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teri-hatcher-apology.jpg The Sun has apologized to Teri Hatcher for their story claiming she had sex with men in a van outside her home. I dont’ know why though, since it’s totally true.

ddr-riverdance.jpg Combining Riverdance with DDR might be the greatest innovation of this century. It’s like the world of tomorrow today!

keira-sex.jpg Keira Knightley wishes she wasn’t famous so she could have sex with loads of people and nobody would know about it.

kirsten-dunst-antoinette.jpg Kirsten Dunst does her best Garden State impression.

britney-sue.jpg Britney Spears might sue the high chair company that Sean Preston fell from because the back broke.