‘Furnch Fries!’

A lot of people try to argue I write this site because I’m secretly jealous of celebrities which is, obviously, not true. I just hate everyone who isn’t me, that’s all. However, I will admit to being jealous in this case, and this case only, because there’s no way any of us will ever be as happy as Britney Spears in these photos without the aid of an extra chromosome. Seriously, can you even imagine what it’s like in her head right now? There are probably cars with wheels made out of “chockerlate” and everything.

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