Gary Coleman’s episode of Divorce Court aired today (video after the jump) and there’s nothing like seeing a giant redhead describe the child-like antics of Arnold Drummond. For those of you who missed Monday’s post, here’s how Gary’s wife Shannon describes his temper:
“If he doesn’t get his way, he throws a temper tantrum like a five-year-old does. He like stomps the floor and yells, ‘Meehhhh,’ and starts throwing stuff around. He bashes his head in the wall, too.”
You know who else likes to headbutt? Amy Winehouse. I hear she’s getting a divorce, too. Maybe Amy and Gary can work some rebound magic which, according to legend, will unleash Armageddon. Woo-hoo! Bring on some Four Horsemen, baby!
UPDATE: Okay, my Wii started working again so I’m no longer bored. Can I, uh, get a rain check on that Apocalypse? There’s gotta be a reset button somewhere like the Pope’s butt crack or something. I dunno go way. Mario Karting. Turtle shells are cool!
Mr.Xaxaxa | May 1, 2008 at 2:52 pm
xaxaxaxaxaxaxa
Kathleen | May 1, 2008 at 2:52 pm
Someone needs to shoot Gary Coleman.
BigBoneDaddy | May 1, 2008 at 2:52 pm
That chick is hot.
I’d hit it.
Gary | May 1, 2008 at 2:55 pm
Watchoo talkin’ ’bout, cracker-ass-cracker?
jesse | May 1, 2008 at 2:55 pm
Holy shit, Gary Coleman and Amy Crackhouse.. It’s so perfect, yet so wrong.
hahaha | May 1, 2008 at 3:05 pm
@3, if by hot, you mean hot tranny mess, you are correct. hit it with a baseball bat.
woodhorse | May 1, 2008 at 3:13 pm
I don’t know whose side to take. On one hand, she should have learned her lines better. On the other hand, who could know the elderly shrink so much?
justifiable | May 1, 2008 at 3:18 pm
Even at 4 feet two inches he can’t get over himself.
identity hidden to protect self | May 1, 2008 at 3:19 pm
Oooooooooh, this is sooooooooo interesting!!!!!!!!
A few things you might want to read up on…………..
Richie Sambora to replace Bret Michaels on Rock Of Love. Or they’ll appear together and brush eachothers hair while finding new ways to wear bandanas
Britney Blew $61 Million last year; 12 guys..
Tom Cruise sends Katie Holmes to Scientology’s version of Guantanamo..
Mother Madonna whoring out to Justin Timberlake..
evil avon lady | May 1, 2008 at 3:21 pm
#6 She looks like someone steppped on her face. And she needs Rogaine.
incredulous | May 1, 2008 at 3:23 pm
She’s afraid he’s out having sex with other women???? Are you shitting me?
Yeah, Gary, because God knows every woman wants a sex leprechaun like you.
FromOutOfNoWhere | May 1, 2008 at 3:24 pm
She is definitely hot. This girl got back, she can do way better then Gary Coleman.
Jimbo | May 1, 2008 at 3:29 pm
Fish Dude,
You must be new here. We do not go from Mariah Carey and her smoken hot body and great rack to a troll and a whacked out tranny (no offense TT). You work up not down with the stories. You start with a Amy Whinewhore story, then Gary, maybe a Kim K post and you end the day with Mariah.
FRIST!!! | May 1, 2008 at 3:31 pm
The judge should have ruled that she’s not hot, but not so bad looking that she has to hook up with a mud person.
Jimbo | May 1, 2008 at 3:38 pm
FRIST, who was TB??
Jimbo | May 1, 2008 at 3:39 pm
I meant how was TB??
Judge Wapner | May 1, 2008 at 3:57 pm
I object. I object to Coleman’s height…or lack of height.
FRIST!!! | May 1, 2008 at 4:00 pm
Check yer mail. Oh, and #14, was not me..
Prof | May 1, 2008 at 4:19 pm
LOL…He stomps the floor and yells, ‘Meehhhh,’…bashes his head in the wall, too. That shits funny no matter who you are!
jt | May 1, 2008 at 5:20 pm
this is one classy show.
justifiable | May 1, 2008 at 5:37 pm
#19 I would fucking PAY To see him do that in the candy aisle at the supermarket.
john | May 1, 2008 at 7:06 pm
what you talking about divorce court
gerard Vandenberg | May 2, 2008 at 12:29 am
……………………but was it HOT over there?
NY Ted | May 2, 2008 at 1:54 am
HEY!!! I fucked that red-headed pig when I was in Vegas…she is a Vegas Strip Whore! I’m not kidding! Makes sense…I mean who else would actually marry that little creepy what-ever-he-is-supposed-to-be!
“What you talkin’ bout Willis”