A lot of people try to argue I write this site because I’m secretly jealous of celebrities which is, obviously, not true. I just hate everyone who isn’t me, that’s all. However, I will admit to being jealous in this case, and this case only, because there’s no way any of us will ever be as happy as Britney Spears in these photos without the aid of an extra chromosome. Seriously, can you even imagine what it’s like in her head right now? There are probably cars with wheels made out of “chockerlate” and everything.
Photos: Splash News
FIRST!!! I love Brit Brit
That’s her “I will kill you and eat you” look
Second! Brit Brit sucks ass
U suck ass
I’d suck her ass.
Nth! I want some FRENCH FRIES.
“What yur lookin at!? It’s hard to main-line ‘em.”
I wonder if they’re McDonald’s or Burger King or other.
These things matter.
Agreed. Fish really dropped the ball on that one! :)
TMZ reports that the fries are from Sonic.
Why she isn’t eating the tots is beyond me. And I’m not referring to her children.
Why do you keep posting about Britney and her eating habits? Who gives a fuck? The only reason the woman is mentioned nowadays is because of sites like this. She isn’t doing anything, either good or bad. So move on to more relevant things.
when you look like the honky tonk wicked witch of the west while you’re eating french fries…thats some entertaining shit…
What do you look like when you are eating fries? My god, take pictures of yourself eating. Rather, have someone take pictures of you without you knowing. Lets see how good you look, bitch.
News flash—
Someone eats fries!
Slow news day?
I ate at Subway today. Boo fucking HOO. Leave her alone. Just fuck off her already
Yeah, I saw an article about that a few hours ago. Congrats on skipping the mayo this time around.
It’s mayonaise. I know you were trying to make fun of me but were too coward and too illiterate to spell it all.
Erm…Doc… I can letcha have “coward” for “cowardly” but c’mon – it’s “mayonnaise” with two “n”s.
No doubt she’s on her way to dance it off.
Yeah yeah Fish, you’re a fudge packing woman hater, we get it already.
Know how I know you’re gay? Any normal heterosexual male would eat those fries out of her ass.
i don’t know, i find her somewhat attractive but would never eat anything out of her ass, she’s become so much less attractive since she let herself go like this
Let herself go? Dude she had kids! The only way for her to get back to even a semblance of her former build would be to starve herself, and get almost as much plastic surgery as Heidi. Besides, the camera does in fact add ten pounds, and I’m willing to bet she looks damn good in person.
ew!
Eating french fries? Really? White powder coming out of Lindsey’s boots good. Potato gobblin bad. Stick to the bikini shots when nothing juicy.
She should be ticketed for driving while bloated.
Britney was fantasizing about the next time she could eat some fries…. then it dawned on her. ….”soon”.
She makes the Palin family look like the goddamn Astors!
I wish I was those french fries.
NEWSFLASH ! Britney eats food …………. WTF ?
“…there’s no way any of us will ever be as happy as Britney Spears in these photos without the aid of an extra chromosome.”
hahaha!! thanks for the laugh
I thought that was a celery stick. I knew it was too good to be true.
Downes Syndrome FTW!!
Wrong; you suck ass, you ass sucker.
She looks sad. There is not enough money in the world to live that life.
Oh, come on, everyone does that, you know, we all look in the bag for the freedom fries first.
“I’ll put the visor down so they don’t see me unhinge my jaw…”
hey brit, pic them with poutine on! mmmmm
Rednecks r funny.
How is this funny? How does this make her a redneck? She is eating FOOD. If that makes someone a redneck, every human being on this planet is a redneck.
Rednecks r funny.
You look like you know a lot about rednecks, judging by your inability to properly spell “are.”
wow umm i munch on fries all the time so whats wrong with that?
i don’t understand the constant fat jokes about this non-fat female
i thought we forgot about this bitch already. the boat left like forreal.
Big freaking deal. She’s eating French Fries. Everyone in North America eats French Fries. Such a crime.
Leave her eat in peace!
And yet, she’s a freakin model next to Christina.
Wow, Britney and frech fires… this site used to be a lot better.
The whole downplaying her intelligence and highlighting her rather old (2007) habit of liking fast food is just getting plain silly and boring. You are loosing your touch. The woman is allowed to enjoy french fries–a lot of people do. If eating french fries is an indication of being an idiot, I’m certain you meet that criteria, as well as 100% of the countries where there is a McDonalds. Lol. Let her be.
Seriously, this is sad. She knows that pictures like this will be posted somewhere and that people will be assholes about her eating food. Ridiculous.