Gary Coleman’s 23-year-old bride Shannon Price decided it was time for an old-fashioned midget smackdown and was arrested for domestic violence last night. TMZ reports:
According to the sheriff’s website, Shannon Price was booked for the two misdemeanors at 8:32 PM and then released on $1,205 bond.
Cops tell us Shannon allegedly broke household items belonging to Gary and that he was not physically harmed.
I love how the police are obviously covering for him because it sucks enough that he’s Gary Coleman, so why let everybody know his wife used him as a human kickball until he bounced into the cordless phone and dialed 911 while careening off the oven? Give the poor man-ball some privacy.
eattrn | July 2, 2009 at 3:16 pm
Maybe she is a really good cook.
blp | July 2, 2009 at 3:19 pm
holy shit, you could have put some warning in the title! Their relationship must have had a strict 2 bag rule.
mikeock | July 2, 2009 at 3:21 pm
This is going to come out all wrong, but why would a young reasonably attractive white girl be attracted to an old, washed up black midget?
McFeely Smackup | July 2, 2009 at 3:21 pm
I thought they got divorced like a year ago. wtf?
blp | July 2, 2009 at 3:24 pm
Every time I refresh the page I have my trigger finger on the End key to avoid that picture. Dayumn!
shellibelli | July 2, 2009 at 3:29 pm
you know I ve seen the way he treats her, Im sure he deserved it.
sierra | July 2, 2009 at 3:30 pm
their children would look like tanned leprechauns.
mixedmartialartvideos.com | July 2, 2009 at 3:31 pm
Gary Coleman vs. Shannon Price Video! LOL
Amy | July 2, 2009 at 3:33 pm
She wouldn’t. She probably thought she’d get some money (royalties) and then started kicking him around when she realized she was married to a broke midget. I know I would. He looks like a gremlin.
Chomper | July 2, 2009 at 3:34 pm
Good lord the teeth and gums on that thing. Did he race her at the Kentucky Derby?
Amy | July 2, 2009 at 3:35 pm
Oops (above comment in reply to #3)
One L | July 2, 2009 at 3:39 pm
Um… Does anyone see her? Cause she looks like a r-tard.
Really? | July 2, 2009 at 3:47 pm
I thought he died.
Moto Rola | July 2, 2009 at 3:50 pm
She appears to be a biter.
Jesse Jackson | July 2, 2009 at 3:52 pm
Dude…midget tossing is fucking fun….imagine how much more fun midget shit kicking is? I say let her walk.
Beastman AIDS | July 2, 2009 at 4:15 pm
I say her tooth to gum ratio is atrocious.
JaidinPaidin | July 2, 2009 at 4:21 pm
She got casted for Excorcist IV as the Spawn Bitch of Satan
“Huanting of the Gums”
Man….if Mini-Me can get a fairly attractive chick you would think Gary could at least pull some decent, d-celebrity, attention seeking whore-model.
…wait a second…..Lindsay Loahn?!?!?!?!
Perfect
ROUGH daddy | July 2, 2009 at 4:34 pm
Oy vey!!!
ktb ( . )( . ) | July 2, 2009 at 4:35 pm
Wow, who in their right minds have them on a television show in the first place?
@10…well done!
ultimatenerd22 | July 2, 2009 at 4:45 pm
shannon price has horrible teeth
marco polo | July 2, 2009 at 4:59 pm
Gary Coleman is a god. What’s he doing being smacked about by this trailer trash piece of shite!???
batwings McCorsky | July 2, 2009 at 5:02 pm
Is she Vincent Price’s progeny from when he dipped his throbbing wand into Linda’s Blair’s demonic alter ego?
TJ | July 2, 2009 at 5:38 pm
It looks like her face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a pitchfork.
Urbanspaceman | July 2, 2009 at 5:52 pm
She’s English, right? House of Windsor?
1moreidiotintheworld | July 2, 2009 at 6:15 pm
A midget and a donkey……….. wait a minute, I saw that one on my last visit to Tijuana…..
Trench | July 2, 2009 at 8:00 pm
One look at that goblin & I could’ve told you he has a shitty fucking life.
Trench | July 2, 2009 at 8:01 pm
@3 – are you looking at the same picture I am? This hag looks like a ginger Olive Oyl.
yikes | July 2, 2009 at 8:27 pm
Oh my word.
weirdo | July 2, 2009 at 8:35 pm
#3 are you fucking blind? Reasonably attractive? Try definately repulsive! It looks like a cross between Pipi Longstocking and Mary Hartman beaten with a HUGE ugly stick. I would’nt tap that with Arnolds little wanger!
joe | July 2, 2009 at 8:38 pm
She is the ugliest person ever!
