‘Furnch Fries!’

November 29th, 2010 // 50 Comments

A lot of people try to argue I write this site because I’m secretly jealous of celebrities which is, obviously, not true. I just hate everyone who isn’t me, that’s all. However, I will admit to being jealous in this case, and this case only, because there’s no way any of us will ever be as happy as Britney Spears in these photos without the aid of an extra chromosome. Seriously, can you even imagine what it’s like in her head right now? There are probably cars with wheels made out of “chockerlate” and everything.

Photos: Splash News


  1. Tanners

    FIRST!!! I love Brit Brit

  2. Britney Spears
    Sarah Palin = Gerald Ford in a dress
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s her “I will kill you and eat you” look

  3. Ezilla

    Second! Brit Brit sucks ass

  4. Nth! I want some FRENCH FRIES.

  5. Britney Spears
    Commented on this photo:

    “What yur lookin at!? It’s hard to main-line ‘em.”

  6. sobrietyisacrutch

    I wonder if they’re McDonald’s or Burger King or other.
    These things matter.

  7. DKNY

    Why do you keep posting about Britney and her eating habits? Who gives a fuck? The only reason the woman is mentioned nowadays is because of sites like this. She isn’t doing anything, either good or bad. So move on to more relevant things.

    • KMA

      when you look like the honky tonk wicked witch of the west while you’re eating french fries…thats some entertaining shit…

      • Mark

        What do you look like when you are eating fries? My god, take pictures of yourself eating. Rather, have someone take pictures of you without you knowing. Lets see how good you look, bitch.

  8. tim

    News flash—

    Someone eats fries!

    Slow news day?

  9. Doc Scweinstrudel

    I ate at Subway today. Boo fucking HOO. Leave her alone. Just fuck off her already

  10. No doubt she’s on her way to dance it off.

  11. Yeah yeah Fish, you’re a fudge packing woman hater, we get it already.

    Know how I know you’re gay? Any normal heterosexual male would eat those fries out of her ass.

    • erik

      i don’t know, i find her somewhat attractive but would never eat anything out of her ass, she’s become so much less attractive since she let herself go like this

      • Let herself go? Dude she had kids! The only way for her to get back to even a semblance of her former build would be to starve herself, and get almost as much plastic surgery as Heidi. Besides, the camera does in fact add ten pounds, and I’m willing to bet she looks damn good in person.

  12. frcrkr

    Eating french fries? Really? White powder coming out of Lindsey’s boots good. Potato gobblin bad. Stick to the bikini shots when nothing juicy.

  13. FattyFatty2X4

    She should be ticketed for driving while bloated.

  14. jojo

    Britney was fantasizing about the next time she could eat some fries…. then it dawned on her. ….”soon”.

  15. RoboZombie

    She makes the Palin family look like the goddamn Astors!

  16. Britney Spears
    Commented on this photo:

    I wish I was those french fries.

  17. See Alice

    NEWSFLASH ! Britney eats food …………. WTF ?

  18. Jillian

    “…there’s no way any of us will ever be as happy as Britney Spears in these photos without the aid of an extra chromosome.”

    hahaha!! thanks for the laugh

  19. Britney Spears
    Commented on this photo:

    I thought that was a celery stick. I knew it was too good to be true.

  20. Jasmin

    Downes Syndrome FTW!!

  21. Wrong

    Wrong; you suck ass, you ass sucker.

  22. Britney Spears
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks sad. There is not enough money in the world to live that life.

  23. The Donald

    Oh, come on, everyone does that, you know, we all look in the bag for the freedom fries first.

  24. GravyLeg

    “I’ll put the visor down so they don’t see me unhinge my jaw…”

  25. hey brit, pic them with poutine on! mmmmm

  26. Britney Spears
    Commented on this photo:

    Rednecks r funny.

    • Mark

      How is this funny? How does this make her a redneck? She is eating FOOD. If that makes someone a redneck, every human being on this planet is a redneck.

  27. Britney Spears
    Commented on this photo:

    Rednecks r funny.

  28. jadeylisious

    wow umm i munch on fries all the time so whats wrong with that?

  29. Britney Spears
    Commented on this photo:

    i don’t understand the constant fat jokes about this non-fat female

  30. tally

    i thought we forgot about this bitch already. the boat left like forreal.

  31. Big freaking deal. She’s eating French Fries. Everyone in North America eats French Fries. Such a crime.

  32. Britney Spears
    Commented on this photo:

    Leave her eat in peace!

  33. Elle

    And yet, she’s a freakin model next to Christina.

  34. Érico

    Wow, Britney and frech fires… this site used to be a lot better.

  35. Britney Spears
    Commented on this photo:

    The whole downplaying her intelligence and highlighting her rather old (2007) habit of liking fast food is just getting plain silly and boring. You are loosing your touch. The woman is allowed to enjoy french fries–a lot of people do. If eating french fries is an indication of being an idiot, I’m certain you meet that criteria, as well as 100% of the countries where there is a McDonalds. Lol. Let her be.

  36. Britney Spears
    Commented on this photo:

    Seriously, this is sad. She knows that pictures like this will be posted somewhere and that people will be assholes about her eating food. Ridiculous.

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