UPDATE: Gary Coleman could be our next celebrity death

Gary Coleman was rushed to the hospital this morning, according to TMZ:

We’re told Coleman was transported at 8:03 AM from Custom Hotel in Los Angeles where he was staying.
His rep is still trying to confirm what happened — but people who were with Coleman told the rep there were signs of a seizure.

Dammit. Wrong midget again, God. Is it really that hard to hit Tila Tequila? I know she’s ridiculously tiny, so if that’s the case, just be upfront with us. No one’s here to judge.

UPDATE: And he’s okay!

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