CakeSnifferer | July 2, 2009 at 8:56 pm
Hey isn’t there some old red haired woman named Price that shows up here now and then? Are they related?
I hope, HOPE, that’s just a bad picture of Ms. Price.
SlowMonkey | July 2, 2009 at 10:49 pm
If Alien vs Predator was a school play, they would have the Leads.
Julie Wein | July 2, 2009 at 11:13 pm
I’m amazed they’re still together. I figured they had divorced by now.
SlowMonkey | July 3, 2009 at 12:37 am
@33 Be Real. Who else are they going to get?
Yeah | July 3, 2009 at 1:29 am
That’s what you get for marrying Chucky. Seriously, though, I do feel bad for the guy.
spinal | July 3, 2009 at 1:57 am
Actually that picture is of Megan Fox and Zach Efron pre plastic surgery.
Jibbly Biggins | July 3, 2009 at 3:30 am
WTB – he is so ugly – how can anyone ever consider having sex with him?
datroof | July 3, 2009 at 5:32 am
Yikes!
Actually, in this pic
http://thesuperficial.com/2008/04/gary_coleman_divorcing_only_wo.php
she looks like she might have a pretty good rack.
Even Gary Coleman doesn’t settle for a fat chick. Weird looking? No problemo! But fat? What choo talking bout Willis!
white midget | July 3, 2009 at 6:24 am
Nigger midget. What else is there to say?
Darth | July 3, 2009 at 7:14 am
What’s his union saying about this? Or isn’t there any union for mistreated midgets?
Nero | July 3, 2009 at 7:23 am
Stress hormones make the meat more tender.What’s the recipe?
dude | July 3, 2009 at 8:40 am
shannon price should get dental work done. after that she’d be actually quite fuckin doable and wouldn’t have to resort to that retarded midget.
obannion | July 3, 2009 at 10:31 am
Shannon Price…you know, the youtube sensation who wants you to hit her up on her motha fuckin myspace if you got n e thing to say http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTosQerWBzU
lol. | July 3, 2009 at 8:45 pm
Funniest commentary from SuperfishW in a long time….
Willis | July 5, 2009 at 12:05 am
Whatchu talkin bout Wilis?!
Can you imagine how many times Gary hears that line? I’m surprised he hasn’t murdered someone yet… fo real.
herbisme | July 5, 2009 at 4:57 pm
ppl whom are so fanscinated by celebrity, to go so far as to sleep with it no matter what ? or is this real and true love – If there are women who fall in love with serial killer’s anything is possible.
Both of them being extremely ugly people, they may satisfy a certain mutual itch ?
I’m looking for cool ppl who really understand the concept of “cool” to help build a non-religious yet spiritual organization for the coming centuaries. Our website is pretty mediocore for the moment , we know that – but it is done free by a gentlemen whom has a chronic mental illness, and thats what we’re about everybody gets at least a chance, we need creative people to help us grow ?
http://www.stompouthate.org
herbisme | July 5, 2009 at 4:57 pm
ppl whom are so fanscinated by celebrity, to go so far as to sleep with it no matter what ? or is this real and true love – If there are women who fall in love with serial killer’s anything is possible.
Both of them being extremely ugly people, they may satisfy a certain mutual itch ?
I’m looking for cool ppl who really understand the concept of “cool” to help build a non-religious yet spiritual organization for the coming centuaries. Our website is pretty mediocore for the moment , we know that – but it is done free by a gentlemen whom has a chronic mental illness, and thats what we’re about everybody gets at least a chance, we need creative people to help us grow ?
http://www.stompouthate.org
kyle1988 | July 5, 2009 at 10:25 pm
I am just a bit curious..the magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported her profile was found on the famous free dating club for cougars and young men
~~~~~~~~~~kissCougar.com ~~~~~~~~~~ last week and she was seeking her darling there. wow!!
youdumbass | July 12, 2009 at 6:04 pm
actually, if you want people to leave gary coleman alone, why dont you start with yourself?
Dr. Shan | August 13, 2009 at 5:30 pm
Just goes to show that white girls are stupid and EASY! She must be twins with the white girl who married Ike Turner!