Friday in a Slutty Miley Cyrus Nutshell

October 4th, 2010 // 63 Comments

While I attempted to (unsuccessfully) salvage my vacation, here’s a quick rundown of Friday’s gossip as told by sites who didn’t take the day off because they got rain on their toesies:

Miley Cyrus paraded around Hollywood in ridiculously small denim shorts (above) while frequenting over-21 nightclubs. You can practically smell the strollers getting run over from here. [Lainey Gossip]

Oksana Grigorieva apparently accused Timothy Dalton of abuse to get more child support, just like she’s doing with Mel Gibson. I wonder if she tricked Timothy into recording anti-Semitic rants, too. I’ve Mel’s been saying for years that’s exactly the character tic James Bond’s missing. “I thought Christmas only came once a year — but not for Jews.” *actives jetpack* [TMZ]

Rihanna called Ke$ha, Lady GaGa and Katy Perry “generic pop” during a BBC Radio interview. In related news, Chris Brown is still an asshole and this changes nothing. [Celebuzz]

Michael Lohan is going to make sure Lindsay doesn’t “stress out” by explaining to her that him taking over all of her finances is a great idea and not just because he can finally make all those child support payments and avoid jail. That’s maybe 80% what this is about. 90 at best. [RadarOnline]

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt set fire to their divorce papers because only the combined retard energy of two asshats would think an open flame near Heidi’s breasts is a good idea. It’s like trying to cause another Hindenburg. Twice. [Us Magazine]

Frankie Muniz used to look down on Shia LaBeouf back in the day, and now The Beef will never let him forget who eventually got the chance to drive a beloved film franchise into the ground with an assist from CGI gophers. Suck it, Malcolm. [Dlisted]

Photos: Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. DLR

    1rd. I see a Lohan-in-training

  2. LittleCupcakes

    One day she’ll look back on this and laugh. At every goddamn one of us.

  3. LittleCupcakes

    Is she bracing herself on a trash can? Tough to find competent lackeys and toadies anymore, and they’re always in your drugs anyway, and sniffing around for entourage roadkill to pick up.

  4. Frankie Muniz has a twitter account? That’s more surprising than when I found out I was following Gilbert Gotfried on Friday…

  5. Somewhere, Papa Cyrus is stroking his achey breaky penis to Miley’s sideboob in pic 4.

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    Oud
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    she need a personal stylist fast. There are many way to ware sexy skimpy clothe with some class. Why she has to copy the look of street hookers. This is not sexy. This is sad.

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    SIN
    Commented on this photo:

    You can still see the little girl face on the slut body.

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    SIN
    Commented on this photo:

    You can still see the little girl face on the slut body. You know as soon as she turns 18 the nude pics will flood the internet. We can’t wait ;)

  9. captain america

    there were never more PEDOHILES recordedin the states………………

  10. Eric

    Is it illegal to stroke one off to these pictures?

  11. hiking short shorts up over ur bellybutton is sexy now? smthg tells me her 18th bday is gona be anticlimactic

  12. Jon "Bigot" Stewart

    looks like a guns n roses groupie from 89

  13. posterchild

    she looks like a sad hooker on laundry day.

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    cyber
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    Night club??? They should be shut down if they let her in, she’s not even 18 yet.

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    cyber
    Commented on this photo:

    Poetic that she’s getting out of the car next to a trash container. Would have been even more poetic had it been white….

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    isitin
    Commented on this photo:

    She does have great legs. She needs to pose now in a string bikini & stilettos.

  17. isitin

    She does have great legs. She needs to pose now in a string bikini & stilettos.

  18. hellokittylover

    High waisted shorts and crop tops are in fashion now..just look in the vogue or elle magazine.

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    lc
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    you can take the girl out of the trailer but never the trailer out of the girl…

  20. me

    Wow FIsh, You obviously needed a vacation. That was THE funniest shit I have ever read!!!!!! I like the “refreshed” Fish. Hmmmm…. kind of an oxymoron….

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    Commented on this photo:

    No bra & denim panties. Because escaping the Mouse’s control makes a girl’s repressed inner skank come right out.

  22. oh no

    Slutty? Have you looked around your local mall on a Fri or Sat night? At least it’s not another shot of the fucking STD midget Snookie.

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    absinthe
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    She looks fucking scary. Head to toe disgusting

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    burton
    Commented on this photo:

    what a skank sack…this child will have herpes by 20.

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    burton
    Commented on this photo:

    shes almost billion aire status and she dresses like a crack ho in detroit…a white one from a trailer park…where are her parents???
    she has NO class at all, men will just use her and then ignore her….thats what they call a fuck and chuck.

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    burton
    Commented on this photo:

    maybe she was about to go back into that trash bin.

