Friends reunion killed by Friends

friends_reunion.jpgLisa Kudrow has confirmed that Friends was all set for a reunion show, but one male cast member refused a multi-million dollar salary to make a comeback appearance. While bosses at US TV network NBC furiously denied the claims, Kudrow has now confirmed proposals for forthcoming shows. She says:

“There is an opportunity for the rest of us to do a reunion show but one member has said no. It’s one of the guys. I’m gutted.”

Well I’m as disappointed as the rest of you, since the last time I saw Friends was two hours ago on Channel 5. No wait, one hour ago. No wait, it’s on right now. Oh look, Ross and Rachel are fighting. Joy. Who wouldn’t want to see more of this?