UPDATE: Gary Coleman could be our next celebrity death

January 6th, 2010 // 26 Comments

Gary Coleman was rushed to the hospital this morning, according to TMZ:

We’re told Coleman was transported at 8:03 AM from Custom Hotel in Los Angeles where he was staying.
His rep is still trying to confirm what happened — but people who were with Coleman told the rep there were signs of a seizure.

Dammit. Wrong midget again, God. Is it really that hard to hit Tila Tequila? I know she’s ridiculously tiny, so if that’s the case, just be upfront with us. No one’s here to judge.

UPDATE: And he’s okay!

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  1. DJ Sirloin

    Can you die from being a virgin too long?

  2. shiro

    i wonder if he’s still a virgin. a MARRIED virgin, figure that shit out.

  3. Just you watch

    One day you too will die, Fish.
    And on that day, I will start a blog and poke fun at your grieving family.

  4. Matrim

    @3> …and he won’t give two shits as he’ll be dead, and his family won’t give two shits because they won’t be trolling gossip sites looking for dirt on the Fish.

    And, for the record, Tila loses all sympathy (at least from me) because of the way she’s acting.

  5. morbid man

    crap we are a morbid species! we get off on hearing about celebrities have died. some ***hole even wrote a friggin’ iphone to alert you when celebrities die: http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/celeb-r-i-p/id324950904?mt=8

    come on people, let’s try to focus on less morbid subjects. please?

  6. r k

    I am beginning to wonder if we need a wooden stake to finish *some* people off.

  7. Dyldo Mcfistenstein

    Whachootalkinbout Willis?

  8. DJ Sirloin

    Maybe that’s what sent him to the hospital, 40+ years of backed-upness could give one seizures upon release….

  9. SO RIGHT

    This made me laugh OUT LOUD!!! ha ha ha

    “Dammit. Wrong midget again, God. Is it really that hard to hit Tila Tequila? I know she’s ridiculously tiny, so if that’s the case, just be upfront with us. No one’s here to judge”.

  10. cc

    I just read that Tila’s fiance was dead ‘for days’ before she was discovered. Tila’s concern didn’t extend beyond making a call and sending a couple of hundred tweets.

    The fact that TT exists is ample proof that there is no God.

  11. Sport

    Glad Gary is OK, it means I am still in the running in the Dead Pool (points at Lohan.)

  12. you people are too funny

    #4, Tila gives a fuck about your sympathy.

  13. crusty

    Im glad hes ok. I really liked Gary as a kid, he was a very talented individual. Unfortunate how he got screwed over by Hollywood and his parents, now to arrive at middle age having peaked years ago. Hope the guy can make a comeback one day, and be less angry, truly talented superstar in his own right, a little fuc#@ed up, but who isn’t?

  14. Hmmmm

    Ooof, that is not a good picture of him; looks like the window zombie from 28 Days Later: http://moviesmedia.ign.com/movies/image/28dayslater-infected.jpg

    =-O !!

  15. SO RIGHT

    #13 — are you kidding me???? ha ha ha ha ha ha

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  17. See Alice

    The Dumbass probably forgot to breath …..

  18. you're an asshole

    I am glad he’s okay, he’s had medical problems all of his life.

  19. you're an asshole

    I am glad he’s okay, he’s had medical problems all of his life.

  20. Tanzarian

    Looks like a zombie here.

  21. Beckster

    Seriously – no one has yet made a morbid reference alluding to him having a “Different Stroke” yet?

  22. OJ

    I still like him better than genetic garbage Danny Devito…

  23. I hope Gary gets well soon, hope the best to him.

  24. Gary got a bum deal. He took lemons and made lemonade, then someone stole the lemonade : (

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  26. josh pouts

    gary coleman….nooooooo! what has the world become when a crazyass black midget man has life troubles….oh god ill never get to sleep tonight!

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