Our country is at war. Global warming is increasing at an alarming rate. Gas prices are on the rise. All stuff I can pretty much learn to deal with. What I am having trouble coping with is finding out that rap-rock ass-clown Fred Durst still walks among us. And, get out of town, he directed a movie. TMZ reports:
While waiting for their cars, Paxton was asked about the possibility of Durst guest-starring on “Big Love,” to which Paxton beamed, “I sure hope so, he’d rock that show.” Really?
Then, without any prompting at all, Paxton continued, “Have you seen his movie, ‘The Education of Charlie Banks’? It’s the real deal.”
Oh, wait, Bill Paxton says it’s awesome. Then you know it’s good. You know, that, “Hey, I don’t have herpes just Chlamydia” kind of good. Not the “Yay, Fred Durst is dead” good. Which is the awesomest type of good imaginable. Though to Fred’s credit, I believe now he really can have sex with Britney Spears and not pretend that he did. But even at her lowest would Britney be that dumb? If you’re thinking I’m going to say it depends if Fred Durst has a Bacon Cheeseburger taped to his nads, GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
Jerry Garcia | October 8, 2007 at 2:19 pm
First bitches
JagedNS | October 8, 2007 at 2:23 pm
That’s all you have to say? wow….way to rant JG
veggi | October 8, 2007 at 2:24 pm
holy shit. It’s 2045 already????????????
Steph-r | October 8, 2007 at 2:25 pm
Why does his beard have grey hair in it? How old is this guy? Wasn’t he like 24 like 5 years ago, or is that just how long it’s been since his last Limp Bizkit CD came out…
Adam | October 8, 2007 at 2:26 pm
He’s not dead and I should too feel sad about that, but his graying beard satisfies me just enough.
Rossafur | October 8, 2007 at 2:27 pm
Dammit. I was kinda hoping he was dead too. :(
Not ever having to hear or see him again would be good enough, I suppose.
Lexoka | October 8, 2007 at 2:29 pm
Who the hell is he, anyway?
MR PAPARAZZI | October 8, 2007 at 2:34 pm
seriously where are the stories? where is the celebrity gossip? where is the news? WHERE ARE THE FUCKIN STORIES GOD DAMN YOU!!!????????
weewillywinkie | October 8, 2007 at 2:39 pm
zzzzzzzzzzzzz
jeeves | October 8, 2007 at 2:40 pm
DORK
Grace | October 8, 2007 at 2:43 pm
I think Britney would prefer an In-n-Out shake around Fred Durst’s nads, that is, if he actually has nads in the first place… the jury’s still out for me.
veggi | October 8, 2007 at 2:45 pm
He slept with Paris and caught the wonk eye.
bone daddio | October 8, 2007 at 3:21 pm
if you put a bag over that meh face, I’d let Fish lick him from stem to stern!
juicy!
ssdd | October 8, 2007 at 3:27 pm
Fred?…Whats he coming back around for? ..Running out of money?…. …
and Bill Paxton … can’t stand the way that fucking girl looks. He needs to crawl back into the little gay cave he slithered out from. Ball nibbling bastard.
Doomhammer | October 8, 2007 at 3:31 pm
Yo Yo Yo Fred being as hardcore as ever yo !!!
See you at the MTV spring break house this april Fred? Check.
Barry LeFarge | October 8, 2007 at 3:33 pm
Who the hell is this guy? I thought he got arrested for eating a baby.
Habitual Line Stepper | October 8, 2007 at 3:34 pm
It’s true that I’m a complete and total asshole, but I thought the:
You know, that, “Hey, I don’t have herpes just Chlamydia” kind of good. Not the “Yay, Fred Durst is dead” good. Which is the awesomest type of good imaginable.
line was hilarious.
Mike | October 8, 2007 at 3:45 pm
If this article is about Fred Durst, why does it show a picture of Andrew Sullivan?
NewOrleansNegroSwimleague | October 8, 2007 at 4:03 pm
Snore……zzzzzzzzz…………………Wigger…….
jrzmommy | October 8, 2007 at 4:10 pm
WHO?
boo | October 8, 2007 at 4:15 pm
Wow, he’s looking old. And I just found out his age the other day; he really is older than I thought. He always acted so juvenile so I assumed he was younger. But now he’s really looking his age. Anyways, I believe the claim he made about slappin his limp biscuit to Britney. Its not too far fetched. Not then, not now.
