I have no idea how Gary Busey got a reputation as an out-of-control drug addict back in the day. From the way he describes it, he was perfectly reasonable in his approach to intoxicants. According to the National Enquirer:
Wildman Gary Busey had bottomed out big time when he went bow-wow-wowing for coke!
The Buddy Holly Story star who claims he’s been sober for years admits he went cuckoo for canine after his dog rolled in the priceless china white.
“I went in like a crop-duster with my nose flying first and snorted the cocaine off the dog,” Busey said in a recent interview.
But Busey got more than coke up his nose as he snorted dog stuff up as well.
“You get a little bugs, you get little hairs, you get grease and goo from the ground; it’s not at all a healthy thing to do.
“But when you’re an addict, you don’t think of health, you think about destruction of yourself unconsciously.”
That just seems like not being wasteful to me, but then that’s just the way I was raised. Whenever I tried to push the coke mirror away from me at the dinner table my mother would say, “Do you know how many children in Africa who go to bed every night without any blow? Three million, 287 thousand, four hundred and twenty two. And I’m controlling each and every one of them right now with my brain waves.”
*Sniff* That woman was a saint!
bah | October 23, 2008 at 6:02 pm
amazing
britney's weave | October 23, 2008 at 6:02 pm
now THAT is the original wonky eye.
bah | October 23, 2008 at 6:04 pm
i would pay 11.50 to watch gary busey do lines off a dog for 90 minutes.
TAKE NOTE HOLLYWOOD
jonny monstikio | October 23, 2008 at 6:17 pm
good thing he stopped all the destructive behavior before he did any damage to his looks…… oh
allison wonderland | October 23, 2008 at 6:18 pm
this post made me laugh so hard, fish.
so hard.
its me | October 23, 2008 at 6:19 pm
There was a day I’d have jumped on a dog to snort the coke off it. I have evolved since then. Now I would just smoke the puppy..
lordofthisworlrd | October 23, 2008 at 6:23 pm
I’m with you #6!
lordofthisworlrd | October 23, 2008 at 6:24 pm
I’m with you #6!
Jayger | October 23, 2008 at 6:30 pm
If the puppy were in pill form… maybe. I’m getting too old to recuperate from anything else.
its me | October 23, 2008 at 6:32 pm
Mmmmm, yummy satisfying yet highly addictive pills…..
nna gmaa | October 23, 2008 at 6:33 pm
uhm… you guys are all coke addicted cunts.
how dare you say you’d SMOKE a PUPPY.
wtf.
thats soooo fucked up. i suggest the next thing you do would be to check yourself into some kind of treatment center.
because you are a verry sick human.
i'd | October 23, 2008 at 6:44 pm
Hit it
its me | October 23, 2008 at 6:45 pm
#11 oh, don’t sit here and act like you wouldn’t smoke a puppy. You know you’d smoke a puppy.
roline | October 23, 2008 at 7:08 pm
cool
lame | October 23, 2008 at 7:08 pm
wow, that is one ugly dude!
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brue | October 23, 2008 at 7:18 pm
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I'm calling bullshit | October 23, 2008 at 7:28 pm
What? This can’t be true, everyone knows that Lindsay Lohan is the only one who snorts coke in Hollywood. She’s the bad one and everyone else is good.
I don’t know how, but she was somehow involved in this. Maybe she was gestating in Dina’s womb and Gary Busey somehow sensed it telepathically, causing him to snort coke off his dog in order to honor the goddess of coke that was about to be born.
If we could just get rid of Lindsay Lohan, who is 5’1″ of pure Irish evil, all morality and honor would be restored in this country. Hollywood professionals would be free to go about their work, building the character of our nation’s youth through upstanding programs like Ugly Betty.
sameshitdifferentyear | October 23, 2008 at 7:37 pm
A little early for Halloween, Gary.
Take off the melting-skeleton-zombie mask.
…Exactly what promises did he keep to end up like this?
Sport | October 23, 2008 at 7:43 pm
Looking good Gary. Luckily your lifestyle didn’t damage your body or face.
Hey is this Nick Nolte’s child or something?
Slipstream | October 23, 2008 at 7:51 pm
Gary Busey & The Soup Dog Lou
This clip shows you the morning after the night before.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_fQArZYI-4
So glad to be Canadian | October 23, 2008 at 8:30 pm
You ever wonder what cocaine would look like if it were a person? That.
Stiles | October 23, 2008 at 9:52 pm
Cocaine’s a helluvadrug.
stoplookingatme | October 23, 2008 at 10:03 pm
#21: I was just about to say he’s looking more and more like Willem Dafoe every day… but I’d compromise for a Dafoe/Nolte hybrid.
gerard Vandenberg | October 23, 2008 at 11:56 pm
……………………………HE’S AMERICAN, folks?
starship | October 24, 2008 at 12:14 am
Holy fuck, batman!
It’s like this asshat had a stroke every time he snorted a line.
AMG | October 24, 2008 at 12:15 am
Coke is sooo 1980s… I’m way too old for that shit nowadays.
However… I’ll definitely give a resounding second to the notions in #9 & 10 – pills make everyone happy… not to mention all warm and fuzzy.
Just remember that Jerry Lewis agrees – Percodan is everyone’s friend!
Phil Ashio | October 24, 2008 at 1:27 am
Tara Reid’s stomach = Gary Busey’s face
Bigo | October 24, 2008 at 9:56 am
Looking at his face makes me glad I never did drugs!!
Jeezy | October 24, 2008 at 10:02 am
China white is HEROIN!!! Fucking idiots…
Deacon Jones | October 24, 2008 at 10:44 am
Ahhh, I love the nose butter……
If I was famous, I’d be dead for sure
Deacon Jones | October 24, 2008 at 11:15 am
Oh, and @ 11. (pulls out hard on) Stick this in your mouth, I have zero tolerance for your kind today.
oogmar | October 24, 2008 at 7:04 pm
Yeah, China White is heroin, like Jeezy said. Jesus. Get your hards straight, kids.
meee | October 25, 2008 at 12:23 am
hahaha #29
what is wrong with his eyes? ones like twice the size of the other & it droops. & the lips? & teeth? what the hell is going on here?
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