Fred Durst gets married

Fred Durst apparently married his girlfriend Esther Nazarov in Vegas Tuesday, according to his Twitter page:

Cheers to the universe from me and my lovely wife Esther Durst!! We are now one and complete. :o)
1:09 PM Jul 16th from Tweetie

Of course, it took about three days for news to surface because nowhere in this story does an entire Asian soccer team fall out of someone’s vagina. Also, does anybody really remember Limp Bizkit? Be honest.

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