW in a long time….

  44. Willis

    Whatchu talkin bout Wilis?!

    Can you imagine how many times Gary hears that line? I’m surprised he hasn’t murdered someone yet… fo real.

  45. ppl whom are so fanscinated by celebrity, to go so far as to sleep with it no matter what ? or is this real and true love – If there are women who fall in love with serial killer’s anything is possible.

    Both of them being extremely ugly people, they may satisfy a certain mutual itch ?

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  46. ppl whom are so fanscinated by celebrity, to go so far as to sleep with it no matter what ? or is this real and true love – If there are women who fall in love with serial killer’s anything is possible.

    Both of them being extremely ugly people, they may satisfy a certain mutual itch ?

    I’m looking for cool ppl who really understand the concept of “cool” to help build a non-religious yet spiritual organization for the coming centuaries. Our website is pretty mediocore for the moment , we know that – but it is done free by a gentlemen whom has a chronic mental illness, and thats what we’re about everybody gets at least a chance, we need creative people to help us grow ?
    http://www.stompouthate.org

  47. kyle1988

    I am just a bit curious..the magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported her profile was found on the famous free dating club for cougars and young men
    ~~~~~~~~~~kissCougar.com ~~~~~~~~~~ last week and she was seeking her darling there. wow!!

  48. youdumbass

    actually, if you want people to leave gary coleman alone, why dont you start with yourself?

  49. Dr. Shan

    Just goes to show that white girls are stupid and EASY! She must be twins with the white girl who married Ike Turner!

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