Gary Coleman arrested for domestic violence

January 25th, 2010 // 47 Comments

Seen here taking the world’s angriest midget mugshot, Gary Coleman was arrested on domestic violence in Utah on Saturday. E! News reports:

Coleman’s latest arrest follows his wife’s bust last July for suspicion of domestic violence and disorderly conduct in the same Utah town.
The duo, who married in August 2007, had already started divorce proceedings and made an appearance on Divorce Court in 2008. They had since reconciled…until Saturday’s squabble.

Okay, let’s be realistic here, who is Gary Coleman really committing any type of traumatic domestic violence against? A shoe? The leg of a coffee table? Small kittens? C’mon. If I was the first officer on the scene and someone told me Gary Coleman assaulted them, I’d shoot them for wasting my time. Or suggest they buy shin guards if I’ve got Internal Affairs breathing down my neck.

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  1. stupidass

    “you gonna get raped”

  2. Danny

    Yoda? anyone? or just me?:P

  3. mamamiasweetpeaches

    Wasnt he on his deathbed a few weeks ago? I could have sworn I read that HERE!

    Whoi the Hel gets beat down b\y Gary Coleman and admits it? I could kick hoim in the balls and send him flying into the next town over.

    He looks mega-creepy here. They should let him “star” in a horror movie franchise. You know: Like “Chucky”, or “Leprecauhn” did.

  4. Ringling Brother

    This thing looks a whole lot like a chimpanzee. The woman who married him must be insane.

  5. Sara

    Stop giving that “WHATCHA TALKIN’ ‘BOUT WILLIS” face.

  6. Dianne

    Whoa, what a scarey picture…

  7. Rough's goodwill tour

    Gary have good hair!

  8. What choo talkin’ ’bout Superficial.

    This looks more sad than menacing. He should try the Andy Dick 08 look:
    http://thesuperficial.com/2008/07/andy_dick_arrested_for_pulling.php

  9. LPB

    Just go get on the roof of the car, like when a dog chases you.

  10. Coco

    It’s Mini Darth Maul!!!!

  11. SO RIGHT

    Yeah – he’s a real big threat. If I were his wife I’d just throw a sack over him and tie it up.

  12. sunshine

    That’s one angry little Yoda face.

  13. Willie Dixon

    @2, and 12 – thought the exact same. “A sandwich you will make me, or slap you I will.”"

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  15. Pablito

    Yes # 2. I thought the same thing. Definitely Yoda!

  16. abby

    hahahaha

  17. Name (required):

    X3 on the Yoda.
    In jail I am.

  18. 2nd worst mug shot, next to this one of Brian Peppers:

    http://www.snopes.com/photos/people/peppers.asp

    Yes, that one will keep you awake at night.

  19. jalin

    That is one pissed off dwarf….

    .

  20. black jesus

    i liked that joke, reminded me of MNFTIU

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  22. black jesus

    i liked that joke, reminded me of MNFTIU

  23. lisa

    Yoda!!!

  24. Nic

    Ya… he looks pissed. But I am can almost make a Whatcha talkin about look to.. Whatcha talkin about po po? He still looks 12

  25. faded

    @ 2: Exactly. Dude looks like Black Yoda.

  26. jew

    Dude looks like a mini black bucket

  27. Mister Mister

    @4 … unless she likes fucking chimps, which judging by the evidence she must.

  28. Turtle Lovin'

    He looks like a demon gnome. I hear that he’s a miserable little mean person in real life and always has been. He’s very bitter about his career (or lack of one) and lashes out at anyone over it.

  29. Winifred

    THIS IS WHAT WILLIS WAS TALKING ABOUT!

  30. IKE

    Who in their right f*ckin’ mind would arrest MASTER YODA??? Let the mind tricks commence!

  31. Chicken Fillet

    Yoda?? I thought the local Zoo had given the chimps a term of conditional leave and one got in a little trouble.

    That’s one ugly god damned piece of humanity(if you can call it that) right there!

  32. Darth Vader

    Come to the dark side Yoda….

    Oh sorry you already have…. my bad!

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    Yoda? More like the troll from trilogy of terror.

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    Man, life has been rough on Webster.

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  38. bmose

    Last I heard, he was STILL a virgin. Bitch ain’t never gonna put out.

  39. his wife looks like a man. they are both crazy and both been arrested for domestic abuse over the last year.

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    Stop acting like white people dont get arrested. And you all are crazy as hell. Look at all the things you guys do. President Clinton couldnt even do right. So remember that.

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