Italian Stallion | October 8, 2007 at 4:28 pm
He was in that movie “Castaway” right? Wasn’t his friend a coconut? That would explain why he slept with Britney, and come to think of it, any Limp Bizkit Cd……..
havoc | October 8, 2007 at 4:29 pm
He’s a serious artist now.
I heard he’s going to be the new host of Masterpiece Theater……
Bwaaaaauuugh! LMFAO!!!
Sorry, I couldn’t do it…..
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Fred Durst | October 8, 2007 at 5:02 pm
The reason you haven’t heard much of me lately is because you apparently don’t watch gay porn. I produce, direct and act. It’s the most fulfilling experience I’ve ever had.
The beard is discolored because of butt juice!
As for Britney, I couldn’t get it up and ultimately discovered that I was gay.
Bitches!
Miguelito | October 8, 2007 at 5:28 pm
There’s no such thing as global warming, dork. Don’t try to be edgy in your humor and just repeat that propaganda. Do you really think that, if there were global warming, they would make cartoons about it with farting penguins?
Commies run this country and this is just a way to eventually raise taxes on lightbulbs, air, water and shit. Read about Tesla — we could have had unlimited free energy decades ago. But that isn’t good for business.
Zing! | October 8, 2007 at 6:16 pm
If they ever taxed your shit, you would go broke.
aregularmess | October 8, 2007 at 6:39 pm
it’s too early for a playoff beard.
jakebarnes | October 8, 2007 at 7:05 pm
If you squint just right, he sorta doesn’t look like a douchenozzle in this picture. The Wayne Coyne beard is a good look for him.
wondering | October 8, 2007 at 8:30 pm
What happened to his hair? Didn’t he have hair?
Missystar | October 8, 2007 at 9:05 pm
I could have sworn I just read that this asswipe mowed down several people with his car. Anyone know the details?
Dick Richards | October 8, 2007 at 11:17 pm
Yes! When you’re a badass rockstar-maniac-fucking-sex machine, and you start to bald like somebody’s middle aged father, shave your head bald! No one ‘ll notice. Oh yeah, and grow a beard! Durst always was the most stylish poseur! Rap-Rock! Hey, lets sombine the best elements of hardcore, and the best elements of rap, and call it “Rap-core.” It’s “hard”, and it has “rhymes.” Great..
P.S. You ever seen footage of Durst spraining his ankle mid-concert? He jumped up for one of his patented fag-beserker-hardcore doushe moves and landed wrong with his stylishly loose skate shoes; his foot twisted like cardboard! It was hilarious.
cookie monsta | October 9, 2007 at 12:21 am
fred’s a pissant soggy sao champion.
NewOrleansNegroSwimleague | October 9, 2007 at 4:37 am
#24, HAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAH
AfricaRocks | October 9, 2007 at 5:00 am
fuckin wankers…..u cant diss Fred Durst…….
Representn Limp Bizkit Style!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Starbucks fan | October 9, 2007 at 7:40 am
lol, 12! If that’s all he caught, he’s a lucky little professor.
josh | October 9, 2007 at 10:51 am
erm, his movie won best picture at the tribeca film festival. looks like your the ass clown………
jdu | October 9, 2007 at 3:00 pm
#31, you wouldn’t happen to have a clip of that douchebag move would you? Sounds hilarious.
D. Richards | October 10, 2007 at 10:19 am
You could probably find the clip on Youtube. I can’t remember where I saw Durst fuck-up like that but, yeah, it was awesome.
fredrules | February 28, 2008 at 1:48 pm
all you motherfuckers are just haters..the dude was the shit back in the day.still is in many peoples eyes..dont even try to say taht when limp bizkit was hot you didnt listen to it…
Tyler | July 26, 2008 at 10:33 am
Haha, WTF, You call that talking shit about Fred? Hahah Idk I think i could do way better I mean he was in a band named after a limp dick but damn take some classes or something that rant was pathetic. :) Don’t Take it personally haha.
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