Gary Coleman and wife on Divorce Court

Gary Coleman’s episode of Divorce Court aired today (video after the jump) and there’s nothing like seeing a giant redhead describe the child-like antics of Arnold Drummond. For those of you who missed Monday’s post, here’s how Gary’s wife Shannon describes his temper:

“If he doesn’t get his way, he throws a temper tantrum like a five-year-old does. He like stomps the floor and yells, ‘Meehhhh,’ and starts throwing stuff around. He bashes his head in the wall, too.”

You know who else likes to headbutt? Amy Winehouse. I hear she’s getting a divorce, too. Maybe Amy and Gary can work some rebound magic which, according to legend, will unleash Armageddon. Woo-hoo! Bring on some Four Horsemen, baby!

UPDATE: Okay, my Wii started working again so I’m no longer bored. Can I, uh, get a rain check on that Apocalypse? There’s gotta be a reset button somewhere like the Pope’s butt crack or something. I dunno go way. Mario Karting. Turtle shells are cool!