Gargoyle Man: ‘I’m Not Dating Christina Aguilera’

The Superficial | October 27, 2010 - 3:14 pm

Seen here letting everyone know being married to a Mole-Person didn’t leave her with claws suited for subterranean burrowing, Christina Aguilera is not dating Samantha Ronson who just denied the rumors to TMZ this afternoon. Of course, this means one thing and one thing only: Christina Aguilera hates getting oral sex. Frankly, I didn’t think they still made women like that – outside of my ex who, in her defense, was dead inside – which makes me wonder what other mysteries of the human body exist out there. A barking man? Flipper children? Black people who aren’t good at sports? My God, the possibilities are endless…

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