  27. WMR

    You gotta (sorta) feel sorry for the girl. That much success and adulation at her age? Gosh, if Julius Caesar could not handle being elevated to divinity at aged 60 how was poor Miley to handle it at 16? There’s no way the girl will snap out of it; the jealous Greek gods are no doubt circling for the kill.

  28. josh

    Has she ever been to school ? Who was in charge of her education ?

    • Yes Josh, that’s exactly what I was thinking when I looked at this Pi … SHADDAP!!!!!

      Miley Cyrus is Rich. Disgustingly rich. Even if her career crashes and burns, which is my expectation of her, she is set for 5 lifetimes. Still, I think she’ll be alright. I doubt she turns into a douchebag like Hilton or Lohan.

      Know what does piss me off? Not every celebrity who goes out is a drug addict, slut whore who drives over baby carriages!!! She’s what? 18/19? Like any of you didn’t sneak into clubs at 18 and go drinking … She’s a teenager who is finally out from under the Disney hegemony so she’s going to party it up a lil.

  29. Megamileyfan1

    l’m a huge fan,of miley’s & always will be.So it really upsets me,when l read some of the disgusting things u idiots write about her.Why can’t miley go out to a clubs with a couple of friends,& have a laugh & a dance,and no,she didn’t drink.Miley has intelligence beyond her yrs,& also because of her gd upbringing,she knows she doesn’t need to get drunk or,do drugs,to have a gd time.Besides that,it’s not really any of ur business what miley does,is it.Or is it because u have nothing going on in ur sad lives,that u have to keep on making judgements about miley.To me,miley is the most beautiful girl,to ever walk this earth.She is total perfection.There is nothing l would change about her.l love her,just the way she is.Plz don’t ever change the way u r miles,ur wonderful.Plz don’t pay any attention to what these haters,say about u.Peace & godbless:)XX
    Keith White(Megamileyfan1)uk.

  30. Miley Cyrus Denim Shorts
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t mean to be disrespectful but aw, fuck this: Poster Child for Severely Shrunken Gene Pool.

  31. barroom hero

    M u l l e t s p a w N is looking quite W hiskey T ango

  32. firstofthefallen

    I think she should follow in the footsteps of Montana Fishburn and do some porn-She’ll be 18 soon

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    christina
    Commented on this photo:

    are those House of Harlow booties???

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    Quavis
    Commented on this photo:

    There ya go Billy Ray, father of the year. LET your under aged daughter go out without a bra and exposed body parts. Calling all pedophiles…..

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    hollieb
    Commented on this photo:

    she is drunk!!!!!!! no wonder she is hanging on to the trash can to get out

  37. cc

    She’s really not very attractive. You could easily find a better looking girl at any mall around here in less than half an hour…and that includes the time it takes to park.

  38. burton

    She dresses like a whore to take the attn away from her smushed in pug face…sadly though its not working for me, my 37 year old wife is hotter and more attractive face wise.

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    Kevin
    Commented on this photo:

    She may only 17, but I’d tap it

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    shelface
    Commented on this photo:

    She look like a baby-prostetute.

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    mafme
    Commented on this photo:

    She has legs like tapered dowels.

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    WakkaWit
    Commented on this photo:

    Meh, she’s still a child… A child who considers herself a superstar woman with cash and ass who can do what ever she wants…

    She’s just being a dumb girl with misguided principals brought on by her fame and fortune. Hell what would any of us have done at that age if we had close to a billion in cash?

    Ruin my life in 3 years I would, (Drinking, Sex, Party, Boats and Tokes)

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    pete
    Commented on this photo:

    All you haters are so yesterday. The girl is cute, rich and probably a complete wild woman in bed, ( from that vid of her grinding on some dude earlier) she did not learn that watching TV … She has a great figure.. and until she decides to go get those rumored implants she has big natural firm tits.. I doubt a one of you would even consider throwing her out of bed had you the chance. which .. of course you DONT… so you all need to just piss off and stop hating.

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    pete
    Commented on this photo:

    All you haters are so yesterday. The girl is cute, rich and probably a complete wild woman in bed, ( from that vid of her grinding on some dude earlier) she did not learn that watching TV … She has a great figure.. and until she decides to go get those rumored implants she has big natural firm tits.. I doubt a one of you would even consider throwing her out of bed had you the chance. which .. of course you don’t… so you all need to just piss off and stop hating.

    • Ya Ya

      @Pete.. you are a total perv…this is a 17 year old little girl. In an industry where she will eaten alive and spit out after all her money, looks and fame are gone…She should focus more on being a kid; instead of a grown up

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    Mari, from Estonia
    Commented on this photo:

    I think she has great legs :)

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    Wiley
    Commented on this photo:

    Is she admiring her own crotch? Contemplating how to expose her cootchie when she gets out?

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    Wiley
    Commented on this photo:

    Following in Lohan’s footsteps. I guess celebs don’t have to abide by our laws.

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