UPDATE: Gary Coleman could be our next celebrity death

January 6th, 2010 // 26 Comments

Gary Coleman was rushed to the hospital this morning, according to TMZ:

We’re told Coleman was transported at 8:03 AM from Custom Hotel in Los Angeles where he was staying.
His rep is still trying to confirm what happened — but people who were with Coleman told the rep there were signs of a seizure.

Dammit. Wrong midget again, God. Is it really that hard to hit Tila Tequila? I know she’s ridiculously tiny, so if that’s the case, just be upfront with us. No one’s here to judge.

UPDATE: And he’s okay!

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Comments (26)

  1. DJ Sirloin | January 6, 2010 at 12:54 pm

    Can you die from being a virgin too long?

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  2. shiro | January 6, 2010 at 1:11 pm

    i wonder if he’s still a virgin. a MARRIED virgin, figure that shit out.

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  3. Just you watch | January 6, 2010 at 1:13 pm

    One day you too will die, Fish.
    And on that day, I will start a blog and poke fun at your grieving family.

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  4. Matrim | January 6, 2010 at 1:18 pm

    @3> …and he won’t give two shits as he’ll be dead, and his family won’t give two shits because they won’t be trolling gossip sites looking for dirt on the Fish.

    And, for the record, Tila loses all sympathy (at least from me) because of the way she’s acting.

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  5. morbid man | January 6, 2010 at 1:19 pm

    crap we are a morbid species! we get off on hearing about celebrities have died. some ***hole even wrote a friggin’ iphone to alert you when celebrities die: http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/celeb-r-i-p/id324950904?mt=8

    come on people, let’s try to focus on less morbid subjects. please?

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  6. r k | January 6, 2010 at 1:32 pm

    I am beginning to wonder if we need a wooden stake to finish *some* people off.

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  7. Dyldo Mcfistenstein | January 6, 2010 at 1:38 pm

    Whachootalkinbout Willis?

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  8. DJ Sirloin | January 6, 2010 at 1:44 pm

    Maybe that’s what sent him to the hospital, 40+ years of backed-upness could give one seizures upon release….

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  9. SO RIGHT | January 6, 2010 at 1:48 pm

    This made me laugh OUT LOUD!!! ha ha ha

    “Dammit. Wrong midget again, God. Is it really that hard to hit Tila Tequila? I know she’s ridiculously tiny, so if that’s the case, just be upfront with us. No one’s here to judge”.

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  10. cc | January 6, 2010 at 1:50 pm

    I just read that Tila’s fiance was dead ‘for days’ before she was discovered. Tila’s concern didn’t extend beyond making a call and sending a couple of hundred tweets.

    The fact that TT exists is ample proof that there is no God.

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  11. Sport | January 6, 2010 at 2:10 pm

    Glad Gary is OK, it means I am still in the running in the Dead Pool (points at Lohan.)

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  12. you people are too funny | January 6, 2010 at 2:32 pm

    #4, Tila gives a fuck about your sympathy.

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  13. crusty | January 6, 2010 at 2:51 pm

    Im glad hes ok. I really liked Gary as a kid, he was a very talented individual. Unfortunate how he got screwed over by Hollywood and his parents, now to arrive at middle age having peaked years ago. Hope the guy can make a comeback one day, and be less angry, truly talented superstar in his own right, a little fuc#@ed up, but who isn’t?

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  14. Hmmmm | January 6, 2010 at 3:59 pm

    Ooof, that is not a good picture of him; looks like the window zombie from 28 Days Later: http://moviesmedia.ign.com/movies/image/28dayslater-infected.jpg

    =-O !!

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  15. SO RIGHT | January 6, 2010 at 4:22 pm

    #13 — are you kidding me???? ha ha ha ha ha ha

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  16. electronic cigarette | January 6, 2010 at 4:24 pm

    Love your website.Tons of very interesting articles you have to read…keep it up!

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  17. See Alice | January 6, 2010 at 5:18 pm

    The Dumbass probably forgot to breath …..

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  18. you're an asshole | January 6, 2010 at 6:12 pm

    I am glad he’s okay, he’s had medical problems all of his life.

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  19. you're an asshole | January 6, 2010 at 6:13 pm

    I am glad he’s okay, he’s had medical problems all of his life.

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  20. Tanzarian | January 6, 2010 at 6:45 pm

    Looks like a zombie here.

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  21. Beckster | January 6, 2010 at 7:15 pm

    Seriously – no one has yet made a morbid reference alluding to him having a “Different Stroke” yet?

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  22. OJ | January 6, 2010 at 9:13 pm

    I still like him better than genetic garbage Danny Devito…

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  23. winter olympics | January 6, 2010 at 9:43 pm

    I hope Gary gets well soon, hope the best to him.

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  24. Narcissist | January 9, 2010 at 9:04 pm

    Gary got a bum deal. He took lemons and made lemonade, then someone stole the lemonade : (

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  26. josh pouts | March 9, 2010 at 2:44 pm

    gary coleman….nooooooo! what has the world become when a crazyass black midget man has life troubles….oh god ill never get to sleep tonight!

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