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Batman V Superman, along with Zack Snyder’s career, is getting its cock punched in on Rotten Tomatoes right now, which is really making me excited to spend three hours in a theater with other sexless nerds and parents bringing their kids to a movie where the marketing made it abundantly clear that Batman wants to make blood come out of Superman. It’s gonna be great. So to soften the blow, here’s Amy Adams and Gal Gadot kissing followed by an entire gallery of their breasts that’s not a grim-dark dark-grim all grimming up in your dark. With grim.

Fun Facts With Photo Boy: Jennifer Garner’s bullshit Christian movie Miracles From Heaven? 13% higher rating than Batman V Superman. Yeah…

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