Freida Pinto of the award-winning film Slumdog Millionaire is reportedly lined up to to be a Bond Girl in the next 007 installment featuring Daniel Craig, according to The Sun:
Executive producer BARBARA BROCCOLI is eager for her to join the cast — after earmarking Slumdog director DANNY BOYLE for the top job.
A source said: “Freida came to the attention of the Bond team when they were casting Quantum of Solace.
“She was too young at the time to have a part as a love interest for a secret agent. But she has blossomed into an incredibly stunning young woman and would look perfect on DANIEL CRAIG’s arm.”
You know what’s so believable about this story? It’s that the next logical step for an actress who just starred in an Oscar-winning film is to be a Bond Girl and join the ranks of Denise Richards. Then again, Denise is on this season’s Dancing with the Stars which everyone knows is the zenith of acting prestige, so, Freida, make sure they give you a cool name. Something like “Breasty Boobstone” or “Vagina Zippowitz.”
Trebor | March 13, 2009 at 2:42 pm
She’s alright, I guess.
Chris | March 13, 2009 at 2:43 pm
FIRST!
Johnny | March 13, 2009 at 2:43 pm
She has a hairy forehead.
Johnny | March 13, 2009 at 2:44 pm
She has a hairy forehead.
Jake | March 13, 2009 at 2:44 pm
Nice forehead. Must be full moon.
Trebor | March 13, 2009 at 2:46 pm
Actually her head looks too big for her body in the second to last pic.
Zanna | March 13, 2009 at 2:46 pm
She’s beautiful. I hate her.
Erica | March 13, 2009 at 2:47 pm
1. I’m pretty sure Denise Richards never won an oscar.
2. She’s cute, but boring. And she looks like the bond girls in the past five movies or so. I think we need a blonde, for a change.
Popduds (modern apparel) | March 13, 2009 at 2:50 pm
I’m sorry, Pinto who?
kbbhh | March 13, 2009 at 2:52 pm
Pinto ?? what type of brown name is that?
I thought it was a car that explodes or my best friend on a lonely night – WHERE IS MY WINE?
Pat | March 13, 2009 at 2:54 pm
Her character’s name is going to be Harriet Bushever.
Produce section at Wal Mart | March 13, 2009 at 2:55 pm
What the hell? How’d anyone miss this one? Barbara Broccoli? Awesome. Shit! Broccoli is on another call? Somebody get me Amy Avocado! Vacation? OK, where’s Patricia Potato? Out on leave. Geez. How about Lisa Lemon? Fired yesterday?! Talia Tomato?… anyone???
What??? | March 13, 2009 at 2:56 pm
I thought she was hot when she was about six inches shorter and named Eva Longoria…….
Bobby Jindal | March 13, 2009 at 2:56 pm
Actually “pinto” is slang for “cock” so her full name is pretty funny.
Rough Daddy | March 13, 2009 at 2:59 pm
This Bombay Bitch is flawless, boy it must be a pleasure…you sure she has not been in an arranged marriage since the age of 2…
screenwriter | March 13, 2009 at 3:00 pm
Her character should be the first crossover from the Bond spoofs. Alotta…. Miss Alotta Vagina.
RichPort's Ghost | March 13, 2009 at 3:01 pm
I’d need a weed whacker to get to that vajayjay…
Curry McNuggets | March 13, 2009 at 3:02 pm
Damn, that really is one hairy ass forehead.
pat | March 13, 2009 at 3:02 pm
I just found a picture of proving it
http://change.dossergame.co.uk/change_please/2886984/
pat | March 13, 2009 at 3:02 pm
I just found a picture to prove it
http://change.dossergame.co.uk/change_please/2886984/
alex reager | March 13, 2009 at 3:03 pm
I can’t look at this bitch since I read that she dumped her husband of many years the minute she Slumdog became an Oscar contender. You know how she broke it off? She just stopped returning his calls. What a total bitch. I hope she walks right into a big fat pool of Karma. No class or loyalty. She’s perfect for Hollywood.
Boycott Slumdog Millionaire | March 13, 2009 at 3:03 pm
Freida Pinto’s a piece of ass. Nevertheless: Boycott Slumdog Millionaire.
