Gary Coleman and wife on Divorce Court

May 1st, 2008 // 24 Comments

Gary Coleman’s episode of Divorce Court aired today (video after the jump) and there’s nothing like seeing a giant redhead describe the child-like antics of Arnold Drummond. For those of you who missed Monday’s post, here’s how Gary’s wife Shannon describes his temper:

“If he doesn’t get his way, he throws a temper tantrum like a five-year-old does. He like stomps the floor and yells, ‘Meehhhh,’ and starts throwing stuff around. He bashes his head in the wall, too.”

You know who else likes to headbutt? Amy Winehouse. I hear she’s getting a divorce, too. Maybe Amy and Gary can work some rebound magic which, according to legend, will unleash Armageddon. Woo-hoo! Bring on some Four Horsemen, baby!

UPDATE: Okay, my Wii started working again so I’m no longer bored. Can I, uh, get a rain check on that Apocalypse? There’s gotta be a reset button somewhere like the Pope’s butt crack or something. I dunno go way. Mario Karting. Turtle shells are cool!

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  1. Mr.Xaxaxa

    xaxaxaxaxaxaxa

  2. Kathleen

    Someone needs to shoot Gary Coleman.

  3. That chick is hot.

    I’d hit it.

  4. Gary

    Watchoo talkin’ ’bout, cracker-ass-cracker?

  5. jesse

    Holy shit, Gary Coleman and Amy Crackhouse.. It’s so perfect, yet so wrong.

  6. hahaha

    @3, if by hot, you mean hot tranny mess, you are correct. hit it with a baseball bat.

  7. woodhorse

    I don’t know whose side to take. On one hand, she should have learned her lines better. On the other hand, who could know the elderly shrink so much?

  8. justifiable

    Even at 4 feet two inches he can’t get over himself.

  9. identity hidden to protect self

    Oooooooooh, this is sooooooooo interesting!!!!!!!!

    A few things you might want to read up on…………..

    Richie Sambora to replace Bret Michaels on Rock Of Love. Or they’ll appear together and brush eachothers hair while finding new ways to wear bandanas

    Britney Blew $61 Million last year; 12 guys..

    Tom Cruise sends Katie Holmes to Scientology’s version of Guantanamo..

    Mother Madonna whoring out to Justin Timberlake..

  10. evil avon lady

    #6 She looks like someone steppped on her face. And she needs Rogaine.

  11. incredulous

    She’s afraid he’s out having sex with other women???? Are you shitting me?

    Yeah, Gary, because God knows every woman wants a sex leprechaun like you.

  12. FromOutOfNoWhere

    She is definitely hot. This girl got back, she can do way better then Gary Coleman.

  13. Fish Dude,

    You must be new here. We do not go from Mariah Carey and her smoken hot body and great rack to a troll and a whacked out tranny (no offense TT). You work up not down with the stories. You start with a Amy Whinewhore story, then Gary, maybe a Kim K post and you end the day with Mariah.

  14. The judge should have ruled that she’s not hot, but not so bad looking that she has to hook up with a mud person.

  15. FRIST, who was TB??

  16. I meant how was TB??

  17. Judge Wapner

    I object. I object to Coleman’s height…or lack of height.

  18. Check yer mail. Oh, and #14, was not me..

  19. Prof

    LOL…He stomps the floor and yells, ‘Meehhhh,’…bashes his head in the wall, too. That shits funny no matter who you are!

  20. jt

    this is one classy show.

  21. justifiable

    #19 I would fucking PAY To see him do that in the candy aisle at the supermarket.

  22. john

    what you talking about divorce court

  23. ……………………but was it HOT over there?

  24. NY Ted

    HEY!!! I fucked that red-headed pig when I was in Vegas…she is a Vegas Strip Whore! I’m not kidding! Makes sense…I mean who else would actually marry that little creepy what-ever-he-is-supposed-to-be!

    “What you talkin’ bout Willis”

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