‘Games of Thrones’ Honest Trailer And Other News

April 2nd, 2014 // 16 Comments
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WATCH: 'Game of Thrones' - Honest Trailer

- J.K. Rowling is writing new Harry Potter “megamovies” now. [Lainey Gossip]

- Banging Superman put Kaley Cuoco on the map. [Dlisted]

- A Woman’s Abs Are Something Like Magic [theCHIVE]

- Brittany Murphy‘s last movie has a trailer. [Fishwrapper]

- When naked selfies turn to murder: A (Mexican) Sweet Valley High Adventure. [The Frisky]

- Hello, Stacy Keibler‘s ass in yoga pants… [Popoholic]

- Sister, Sister premiered 20 years ago today and cue depression. [tooFab]

- Kate Upton is the new Anna Nicole Smith. [Hollywood Tuna]

- How the hell is Russia cloning woolly mammoths before us? [FilmDrunk]

- Rita Ora‘s side-boob is the cover of Elle. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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  1. brick

    I must say the GOT trailer was worth the 5 minutes! BEWBS!!!!

  2. dennis

    LOL…everyone connected to Sean Bean dies.

  3. Superficial & Honest Trailers – two of my favorite Internet time-wasters, together at last.

  4. Who gives a fuck about “Sister, Sister” ?

  5. MarketingMike

    Classic, thank you!

  6. MINOR, THUNDERINGLY OBVIOUS GAME OF THRONES SPOILER BELOW

    An honest question, one for which I expect those who frequent this Tits & Sociology Salon can provide a good answer: I recently got caught up on Game of Thrones. The first time I saw Jeofrey (sp?), the first thing that went through my mind, apropos of nothing yet at that point was, “Well, he’s meant to be inbred.” And I’m sure I wasn’t the only one. But the question is, why? What exactly is it about that kid’s face that screams inappropriate genetic commingling? The weird sense his teeth are set three inches too deep in his mouth?

  7. First, “Tits and Sociology Salon” needs its own tattoo.

    My take is that it’s because his dentition looks like baby teeth – since Jack Gleeson has a prominent nose and chin, and they’re on the small side, it can look like they’re set too far back. And his eyes are big, so they give an impression of abnormality if that’s been suggested. They’ve done a great job making Joffrey appear to be a Poster Child for Recessive Genetics.
    http://d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net/photos/large/603602106.jpg?1340412437

    • Dammit, that should read “recessive genes”. And it should stack under mcstex’s post. And I shouldn’t drink so much at lunch.

      • I didn’t mind “genetics” instead of “genes”. Was kinda obvious what you were trying to say. Capitalizing “Poster Child Recessive Genetics”, though, is inexcusable. The only cure is to cast Lindsay Lohan in Game of Thrones. That will eliminate all caps.

    • I knew it would be you, J — you gravitate to the deep and meaningful questions.

      Everything you said is true. But now try and imagine the casting call: “Needed for epic HBO historical series. Male, 12-17, to appear 14 in initial exposure. Must still have baby teeth and lend an uncomfortable sense parents once occupied same womb.”

      • Jeez, I read this stuff and get depressed that I didn’t go to college. Well, not so much that I didn’t go to college (‘cuz DAMN I had some fun in the 60′s) but unhappy that my brain doesn’t have all of the knowledge so many of you display here.

  8. Game of Thrones? Is that bathroom humor?
    Seriously, though, I’ve never seen this spank and boob fest, and harbor bottomless amusement at anyone who has.

  9. That was one of the best honest movies trailers laughed my ass off,

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