Sam | March 13, 2009 at 3:04 pm
Two words: ass hair.
lisa | March 13, 2009 at 3:04 pm
shes truly beautiful
Rachael | March 13, 2009 at 3:04 pm
Oh shut the fuck up already. Are any of you ever happy with anyone’s appearance? This girl is fucking gorgeous.
GuyHolly | March 13, 2009 at 3:04 pm
Who’s the wookee?
Chewbacca would be all over that.
Mike Hawk | March 13, 2009 at 3:04 pm
Nope
Matt | March 13, 2009 at 3:08 pm
I’ll stick with jerking off to her pictures, to be brutally honest. I’d be in no mood to deal with her mega-pelted curry-stench pussy.
damn. | March 13, 2009 at 3:09 pm
this girl is stunningly gorgeous! damn! and instead America makes a big shit over tatted, plastic titted megan fox. hello?! this chick is hot!
Jeff | March 13, 2009 at 3:12 pm
Even if she’s too hairy and too pungent, I’d still want to be with her, if only to get a few direct lines to more easily intelligible computer support people.
Fuck Off | March 13, 2009 at 3:12 pm
“[H]usband of many years”? The guy claims they married in December 2007. But he hasn’t produced a marriage certificate. And even if they were married, he probably beat and emotionally tortured her the whole time. That’s how they do in India.
not now | March 13, 2009 at 3:13 pm
she has a really long pointer finger! check out the second pic. looks like E.T.s finger.
Still White on the Outside | March 13, 2009 at 3:14 pm
Great! we’re outsourcing fucking bond girls now!
Deacon Jones | March 13, 2009 at 3:14 pm
…That’s just fucking fantastic…..way to jump the shark Bond…
I wonder if Daniel Craig will shoot the love scenes with a clothespin on his nose and they’ll just edit it out afterwards
eh | March 13, 2009 at 3:16 pm
her finger looks long and weird in the 2nd pic.
mike | March 13, 2009 at 3:16 pm
If you dipped her in a vat of hot wax and then yanked her out, then doused her with (Western) perfume, maybe…but there’d still be those dark brown nipples and pussy lips that look and smell like the crusts on dark rye bread. I prefer a pinkish hue, a rosy glow…
Zanna | March 13, 2009 at 3:17 pm
@26 aaaaaaaaaa-ha ha ha ha ha ha! I have the urge to ask her for a slurpee, some beef jerkey and a porn magazine. THANK YOU! COME AGAIN!
Jesus Christ | March 13, 2009 at 3:19 pm
Mutant forefinger:
http://thesuperficial.com/2009/03/freida_pinto_possibly_having_s.php?bfm_index=1
feminist | March 13, 2009 at 3:19 pm
A PC, yet funny post!
Zanna | March 13, 2009 at 3:20 pm
@38….not forienger…ALIEN. That’s her E.T. PHONE HOME FINGER.
Jrz | March 13, 2009 at 3:21 pm
Hey, Freida, a rupee for your thoughts
Zanna | March 13, 2009 at 3:22 pm
Whoa, sorry 38…..I read that totally wrong. I thought you wrote mutant foreigner. It’s been a long week.
Jason | March 13, 2009 at 3:22 pm
That’s her finger for setting jumpers on a motherboard. No wonder those jobs are outsourced.
Zanna | March 13, 2009 at 3:23 pm
HA HA HA…good one, as usual, JRZ.
Curry McNuggets | March 13, 2009 at 3:23 pm
I agree with “36″. What is so attractive about this chick? She has more hair than Cousin It. Some of you people must be furries in your private life.
Jrz | March 13, 2009 at 3:23 pm
That fucking dress is a Fashion HinDON’T!
Apu | March 13, 2009 at 3:25 pm
Please do not make fun of her finger. That finger is part of a special bond between father and daughter during puberty. We call it “find the pimento.”
Zanna | March 13, 2009 at 3:26 pm
Hindus make me Siek.
Jrz | March 13, 2009 at 3:27 pm
She is beautiful and I, too, hate her, Zanna.
Zanna | March 13, 2009 at 3:28 pm
We shall hate her together. Ready? Go.