Posted by Photo Boy
Since Halle Berry wants to move their child to France to punish Gabriel Aubry for slinging racial slurs at her (he didn’t) and assaulting a nanny (he didn’t), he’s now suing her for a tremendous amount in lawyer’s fees and child support. Via TMZ:
Gabriel Aubry is asking the judge in his custody war with Halle Berry for a half a million bucks in attorney’s fees, and $20,000 a month in child support,
What I take away from this is some sage wisdom. Fellas? By all means, if you’re able, impregnate a wealthy woman. Make sure she’s good and crazy too, that way you’re ensured that you won’t have to stay with her forever. And when the relationship ends, cha-CHING! I mean Jennifer Love Hewitt‘s out there willing to pay a stranger just to touch her vagina. Can you imagine what actual penetration is worth? Oh Jesus, what have I done? Gabriel! I’m so sorry. When she comes at you, and honestly you probably only have a few minutes at this point, tie a Tiffany bag to the end of a long stick and wave it back and forth. Then dial 911 and wait inside a circle of ice cream sandwiches and pray that she doesn’t eat through them before the police reach you. GODSPEED!