Freida Pinto of the award-winning film Slumdog Millionaire is reportedly lined up to to be a Bond Girl in the next 007 installment featuring Daniel Craig, according to The Sun:
Executive producer BARBARA BROCCOLI is eager for her to join the cast — after earmarking Slumdog director DANNY BOYLE for the top job.
A source said: “Freida came to the attention of the Bond team when they were casting Quantum of Solace.
“She was too young at the time to have a part as a love interest for a secret agent. But she has blossomed into an incredibly stunning young woman and would look perfect on DANIEL CRAIG’s arm.”
You know what’s so believable about this story? It’s that the next logical step for an actress who just starred in an Oscar-winning film is to be a Bond Girl and join the ranks of Denise Richards. Then again, Denise is on this season’s Dancing with the Stars which everyone knows is the zenith of acting prestige, so, Freida, make sure they give you a cool name. Something like “Breasty Boobstone” or “Vagina Zippowitz.”
She’s alright, I guess.
FIRST!
She has a hairy forehead.
She has a hairy forehead.
Nice forehead. Must be full moon.
Actually her head looks too big for her body in the second to last pic.
She’s beautiful. I hate her.
1. I’m pretty sure Denise Richards never won an oscar.
2. She’s cute, but boring. And she looks like the bond girls in the past five movies or so. I think we need a blonde, for a change.
I’m sorry, Pinto who?
Pinto ?? what type of brown name is that?
I thought it was a car that explodes or my best friend on a lonely night – WHERE IS MY WINE?
Her character’s name is going to be Harriet Bushever.
What the hell? How’d anyone miss this one? Barbara Broccoli? Awesome. Shit! Broccoli is on another call? Somebody get me Amy Avocado! Vacation? OK, where’s Patricia Potato? Out on leave. Geez. How about Lisa Lemon? Fired yesterday?! Talia Tomato?… anyone???
I thought she was hot when she was about six inches shorter and named Eva Longoria…….
Actually “pinto” is slang for “cock” so her full name is pretty funny.
This Bombay Bitch is flawless, boy it must be a pleasure…you sure she has not been in an arranged marriage since the age of 2…
Her character should be the first crossover from the Bond spoofs. Alotta…. Miss Alotta Vagina.
I’d need a weed whacker to get to that vajayjay…
Damn, that really is one hairy ass forehead.
I just found a picture of proving it
http://change.dossergame.co.uk/change_please/2886984/
I just found a picture to prove it
http://change.dossergame.co.uk/change_please/2886984/
I can’t look at this bitch since I read that she dumped her husband of many years the minute she Slumdog became an Oscar contender. You know how she broke it off? She just stopped returning his calls. What a total bitch. I hope she walks right into a big fat pool of Karma. No class or loyalty. She’s perfect for Hollywood.
Freida Pinto’s a piece of ass. Nevertheless: Boycott Slumdog Millionaire.
Two words: ass hair.
shes truly beautiful
Oh shut the fuck up already. Are any of you ever happy with anyone’s appearance? This girl is fucking gorgeous.
Who’s the wookee?
Chewbacca would be all over that.
Nope
I’ll stick with jerking off to her pictures, to be brutally honest. I’d be in no mood to deal with her mega-pelted curry-stench pussy.
this girl is stunningly gorgeous! damn! and instead America makes a big shit over tatted, plastic titted megan fox. hello?! this chick is hot!
Even if she’s too hairy and too pungent, I’d still want to be with her, if only to get a few direct lines to more easily intelligible computer support people.
“[H]usband of many years”? The guy claims they married in December 2007. But he hasn’t produced a marriage certificate. And even if they were married, he probably beat and emotionally tortured her the whole time. That’s how they do in India.
she has a really long pointer finger! check out the second pic. looks like E.T.s finger.
Great! we’re outsourcing fucking bond girls now!
…That’s just fucking fantastic…..way to jump the shark Bond…
I wonder if Daniel Craig will shoot the love scenes with a clothespin on his nose and they’ll just edit it out afterwards
her finger looks long and weird in the 2nd pic.
If you dipped her in a vat of hot wax and then yanked her out, then doused her with (Western) perfume, maybe…but there’d still be those dark brown nipples and pussy lips that look and smell like the crusts on dark rye bread. I prefer a pinkish hue, a rosy glow…
@26 aaaaaaaaaa-ha ha ha ha ha ha! I have the urge to ask her for a slurpee, some beef jerkey and a porn magazine. THANK YOU! COME AGAIN!
Mutant forefinger:
http://thesuperficial.com/2009/03/freida_pinto_possibly_having_s.php?bfm_index=1
A PC, yet funny post!
@38….not forienger…ALIEN. That’s her E.T. PHONE HOME FINGER.
Hey, Freida, a rupee for your thoughts
Whoa, sorry 38…..I read that totally wrong. I thought you wrote mutant foreigner. It’s been a long week.
That’s her finger for setting jumpers on a motherboard. No wonder those jobs are outsourced.
HA HA HA…good one, as usual, JRZ.
I agree with “36″. What is so attractive about this chick? She has more hair than Cousin It. Some of you people must be furries in your private life.
That fucking dress is a Fashion HinDON’T!
Please do not make fun of her finger. That finger is part of a special bond between father and daughter during puberty. We call it “find the pimento.”
Hindus make me Siek.
She is beautiful and I, too, hate her, Zanna.
We shall hate her together. Ready? Go.