Fred Durst hops back on the Britney Spears publicity train

March 20th, 2009 // 64 Comments

With a new movie hitting theaters and a Limp Bizkit revival in the works, what better time for Fred Durst to talk about how he allegedly banged Britney Spears in 2003 and, surprise, knew she was crazy all along – based solely on the fact she denied the whole thing. Of course. MTV News reports:

The confusion over the affair still remains with Durst, and the rocker points to the episode as one of the first in a long line of erratic episodes for Spears. “I look back on it as very interesting [in terms of] how things have been sort of unraveling for her since,” he said. “[But] it is what it is. I can sleep at night knowing I made decisions that I wanted to make. [Still], I’m a supporter. I was then, I guess I am now.
“Her own decisions and different things in her life, people can judge her all they want, but she has an extreme presence and when she’s giving it, it’s really good,” he continued. “I don’t think you can really write her off and I just think it’d be silly for people to think that they could. Everything kind of works in cycles and I think she’s an example of how those things work.”
For Durst, summing up the incident may all boil down to one underlying theme. “I just guess at the time it was taboo for a guy like me to be associated with a gal like her,” he laughs.

Let’s give a round of applause to Fred Durst for discovering the “Britney Spears Loophole.” Say anything you want about her past, and when she denies it, just say she’s crazy. On that note, Britney Spears still owes me ten million dollars from a high-stakes game of Hungry Hungry Hippos in 2005.

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  1. OMG!

    Fred you look 50. Please go back to the cave you crawled out from .

  2. Parker

    I remember he told someone on the Howard Stern show all he did was eat her ass out. That was at a time in her life when I would have happily done the same thing except I would have slammed my weenie up her ass right after. She would have loved it. In fact she probably would have never wanted vaginal sex again. Then she’d never have kids. Then she’d still look almost as good as she used to.Then she’d be still be sane. So techincally the only reason Britney Spears is a sloppy, mentally unfit mother of two is cause I never got a chance to f**k her in the a$$. C’est la vie!

  3. Zombieproof

    I KNEW Obadiah Stane wasn’t dead!

  4. PhilofPhilosophy

    Why is it that Fred looks like a bearded, chubby version of Bruce Willis??? I feel like an old fart for listening to That old fart’s music………………………………… ready the coffin boys. We’re all gonna end up like Fred here.

  5. Me 2

    “Everything kind of works in cycles and I think she’s an example of how those things work” – “Everything” doesn’t work in cycles, Fred. Some things work in cycles but not everything, just because Britney Spears had a comeback, doesn’t necessarily mean you will too.

    It hasn’t even been 10 years since that “Rollin’, Rollin’” song was popular – how has he aged so dramatically?

  6. Me 2

    “Everything kind of works in cycles and I think she’s an example of how those things work” – “Everything” doesn’t work in cycles, Fred. Some things work in cycles but not everything, just because Britney Spears had a comeback, doesn’t necessarily mean you will too.

    It hasn’t even been 10 years since that “Rollin’, Rollin’” song was popular – how has he aged so dramatically?

  7. scabby

    Douglas Coupland at the press release for his new book, Generation Why?

  8. Beastman AIDS

    #53
    Beat me to it!

  9. farty mcshitface

    yeh, he looks realllllllly old. like a college prof about to enter retirement.

  10. SUN

    New look inspiration care of Jeff Bridges ( see Iron Man 1 )

  11. beep beep

    Who’s this old fart?

  12. live at leeds

    that asswipe looks like bruce willis’ father !!!

    wake up and smell the ben-gay fred
    – you career has been 6 feet under for a decade.

  13. superstar

    He looks old for a 38 year old. Wes Borland is hot :) Fred was a asshole back then for falling out with him and replacing him with someone shit.

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